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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

LastInLine posted:

LOL that was exactly the part that triggered the memory! Like there was some time in living memory that there wasn't just unlimited money for covert operations to do heinous things without any oversight whatsoever is completely bonkers to even try to believe and yet there it is.

If I remember right, there was only not-infinite money for the contras because they murdered a busload of literal nuns (including american citizens) and when pushed on it were like "hell yeah we did it and we'd do it again, gently caress them nuns". Then congress passed a "no more infinite dark money for those guys, specifically" law.

The law achieved nothing, the contras were still funded, and no one was really punished, legally or electorally, for openly breaking it.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

One More Fat Nerd posted:

If I remember right, there was only not-infinite money for the contras because they murdered a busload of literal nuns (including american citizens) and when pushed on it were like "hell yeah we did it and we'd do it again, gently caress them nuns". Then congress passed a "no more infinite dark money for those guys, specifically" law.

The law achieved nothing, the contras were still funded, and no one was really punished, legally or electorally, for openly breaking it.

Someone recently in one of these threads said that their excuse they settled on was "we weren't meaning to kill american nuns, we meant to kill social workers" which is also the bad sort of lol

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Milo and POTUS posted:

Someone recently in one of these threads said that their excuse they settled on was "we weren't meaning to kill american nuns, we meant to kill social workers" which is also the bad sort of lol

You’re probably thinking of a different time a US backed Latin American death squad murdered nuns: in 1980 US nuns working as missionaries were raped, beaten and murdered by members of the El Salvador national guard.

In response to this Jeanne Kirkpatrick, Reagan’s Secretary of State said ‘the nuns were not just nuns. They were political activists. We ought to be a little more clear about this than we actually are.'

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“They were no angels.”

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Mitt Romney avoiding Vietnam service by doing missionary work in France

wasn't he there for like 6 years or something and ended up with exactly 0 converts?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Spergin Morlock posted:

he only moves his facial muscles when he involuntarily twitches from the spray-on toupee tickling his scalp

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

YOLOsubmarine posted:

You’re probably thinking of a different time a US backed Latin American death squad murdered nuns: in 1980 US nuns working as missionaries were raped, beaten and murdered by members of the El Salvador national guard.

In response to this Jeanne Kirkpatrick, Reagan’s Secretary of State said ‘the nuns were not just nuns. They were political activists. We ought to be a little more clear about this than we actually are.'

Serious grover energy

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

uber_stoat posted:

turnip didn't actually want to win the election.


H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Private Cumshoe posted:

wasn't he there for like 6 years or something and ended up with exactly 0 converts?

also killed one of his hosts in a car crash or some poo poo

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Romney being so out of touch that he tried to relate to people by talking about how he had to sell off some stocks when he was first starting out on his own.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

muscles like this! posted:

Romney being so out of touch that he tried to relate to people by talking about how he had to sell off some stocks when he was first starting out on his own.

a small one million dollar loan

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
George HW Bush pardoned all the Iran-Contra people the day before Christmas, mere weeks before he'd step-down as President

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
A few months ago, I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions tell me that’s true, but the facts and evidence tell me it is not.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
there's like a million times I felt like trump was gonna do the reagan facts and evidence speech so the news would talk about his "new somber tone" for a day or two

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Ah, yes, the fabled "pivot".

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

our resident insane trumper top bunk wanker getting really mad anytime anyone used the words pivot or ratfucking.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
tbf for awhile there everything everywhere was ratfucking and being ratfucked

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

tbf for awhile there everything everywhere was ratfucking and being ratfucked

traumatic brain farts for a while

LibCrusher
Jan 6, 2019

by Fluffdaddy
I remember from this morning when Rudy Giuliani got caught on camera trying to gently caress an actor in the new Borat movie

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

LibCrusher posted:

I remember from this morning when Rudy Giuliani got caught on camera trying to gently caress an actor in the new Borat movie

I remember when Cohen's tv series accidentally uncovered sex trafficking and nothing happened

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
speaking of rats

did they ever get a final count of votes in iowa?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

not being able to run bernie because trump would stick the socialist label on him, and him alone.

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Dennis Rodman basically making himself the US ambassador to North Korea

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

tbf for awhile there everything everywhere was ratfucking and being ratfucked

yeah but its a good funny word.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

moist turtleneck posted:

speaking of rats

did they ever get a final count of votes in iowa?

lol no

it was a dirty little secret within Iowa politics and presidential campaigns for a long time that the results were always wildly inaccurate, but the fact that it's proportionate representation and that the winner doesn't generally go on to be the nominee meant that no campaign was ever really gonna try to force through a change, until Bernie anyways

the reforms his campaign championed after 2016 essentially guaranteed that the long-standing fuckery would be made public. the iowa dem party made a hilariously inept attempt to get the kind of results mandated, but the fact that everyone was so used to absolute chaos and fuckery, it went as it did

once it became clear that the actual votes weren't gonna matter to who was the nominee and they promised to never do a caucus again (which is what the actual goal of Bernie's reforms was, but the Iowa Dems stubbornly refused and needed to be made a laughingstock first), everyone politely dropped it

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lol the wikipedia page for it is snarky as hell

quote:

Contrary to media belief in Biden's strength among non-white voters,[97] Sanders won that demographic in Iowa with 46% support, with Buttigieg placing second with 15% and Biden placing third with only 13% support. According to CNN reported entrance polls, Buttigieg won white voters with 23%. However, The New York Times indicates a statistical tie at 23%, with a slight advantage to Sanders.[98] Some counties carried by Buttigieg, such as Clinton County, had swung from Obama in 2012 to Trump in 2016 by double digits.[96]

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Iowa fighting tooth and nail to have a 2020 caucus after everyone telling them that they couldn't do it with the mandated accountability and auditability from the post 2016 reforms and that they should switch to a primary, them insisting that it'll be fine, then getting embarrassed on the world stage because it absolutely was not fine.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Marx Was A Lib posted:

not being able to run bernie because trump would stick the socialist label on him, and him alone.

Its very hard to imagine that anyone fooled by that would have ever voted Bernie in the first place.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

StashAugustine posted:

Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him
That's alright, you can instead have the DNC run a train on you.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Stephen Paddock shooting almost a thousand people

truly wild how quickly and thoroughly he got memory-holed

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

tinstaach posted:

Stephen Paddock shooting almost a thousand people

truly wild how quickly and thoroughly he got memory-holed

one of my coworkers got shot in the back during that event and was out of work for 6 or 7 months

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Its very hard to imagine that anyone fooled by that would have ever voted Bernie in the first place.

I have been wondering for years and years where the gangtag came from

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

tinstaach posted:

Stephen Paddock shooting almost a thousand people

truly wild how quickly and thoroughly he got memory-holed

that they still don't know his motive and claim he had no political views is really suspect

also all the child porn both he and his brother had

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Flavius Aetass posted:

I have been wondering for years and years where the gangtag came from

that was a LF thing for people who donated to the Muslim guy who needed money to buy pants

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Azathoth posted:

Iowa fighting tooth and nail to have a 2020 caucus after everyone telling them that they couldn't do it with the mandated accountability and auditability from the post 2016 reforms and that they should switch to a primary, them insisting that it'll be fine, then getting embarrassed on the world stage because it absolutely was not fine.

The this is fine dog amidst a field of corn

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I will never apologize for America


lmao sucks to suck 655

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
Rick Perry's ranch

D in Meats

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



THE GLASSES MAKE YOU LOOK SMART!

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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