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Allowable costumes for trick or treating:
- Nurse/Doctor dressed in PPE (must be real PPE)
- PPE monster (full PPE)
- Dracula in PPE
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Oct 16, 2020 04:18
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- Adbot
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May 27, 2024 04:14
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- Prof. Crocodile
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it is acceptable--nay, encouraged--to throw candy at children from the safety of a second story window.
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Oct 16, 2020 05:01
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Instead of spooky sounds this year I will just play the sounds of people coughing over a loudspeaker to scare the children and their parents
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Oct 16, 2020 05:10
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- FutonForensic
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Bubble Boy from the film "Bubble Boy" (real bubble)
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Oct 16, 2020 05:22
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Condy the Condom from Walt Disney Pictures' The Brave Little Condom
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Oct 16, 2020 05:25
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Condy the Condom from Walt Disney Pictures' The Brave Little Condom
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Oct 16, 2020 05:32
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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The Mask
Not that one
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Oct 16, 2020 07:52
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Virtual Trick or Treating
Just call strangers and ask them to mail you candy
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Oct 16, 2020 07:54
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Condy the Condom from Walt Disney Pictures' The Brave Little Condom
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Oct 16, 2020 13:33
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Virtual Trick or Treating
Just call strangers and ask them to mail you candy
mail came today. no snickers but lots of those black-and-orange taffy wads. 2/10. would not recommend.
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Oct 16, 2020 16:22
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all needles hidden in candy should be capped so they don’t rip the garbage bag after disposal
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Oct 16, 2020 17:17
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Handing out sanitizing wipes
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Oct 16, 2020 17:52
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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A lot of kids getting Tide Pods this year
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Oct 16, 2020 18:07
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Closing down for 10 minutes between trick-or-treaters to sanitize the front stoop, charging parents for the "increased overhead"
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Oct 16, 2020 19:44
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Fake spiderweb mesh must make a 6 foot barrier between the home and trick or treater zone. Homeowners should sit on their roofs and slide candies through their storm drains.
vanisher fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Oct 18, 2020
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Oct 16, 2020 22:05
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Bank pneumatic tube drive through teller windows will be repurposed
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Oct 16, 2020 22:09
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Ghost stories are a DANGER to the public and should be avoided. This has NOTHING to do with the CDC employee retreat and Steve's stupid story which was not scary at all and I slept like a baby that night I'll have you know.
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Oct 16, 2020 22:14
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i put up a bunch of caution tape and am getting pretty accurate with my caramel apple launcher
it's okay if u hit the kids cuz it sticks to them so they still get it
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Oct 16, 2020 22:26
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Last names A-M may trick or treat from 5-7, the rest from 7-9
All eggs and toilet paper must be sanitized under a UV light prior to application
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Oct 17, 2020 00:52
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a radio controlled car with a boxing glove mounted to a reciprocating piston for knocking on doors towing a candy bucket mounted to wheels. a photo of you wearing a costume taped to the windshield
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Oct 17, 2020 03:23
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A pope in a hermetically sealed pope car, with a chute for receiving candy
imagining the pope's expression contorting from delight to horror as the downpour of candy does not stop
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Oct 17, 2020 03:33
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I know this thread is a joke but y’all see the Calgary trick or treating tube hold on gimme a sec
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Oct 17, 2020 12:38
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handing kids candy from inside the "spooky" glass wall with those rubber gloves attached meant for handling highly dangerous substances.
This is a pretty good idea actually. Wouldn't be too difficult either. Wear a lab coat and get some scary looking prop/busted test equipment racks to put in your foyer and dress it up like a lab.
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Oct 17, 2020 15:19
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- FutonForensic
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"get ready for some sweet tunes" I say with a wink as I blow candy out my didgeridoo
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May 27, 2024 04:14
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- nut
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whispering i love u through the trick or treat tube in the off season
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