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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




When those "be the other person's arms" skits go horribly wrong

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Ignoring how apeshit the primary focus of the painting is, I'm always confused by the handprint on the door and the skull on the table.

edit and the nunchuks on the doorknob?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Baron von Eevl posted:

Ignoring how apeshit the primary focus of the painting is, I'm always confused by the handprint on the door and the skull on the table.

edit and the nunchuks on the doorknob?

And what looks like a world map on the wall with south america prominently shown.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/brownjen/status/1315760220845604872?s=21

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



A true hero.

Mywhatacleanturtle
Jul 23, 2006


loving legend.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Baron von Eevl posted:

Ignoring how apeshit the primary focus of the painting is, I'm always confused by the handprint on the door and the skull on the table.

edit and the nunchuks on the doorknob?

Well I can help you with the skull at least.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memento_mori

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Baron von Eevl posted:

Ignoring how apeshit the primary focus of the painting is, I'm always confused by the handprint on the door and the skull on the table.

edit and the nunchuks on the doorknob?

Jesus can hang out with anyone he wants. He's gonna pick someone cool.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



That must be why I can't find Jesus

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

GrossMurpel posted:

Well I can help you with the skull at least.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memento_mori

See though that would require this to be art and for the objects to exist for any reason other than the text.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/oknox/status/1316755380781842432?s=21

Silver John
Sep 30, 2014

Thought I read that the kid was chased by the BPRD and was concerned

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/campbellnyt/status/1316914466131464194?s=21

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Our lazy Lord and Savior just needs to get a job already, dude is in his 30s (give or take 2000 years) and still refuses to wear anything but a robe while yelling at people

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Don Gato posted:

Our lazy Lord and Savior just needs to get a job already, dude is in his 30s (give or take 2000 years) and still refuses to wear anything but a robe while yelling at people

This but about pre-2020 Lowtax

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1316714126551515138?s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Needs this too

https://twitter.com/jackbrewster/status/1316936889040064514

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Where’s my loving stimulant check?

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I want my simulant (check).

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Former Idaho governor candidate Steve Pankey is indicted in 1984 murder of Jonelle Matthews. He was also a Patreon supporter for multiple true crime podcasts that covered Jonelle's case.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008

The Bloop posted:

No, it was on his altar which I will admit seems like a bit of a big deal to some folks

To be fair, the Catholic church has always been very clear on its position re: ad-altar-y.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



christmas boots posted:

Every time I look at you, I don’t understand
Why you’re stealing insulin from that dying man
He can’t afford a refill with his Obamacare plan
Why did you choose to kill him just to show that you can?

This is a superstar post.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Tragically no one knows when the first such incident occured.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/WBRZ/status/1317182491632062465

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Strangest Beat It cover I ever heard

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
he's auditioning for a Def Leppard cover band, honest!

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
Based on his age, I'd say he was shooting for dust in the wind.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Leavemywife posted:

Based on his age, I'd say he was shooting for dust in the wind.

oh man

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Captain Hygiene posted:

Strangest Beat It cover I ever heard

Oh dear what a pity, a pity, what a shame, oh what a shame

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

I can feel it
Cumming in the air tonight
Oh lord

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Knormal posted:

Tragically no one knows when the first such incident occured.

china bot posted:

he's auditioning for a Def Leppard cover band, honest!

Fantastic job, both of you.

small ghost
Jan 30, 2013

Massachusetts Coastal Town Orders Locals To Stop Calling 911 About Giant Fish

Warham Department of Natural Resources posted:

We are aware of a sunfish in Broad Cove. We have checked on it, and it is doing normal sunfish activities. Its swimming. It is not stranded or suffering. The sunfish is FINE.

Dont be jealous just because its not swimming weather anymore!

PLEASE STOP CALLING THE POLICE DEPARTMENT ABOUT THIS SUNFISH!!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010



"I Sold a Gun and Bought Liquorice - It Reminded Me of Ancient Finland"

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
Meanwhile, in Iceland...

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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

quote:

“Some people interpret it as a trans-Jesus, others as a woman. Some see Mary with a beard, and others see a genderqueer person. Views within the church are just as diverse as elsewhere,

That's a drat good save.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Nastyman posted:

That's a drat good save.
I heard they do that

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Those aren’t that big. Sometimes dudes who had big pecs in their prime get boobs when they get out of shape. What was Jesus’ workout regimen?

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

Henchman of Santa posted:

Those aren’t that big. Sometimes dudes who had big pecs in their prime get boobs when they get out of shape. What was Jesus’ workout regimen?

Flipping tables in the temple.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Henchman of Santa posted:

Those aren’t that big. Sometimes dudes who had big pecs in their prime get boobs when they get out of shape. What was Jesus’ workout regimen?

KRUSIFIKSIIIII!!! (A former coworker who used to go the same gym as I used to yell that a lot.)

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