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Thoguh posted:This is gonna kill a minimum of one in a thousand people in the country before all is said and done (probably a lot more than that) and it's remains mind blowing to me that the chud line of 'we just have to learn to live with it' is something that tens of millions of people believe. My chud cousin that finally got it has been about as big a dipshit about the whole thing as you'd expect from somebody who thinks the whole thing is no big deal. He went to work sick, stayed long enough to expose everybody, and got sent home. My mom said he showed up at my grandma's house to go deer hunting this weekend saying it was blown out of proportion because the only symptoms he had was no sense of taste or smell. I'm skipping out on my birthday this year because I know his whole dumb rear end clan will show up like they did the day after they got back from Florida
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Shear Modulus posted:where do they expect people to hear about these apps they're supposed to download? are they taking out facebook ads or tv ads? I heard about it bc I'm subscribed the NYS doh newsletter, I watch almost every daily Cuomo news conference, and I check local reporting for positivity rates of zip codes near me. but I also didn't download it bc I barely leave my apartment.
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it sure is a good thing people who don't own smartphones can't transmit the disease, otherwise an app-based solution to tracing it wouldnt solve the problem
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Shear Modulus posted:where do they expect people to hear about these apps they're supposed to download? are they taking out facebook ads or tv ads? lol I wouldn't see either of these ads
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Chamale posted:Yeah, that's assuming the government immediately starts doing the best things it could do to stop the spread and help people. At this point "100 times worse than 9/11" is a hilariously optimistic scenario. 2977 people died in 9/11 USA currently at 224,282 official deaths from COVID 65k deaths to go!
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SKULL.GIF posted:2977 people died in 9/11 i mean if you simply go by increased deaths yoy accounting for pop, we're there. we've 100xed a 9/11 100%
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Oct 18, 2020 03:54
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lol remember when trump said that google was making a website that would show you the nearest walmart parking lot you could go to to get tested and it would be done by monday
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Shear Modulus posted:lol remember when trump said that google was making a website that would show you the nearest walmart parking lot you could go to to get tested and it would be done by monday
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Oct 18, 2020 04:08
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lil poopendorfer posted:A conventional N95 mask is fine for errands, but the elastomeric respirators satisfy your inner larper
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i remember a few weeks ago when it was 2019 edit: ive learned a lot in the decades since january 2020 Raine has issued a correction as of 04:39 on Oct 18, 2020 |
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euphemism posted:i mean if you simply go by increased deaths yoy accounting for pop, we're there. we've 100xed a 9/11 100% Or if you count the real death toll as deaths-more-than-expected.
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Shear Modulus posted:lol remember when trump said that google was making a website that would show you the nearest walmart parking lot you could go to to get tested and it would be done by monday ...and the media reported it as if it was all true and valid because they refuse to ever hold up the slightest scrutiny or perform basic reasoning in regards to trumo’s ramblings
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Fireside Nut posted:...and the media reported it as if it was all true and valid because they refuse to ever hold up the slightest scrutiny or perform basic reasoning in regards to trumo’s ramblings they know it's their responsibility to respect the office
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Shear Modulus posted:where do they expect people to hear about these apps they're supposed to download? are they taking out facebook ads or tv ads? The phone literally tells you via a amber alert like pop up telling you the software is available to download and why you should do it. If you click on the button it takes you straight to the store to download it
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Cao Ni Ma posted:The phone literally tells you via a amber alert like pop up telling you the software is available to download and why you should do it. If you click on the button it takes you straight to the store to download it oh ok
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Lord of Pie posted:My chud cousin that finally got it has been about as big a dipshit about the whole thing as you'd expect from somebody who thinks the whole thing is no big deal. i would disown family members that act like that. just never talk to them again, and threaten them with my hanzo steel if they show up unannounced
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Google Butt posted:get a half mask. Co-workers will get over you being a walking reminder of reality eventually, promise i client said he liked my respirator today and nodded sagely after i said, "yeah, i'm not messing around." i feel validated with all the chin masks and uncovered noses i have to interact with during a shift.
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Raine posted:i remember a few weeks ago when it was 2019
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these people are so loving stupid goddamn https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1317673468327067652
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:these people are so loving stupid goddamn The Coen brothers should make a movie about this.
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lil poopendorfer posted:A conventional N95 mask is fine for errands, but the elastomeric respirators satisfy your inner larper Inner?
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I wear a light cloak, try to optimize carry load, keep a fist aid kit and four masks on me at all times and look like I'm straight out of Vancouver. To be specific, the bits with low-budget post-apocalyptic science fiction. Inner larper what the poo poo is that. Only conflict left is between going wasteland survivor and full cyber goth. Yes a fist aid kit, never know when that's coming in handy. gently caress fixin' typos.
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:these people are so loving stupid goddamn big fan of the cop at the end getting ready to complain how his cop friends would be sad about enforcing a mask requirement, even if masks stop the spread wholesale
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Cao Ni Ma posted:The phone literally tells you via a amber alert like pop up telling you the software is available to download and why you should do it. If you click on the button it takes you straight to the store to download it fwiw I've never seen this
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In Training posted:fwiw I've never seen this It got pushed as a notification to all Android phones/tablets in NY, I'm not sure about iPhones/iPads
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Oct 18, 2020 06:09
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Why did they sneak in or why are they not allowed to? They snuck in maybe because they live here normally. 600,000 Kiwis do since you don't need a visa between the two countries. But they weren't supposed to be allowed to enter the state until are lockdown is over. The federal government is a bunch of chuds and don't care. They're constantly on tv trashing our premier for doing the right thing. Murdoch media does the same. They hate that he beat the virus.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Why did they sneak in or why are they not allowed to? They snuck in maybe because they live here normally. 600,000 Kiwis do since you don't need a visa between the two countries. can you show some examples of Murdoch media being upset about Victoria’s success, because that would be a great laugh
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Steve Yun posted:can you show some examples of Murdoch media being upset about Victoria’s success, because that would be a great laugh This is pretty typical https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRcfXxifXiU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FDC4kKmCJ4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyEedm96DEM They always use scowling shadowy shots like this on their articles too  Google is gonna think I wanna see this poo poo now, great. 
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:This is pretty typical The media call him Dictator Dan. I call him Dreamy Dan 
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New policy: execute every citizen that reaches the average life expectancy Help our life expectancy is going down our population is dying
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Griefor posted:New policy: execute every citizen that reaches the average life expectancy logan's run. oh wait british english. lougan's run.
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I want to laugh at this but then I realized a lot of people probably don't appreciate how averages or life expectancy work this guy is presenting a tautology like it's some amazing insight
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Shear Modulus posted:it sure is a good thing people who don't own smartphones can't transmit the disease, otherwise an app-based solution to tracing it wouldnt solve the problem last week while I was pushing a stroller in a crosswalk a woman stopped her car to yell at me and another guy that “cellphones are the real virus” and then continued on, ranting about waves I think
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marmot25 posted:last week while I was pushing a stroller in a crosswalk a woman stopped her car to yell at me and another guy that “cellphones are the real virus” and then continued on, ranting about waves I think Cellphones send waves, corona comes in waves Makes you think
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Griefor posted:Cellphones send waves, corona comes in waves 
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Why did they sneak in or why are they not allowed to? They snuck in maybe because they live here normally. 600,000 Kiwis do since you don't need a visa between the two countries. The other thing to note is that they might actually live in Melbourne and were just returning home but we don't know since we don't have a record of who they were, they just flew into Melbourne and immediately left the airport. The premier had to write a letter to the prime minister and ask that border force look up their names and pass that info along so we could check in with them and make sure they were aware of the current lockdown restrictions.
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