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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Now that I think about it he might be referring to NATO which while not inaccurate is a real impressive shift to cspam style brain worms in the middle of a completely different thought

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Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?
My point is that the reason we are even discussing Halloween is because of American imperialism. Which was in response to 'Halloween is not american'.

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?
Also worked in office today so my brain is not functioning in its now natural 'working from bong' state

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I too remember when American troops bombed Nando's and forced our women into slutty superhero costumes

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Big Willy Style posted:

My point is that the reason we are even discussing Halloween is because of American imperialism. Which was in response to 'Halloween is not american'.

its funny how "american imperialism" is the same phrase used for a children's dressup lollies holiday and also the war in iraq

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

bee posted:

When I was a kid, Halloween was nothing more than a good excuse to declare war on the kids down the street and throw eggs at their house once it got dark. Now I'm old, I don't care for Halloween much but my kid gets so bloody excited about it that it's hard not to be endeared by that.

Also there's a house a few streets over that builds a full on scary maze thing going through their backyard that you can walk through. They charge $5 entry per person and donate all the money to the hospital at the end. I took my then five year old through it last year at her insistence, thinking it would be kinda hokey and lame but hey it's for a good cause so ok.

Well. My kid got the ever loving poo poo scared out of her and cried the whole walk home. I got a few new grey hairs and almost peed my pants as there was a dude that jumped out of nowhere right at the end revving a chainsaw, then when you laughed and turned away another guy jumped out of the dark at you and blasted you in the face with a leaf blower. Also I saw a couple of teenagers come out after us that were bawling their eyes out and screaming.

My kid wants to go again this year, but I'm gonna let her Dad walk her through this time :eek:

See this poo poo owns. Halloween owns.

The yanks have a lot of terrible ideas and culture, but a festival for dressing up like monsters, running around at night and either trick or treating or getting wasted while dressed like a frankenstein is a spectacularly good one.

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

Caesar Saladin posted:

its funny how "american imperialism" is the same phrase used for a children's dressup lollies holiday and also the war in iraq

It's still cultural imperialism even if it's fun. My kid's costume is sorted

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

i dunno if this changes from council area to council area but my council makes a big point of defining it as the space between the property line and the road whenever it uses the phrase anywhere. Admittedly I do not actually have footpaths on my street but they do exist out here still

This ^^^

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

ErKeL posted:

Mate of mine bought a jar of another mate's piss to fake being clean on a drug test and I want to be smug telling him he's an idiot but I have no idea if anyone gives enough of a poo poo to check that closely.

Thought I'd ask here since I figure this sort of thing has happened to a couple of you before. Has my mate hosed himself?

My seppo mate used to be drugtested at work and would strap a bag of his friends clean piss to his thigh all day everyday. Some kinda hose/valve setup. It apparently worked.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I think id just not so drugs rather than having a bag if piss taped to me all the time

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

when they tested me in high school they took my fuckin hair

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
contracting out my own drug testing so I'm never tempted to neck 10 pingers and beat angry andersons son to death because i felt possessed by demons

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

contracting out my own drug testing so I'm never tempted to neck 10 pingers and beat angry andersons son to death because i felt possessed by demons

Is this the final boss of Australia

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham
Do you fellas mean a 'berm'?

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Meteor shower tomorrow, Thursday and Friday.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2020-10-20/orionid-meteor-shower-2020-where-and-when-to-see-in-australia/12711528

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

ErKeL posted:

Mate of mine bought a jar of another mate's piss to fake being clean on a drug test and I want to be smug telling him he's an idiot but I have no idea if anyone gives enough of a poo poo to check that closely.

Thought I'd ask here since I figure this sort of thing has happened to a couple of you before. Has my mate hosed himself?

This info is like 10+ years old but if you aren't being watched it's not too bad. There's a bit of technique to it and ideally you need to be able to keep it warm so tape a jar somewhere down there and don't spill any. As long as the testing people don't get a super cold cup of stale pee it's legit but i would like to hope he's not trying do some dangerous poo poo off his face and there's no legit reason to be drug testing wherever he's at.

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Was Bronson’s “gross cupboard” full of of piss jars or am i misremembering

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
https://roundthetwist.fandom.com/wiki/Round_The_Twist_Wiki

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
You can buy a synthetic piss kit with a thigh strap and a small thin line which you break the top off then press your thigh to put the synthetic pee in the cup

naeka
Sep 1, 2008


gently caress the episode with the haunted outhouse gave me nightmares for ages when i was little cause the first few houses I lived in we had an outhouse and I was more afraid of ghosts than spiders, still am. And the one where they are trying to find lost teeth at a sewerage plant? That show was pretty scary.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

naeka posted:

gently caress the episode with the haunted outhouse gave me nightmares for ages when i was little cause the first few houses I lived in we had an outhouse and I was more afraid of ghosts than spiders, still am. And the one where they are trying to find lost teeth at a sewerage plant? That show was pretty scary.

The tree nymph was an awakening in me and the MJ "cuddle me" was also scaring

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Did some reading and this stood out as an incredibly true to life bit of character building by the writers


quote:

Bronson dislikes redheads even though he is a redhead, though he insists that it's actually strawberry blonde. 

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i'll slap the poo poo out of any redhead who doesn't embrace the lifestyle

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

Caesar Saladin posted:

i'll slap the poo poo out of any redhead who doesn't embrace the lifestyle

Hating on redhair is positively English. loving traitorous cunts probably respect the royal family too.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Caesar Saladin posted:

are you having a laugh or are you just not looking close enough?

SHHHH dammit, not so quick, you're supposed to let poeple not see it for at least a day then dunk on everyone.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Episode idea: Bronson finally gets the poo poo kicked out of him by the entire cast.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Flannelette posted:

Episode idea: Bronson finally gets the poo poo kicked out of him by the entire cast.

Have you ever

Ever felt like this

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Flannelette posted:

Episode idea: Bronson finally gets the poo poo kicked out of him by the entire cast.

Also that bloodnut that lives in the plane on Ship to Shore

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Hermes detains Con the Fruiterer as he believes he is a people smuggler who arrived by a raft made from fruit crates.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Kharnifex posted:

Hermes detains Con the Fruiterer as he believes he is a people smuggler who arrived by a raft made from fruit crates.

He'll be out in...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4aNzXKxwLM


Unrelated, BEERS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hOK5JF5XGA

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Feelin' cute might delete later idk

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
[quote="Humphreys" post="509097630"]
He'll be out in...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4aNzXKxwLM

This pleases me.

femcastra
Apr 25, 2008

If you want him,
come and knit him!

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Feelin' cute might delete later idk



TFAB?

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


:master:

Drint Blasters
Jul 1, 2007

Might have told this before but some years ago when I was living in Bray Park it was Halloween and the trick or treating thing was starting to gain traction. I hear a knock at the door and was greeted by about 5 teenagers, no costumes, just a few masks and holding a shopping bag out to me. Trick or treeeeeat!

Well since their efforts were very subpar and they weren't kids I went and got something for them. Instead of lollies it was a pack of frozen gluten free sausages someone had left in my freezer. Dropped them in the bag and closed the door.
I guess they found it funny since the snags didn't come flying through the window or did they throw eggs or whatever at my house/car.

Thanks for reading my halloween story

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
I bought a little pomegranate bush in winter to get some greenery happening around here. Despite being only about 12 inches high, it has decided to fruit.

Lolie fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Oct 21, 2020

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Wait why does the EFTPOS machine have a cheque button?

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

Lolie posted:

I bought a little pomegranate bush in winter to get some greener happening around here. Despite being only about 12 inches high, it has decided to fruit.

It's keen, around here the pomegranates don't start fruiting until December. You've got a little battler there :)

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CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Kharnifex posted:

You can buy a synthetic piss kit with a thigh strap and a small thin line which you break the top off then press your thigh to put the synthetic pee in the cup

I'm reminded of that wine in your necktie bag that you could use to drink at work, which can only really be answered with the proposition that if your problem is needing to hide the wine you bring into work on a daily basis then maybe you have a misapprehension as to what your problems are


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