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50% boi 50% grl 100% FURY
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The people who say there are only two genders start sweating.
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Oct 9, 2020 07:32
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these are always neat   
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Oct 9, 2020 10:09
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Nice!
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Oct 9, 2020 12:37
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qi1wzbnHfN1r0uzl6.mp4
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Oct 11, 2020 20:32
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https://twitter.com/LRayner_/status/1315564367136526341
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Oct 12, 2020 10:14
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https://i.imgur.com/gm3UKW6.mp4
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Oct 13, 2020 09:03
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https://i.imgur.com/htjarzt.mp4
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Oct 14, 2020 11:37
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https://twitter.com/MmichaelLlucy/status/1316216772563857408
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Oct 14, 2020 16:53
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"Now fuckin' crash-land so I can eat"
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Oct 14, 2020 23:26
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That's so cool, despite having loads of lorikeets living in the trees around us I have never seen a baby one. They must keep them well hidden away in the nests.
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Oct 14, 2020 23:56
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They nest in tree hollows so you'd probably never see them
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Oct 15, 2020 09:16
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Sound: https://i.imgur.com/q9r6aUX.mp4
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Oct 15, 2020 14:41
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BetterLekNextTime posted:"Now fuckin' crash-land so I can eat" Lol! I was like, “yeah that buzzards is stoked about the new bird-people friends it just made, cause buzzards are nice.” Your thought is better.
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Oct 15, 2020 18:56
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Oct 16, 2020 02:20
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whatever the veracity of that turkey story and Benjamin Franklin is, I think it's going in the right direction for America's national animal, but def shoulda put the raccoon on there instead. still native the NA, but likes to grab stuff, unafraid of very dangerous situations, sometimes gets rabies and viciously attacks everything
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Oct 16, 2020 03:11
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America’s national animal ought to be the grizzly bear.
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Oct 16, 2020 03:37
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https://twitter.com/teamswiftparrot/status/1316629011569635328
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Oct 16, 2020 05:19
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Platystemon posted:America’s national animal ought to be the grizzly bear. The Russian brown bear isn't particularly grizzled but given the last four years it's a decent fit
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Oct 16, 2020 07:02
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I know it's just a facebook bait image but I'll bite: Steller's sea eagle/Philippine eagle/White-tailed eagle are the largest eagles by weight/length/wingspan Bald eagles are nowhere near the smallest eagles All birds can see in UV and IR The heaviest load ever flown by an eagle was a bald eagle with a mule deer fawn Plenty of eagles have smashed drones, including bald eagles Angry! Angry about eagles!! The smallest eagle in the world, the Great Nicobar serpent eagle  Steller's sea eagle 
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Oct 16, 2020 08:08
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Stellar’s sea eagle, the harpy eagle, and the crowned eagle have all been implicated in credible attacks on human children. The Philippine monkey‐eating eagle is also very suspect.
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Oct 16, 2020 08:19
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Australia has Magpies that will peck out your eyes for not giving them food. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-10-15/magpie-attacks-both-eyes-leaving-gippsland-man-hospitalised/12767868
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Oct 16, 2020 08:25
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To make up for my above post being gory, have a livestream of some Peregrine Falcon chicks in Melbourne https://www.367collinsfalcons.com.au/
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Oct 16, 2020 08:59
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Bald eagles also eat a lot of carrion and garbage. And they rob osprey regularly because they're bigger but osprey are better at catching fish.
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Oct 16, 2020 21:08
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RoboRodent posted:Bald eagles also eat a lot of carrion and garbage. Lots of birds are incredible thieves, even within their own species. Gulls constantly steal things they've found in the surf off each other
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Oct 16, 2020 21:14
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pointsofdata posted:Lots of birds are incredible thieves, even within their own species. Gulls constantly steal things they've found in the surf off each other https://www.unilad.co.uk/animals/wildlife-photographer-shocked-to-find-seagulls-fighting-over-a-dildo/
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Oct 17, 2020 03:47
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pointsofdata posted:Lots of birds are incredible thieves, even within their own species. Gulls constantly steal things they've found in the surf off each other I once threw a slice of bread to a flock of seagulls and it turned into a cartoon chase scene with one gull flying with the slide of bread in its beak followed by the entire flock slow-motion chasing it.
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Oct 17, 2020 06:19
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Building puzzles for sulphur crested cockatoos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lgWcGIoSVA
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Oct 17, 2020 07:02
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Bald eagles are basically trash parrots.
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Oct 17, 2020 13:48
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I once threw a slice of bread to a flock of seagulls and it turned into a cartoon chase scene with one gull flying with the slide of bread in its beak followed by the entire flock slow-motion chasing it. I once watched a couple jackdaws bickering over a big lump of bread, fighting over which one gets to peck pieces off it. This went on for a good couple minutes, until this big-rear end raggedy crow just barged in, chomped the whole lump of bread and carried it away, leaving the jackdaws to just kinda mill about like "well, poo poo". Some real-life Aesop poo poo.
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Oct 17, 2020 18:17
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https://twitter.com/wildambience/status/1317691935323164672
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Oct 18, 2020 06:19
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What’s the point of mimicry that advanced? “Let’s see here. There’s either an entire goddamn menagerie in that bush, including nocturnal species that are uncharacteristically awake right now, or there’s one lyrebird.”  I know they don’t have to fool humans, just dumb beasts, but there has to be a better way.
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Oct 18, 2020 06:25
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Platystemon posted:What’s the point of mimicry that advanced? Getting laid. Lyrebird ladies dig a dude who can sing a complex song that reminds them of home and the sounds they'd hear there.
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Oct 18, 2020 07:39
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Yeah, that's the lyre bird equivalent of showing up for a date dressed to the nines with a bouquet of intricately folded origami flowers. It's both hot and impressive as hell.
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Oct 19, 2020 01:25
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Fun fact. Any time you see a species of animal looking or acting in some bizarre way it boils down to one reason. Getting laid. You might say to yourself "hold on there Inceltown, some behaviours are actually to give them an advantage against nature / predators" to which I say to you. You fool, you imbecile. Those behaviours are to keep it alive long enough to get laid.      Birds wanna get their gently caress on and will go to great lengths to make sure that they do.
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Oct 19, 2020 03:09
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People like to say that the mind is the person and the body is a mere instrument. The reality is that our brains evolved as pilots for our genitals.    bonus: 
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Oct 19, 2020 04:30
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It shouldn't be a big surprise that lyrebirds are Australian. They put the 'tails' on the 10 cent coin.
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Oct 19, 2020 07:36
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https://i.imgur.com/ah5DkmO.mp4
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Oct 19, 2020 14:36
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I've learnt some new things (to me) about birbs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ZQaAaYzr8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXuWi_ODAgo
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Oct 20, 2020 12:47
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Platystemon posted:People like to say that the mind is the person and the body is a mere instrument. The reality is that our brains evolved as pilots for our genitals. To be entirely fair, sometimes the singing translates to "this patch of trees is my patch of trees and I'll gently caress you up if you try anything," but having a nice patch of trees full of things to eat is something the ladies are very interested in.
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