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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
also

https://twitter.com/Slasher/status/1318723300323897345?s=20

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

OwlFancier posted:

Can't believe they elected a Gamer.

Well, she does live in a society.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Zzulu posted:

Any system where men rule will be a system of evil, doesn't matter what you call it. Men will be corrupt, men will take advantage

This is why we need our robot overlords

The year the second Avengers movie came out, someone on twitter observed that the most realistic part of the Marvel movies was Ultron spending 30 seconds on the internet and deciding that humanity needed to be wiped out

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

I didn't get enough quotes in the simpsons meme thread to satisfy my brain worms, so here is my favorite meme I made for that thread

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

i cant keep up with all the "satire" sites. is this real or fake

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

snergle posted:

i cant keep up with all the "satire" sites. is this real or fake

how do you not know about the best satire site

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

snergle posted:

i cant keep up with all the "satire" sites. is this real or fake

Please believe.

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer

Spanish Manlove posted:

how do you not know about the best satire site

Best in the headline-writing game, but The Onion's actual articles are better.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Reductress has better headlines

Blendy
Jun 18, 2007

She thinks I'm a haughty!

RandomFerret posted:

Reductress has better headlines

My old boss sold some photos for stock use and the Reductress uses her headshot a lot.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

RandomFerret posted:

Reductress has better headlines
I also like that often it's literally just a headline (and stock image)

edit: I feel like Canada's Beaverton has been consistently killing it for years for solid fleshed-out articles. Hard Times is way more hit-or-miss.

teethgrinder has a new favorite as of 18:30 on Oct 21, 2020

CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

burexas.irom posted:

Please clap.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

This made me laugh hard... and after sharing it, I got called out for it being five years old, and it should have been "Connor", not "O'Connor", etc.

Just a friendly warning for others.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


Needs another arm for Starcraft players

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Erebus posted:

Needs another arm for Starcraft players

And another arm for Medsafe NZ who banned poppers this year for no apparent reason.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

It needs another arm for Mega Man 1

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
crossposting a thing i made for a different thread

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


Not sure if I should kill myself before or after the election, tbh.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

The Bloop posted:

crossposting a thing i made for a different thread



i don't get it.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

according to the receipt, you bought bananas for a dollar but according to the security camera, you absconded with waaay more than that. this is because you used the self-checkout line and there is relatively little oversight on customers not ringing things up.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

gently caress it, be the change you want to see in the world

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

If you ring up the expensive produce as bananas then you pay the price-per-pound of banana instead of the higher price of kohlrabi or whatever

Efb

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

titties posted:

If you ring up the expensive produce as bananas then you pay the price-per-pound of banana instead of the higher price of kohlrabi or whatever

Efb

ALSO if you are wearing a face covering and paying cash you are effectively unidentifiable


ALSO ALSO in response to this meme which has been posted here before but is funny for an entirely different reason:


BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

bike tory posted:

gently caress it, be the change you want to see in the world



"Modern Warfare 2 - level 4"

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Ok but only because there was one last sword

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

BaronVanAwesome posted:

"Modern Warfare 2 - level 4"

:dudsmile:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Harland Williams looking good

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
The correct response to "No rush" in starcraft is to rush. This is also the correct thing to do if you are the person requesting not to rush.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Back when I played AOE2 that's how most people acted. I put "no rush 1 hour" in the lobby title for a reason, jerk. Games should be decided by whose mom picks up the phone first disrupting the dialup connection, not who can build things fastest.

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
:regd08:



Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

This is violence.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

:stare:


Bloodfart McCoy has a new favorite as of 22:29 on Oct 21, 2020

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


Cursed images thread is thataway



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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Thank god, I can look at a 4 panel comic and my first thought isn't immediately "oh god is this Loss" any more

(Instead it's "how does this fit a political compass", so I've only traded an old curse for a new curse, but w/e)

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