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Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/OriginalYoni/status/1316794055062417409?s=19

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 16:19

dog nougat: Apr 8, 2009

Blessed because y'all get to see my beautiful face and I'm apparently just gonna spend my day cuddling my dog.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 16:22

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Robo Reagan posted:

a

I want one. I will name him Kurt.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 16:56

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Robo Reagan posted:

a

I don't think people should be eating these dogs, regardless of how sweet they taste

# ? Oct 16, 2020 17:02

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Could be very fake, but don't give a rip.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 18:04

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

mind the walrus posted:

Could be very fake, but don't give a rip.

Absolutely fake but still accurate.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 19:26

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/MaranieRae/status/1317015599696867329?s=19

# ? Oct 16, 2020 19:38

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/MaranieRae/status/1317015599696867329?s=19

This is in fact what real democratic patriots look like, and it's very blessed.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 19:50

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

https://twitter.com/BondHunterBond/status/1316564048209612801?s=20

# ? Oct 16, 2020 19:51

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

uber_stoat posted:

https://twitter.com/BondHunterBond/status/1316564048209612801?s=20

Want to see her roll. :darksouls:

# ? Oct 16, 2020 20:07

Guineapig: Sep 8, 2005; Louder is not Better

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Absolutely, and tickles me because it brought back a funny memory.

I was brought up a minister's daughter in a very pre-internet age, so I didn't know or understand a whole bunch of curses/slang, except what I overheard.

One day in English class, the teacher was talking about another teacher. I half-mumbled, but loud enough that the other kids heard, "Mr X? He's a DILDO." The room erupts in laughter that I said that out loud, and I felt a peculiar mix of confusion and elation at having said something funny --- but no idea why.

I thought it just meant "jerk" or "dummy". It was only when I consulted my older sister that night that I was like "oooOOOH" and relieved that the teacher present hadn't heard it, just the kids around me.

I was in 9th grade.

Nice one. Yours brings up an experience of mine:

I went to Catholic grade school in the US, and in 5th or 6th grade we were out playing baseball on the asphalt "playfield"/parking lot, when our nun teacher came up to bat. I'd recently heard a new word that seemed to fit the occasion, since it seemed to denote an emphatic situation, so I yelled out from somewhere around right field (where, being uncoordinated, I usually played):

"HIT THE gently caress OUT OF IT, SISTER!!!!"

Everything got real quiet for a moment, but I didn't know what the big deal was, so I shrugged and the game went on.

She came up to me later and asked if I knew what that word meant, I said no, and she said I shouldn't use it again. And, of course, I haven't.

Almost never.

Hardly ever.

Only when the situation demands it.

Usually not every other word, anyway.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 21:47

dog nougat: Apr 8, 2009

# ? Oct 16, 2020 21:59

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Oscar Wild posted:

Want to see her roll.

not exactly what you asked for but its kinda there & its blessed anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzJDimvPW1Y

# ? Oct 16, 2020 22:01

Beeswax: Dec 29, 2005; Grimey Drawer

mind the walrus posted:

Could be very fake

Good lord

# ? Oct 17, 2020 00:05

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Beeswax posted:

Good lord

as the screenwriter of the addams family movies, i can tell you that it is not fake

# ? Oct 17, 2020 01:32

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

I've been watching through the old 60's Addams Family sitcom and they certainly allude to ol' Gomez being into fuckin'. Big time. Aside from ruining businesses it's like all he talks about.

# ? Oct 17, 2020 01:40

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

the Addams family hosed to procreate and never under any other circumstances. they slept in separate beds for gently caress's sake.

# ? Oct 17, 2020 01:41

dog nougat: Apr 8, 2009

There was some weird thing in approximately era about couples not sharing a bed and each having their own bed. Seema weird as hell, but I found this article that goes into some detail about it

# ? Oct 17, 2020 01:57

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

uber_stoat posted:

the Addams family hosed to procreate and never under any other circumstances. they slept in separate beds for gently caress's sake.

His dick had reach.

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:06

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

dog nougat posted:

There was some weird thing in approximately era about couples not sharing a bed and each having their own bed. Seema weird as hell, but I found this article that goes into some detail about it

i guess this is about the buorgeoisie? a bed is a huge waste of space�when youre not using it, and also its expensive materials. most families slept in a pile

e: also having two beds on tv lets them sidestep the whole concept of sex

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:16

Nicodemus Dumps: Jan 9, 2006; Just chillin' in the sink

Fun fact, the Flintstones were the first couple on television to share a bed

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:23

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

3D Megadoodoo posted:

His dick had reach.

Remember "Thing"

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:26

LennyBriscoCountyJr: Oct 20, 2005

popewiles posted:

Fun fact, the Flintstones were the first couple on television to share a bed

Snopes says it was "Mary Kay and Johnny."

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/early-to-bed/

# ? Oct 17, 2020 02:57

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

The above poster must have meant, yknow, chronologically speaking, what with the prehistoric dinosaurs and all

# ? Oct 17, 2020 07:02

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

uber_stoat posted:

https://twitter.com/BondHunterBond/status/1316564048209612801?s=20

Shame she didn't walk so that the plate mail added percussion in time to the singing.

# ? Oct 17, 2020 07:22

Aramoro: Jun 1, 2012

uber_stoat posted:

https://twitter.com/BondHunterBond/status/1316564048209612801?s=20

That twitter thread is a gold mine for 'Well actually...'

# ? Oct 17, 2020 07:35

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

So, most working elephants in Thailand are mistreated. Tourist attractions to working elephants - they're universally mistreated, just as part of the received wisdom of how to handle elephants. That part sucks, so I won't go into detail.

But, there's an elephant sanctuary near Chiang Mai. They do their utmost to rescue elephants from captivity. The residents get the chance to just be ordinary elephants, and do ordinary elephant things. They're live at the moment, on Facebook, taking a new elephant to the sanctuary. https://www.facebook.com/TheElephantNaturePark/posts/10164031921755543

Well, WELL worth the visit if you find yourself in Thailand. On a trip there you can help feed the elephants, and generally hang ot with those of them that want to be hung out with. You can also volunteer for a stretch to help out at the sanctuary - one of my bucket list items.

# ? Oct 17, 2020 09:02