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Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far away on the Slurmthing Affel message boards: "So these hypothetical creatures would just totter around on long meat poles? That would require some kind of extremely sophisticated balancing and movement correction ability to keep from falling over all the time, seems like wheels are a lot easier."

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i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye
How in the goddamn gently caress would it turn the wheels

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

with its arms, like a wheelchair

that or it rolls through jet propulsion. or sails

marumaru
May 20, 2013



have it be a round bone thing that is almost entirely wrapped by the creature's body. kinda like this:



inside the wheels' arches are tons of flagella-like muscles that can steer the sphere

of course the creature's brain has to be insanely well developed to be able to control tens of thousands of muscles with incredible precision, and the flagella also have to be super strong so that the sphere doesn't actually ride against the main body


but yeah planes

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Philip Pullman invented roller-blading animals in His Dark Materials, they just basically use a sort of coconut held between two claws as a wheel. It's exceedingly goofy, not that the rest of the work is in any way serious.

But organically, the best thing I can see being theoretically possible would be to have "wheel feet" that do however many turns the tissue can manage to allow (it's not gonna be much), then you raise it, pivot it 180 degrees, so now it can do turns in the other direction, and repeat the process, pivoting the other way around, doing some more turns, and so on.

Would that be more energy efficient than just walking? How would such a system evolve? Can't really imagine the answers to that.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
It's a bit off to the side, but there is such a thing as naturally-occuring gears

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/this-insect-has-the-only-mechanical-gears-ever-found-in-nature-6480908/

Of course, there's only one example we know about.

(Also kinda cursed that the first examples I found when I searched for this were either from the JWs or Answers In Genesis. A God that would invent biological gears and only use them on one crappy little bug isn't a designer worthy of our praise, fellas.)

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Wouldn't the animal wheels suck before there were roads?

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Ola posted:

Wouldn't the animal wheels suck before there were roads?

Maybe they evolved on vast, flat lava plains where resources are scarce and low-friction rolling is the best means of locomotion :eng101:

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

E - dammit

Warbird fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Oct 16, 2020

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Safety Dance posted:

Maybe they evolved on vast, flat lava plains where resources are scarce and low-friction rolling is the best means of locomotion :eng101:

in that situation I feel like there would be no real evolutionary advantage to having wheels instead of just being a big tough leather ball, maybe with retractable feet. a spherical turtle.

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
Wheels suck feet suck wings cool

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

in that situation I feel like there would be no real evolutionary advantage to having wheels instead of just being a big tough leather ball, maybe with retractable feet. a spherical turtle.

Or an armadillo on a hill or something. A tumbleweed is actually the closest in nature I guess.

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye
No I’m pretty sure it’s this spider that morph balls its rear end out of the danger zone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brh8Fv7Lw9M

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

i own every Bionicle posted:

No I’m pretty sure it’s this spider that morph balls its rear end out of the danger zone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brh8Fv7Lw9M

Presumably it escapes because its predators stop to admire, applaud and hold up score cards with 9.0 9.5 10 10 9.5

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Sagebrush posted:

in that situation I feel like there would be no real evolutionary advantage to having wheels instead of just being a big tough leather ball, maybe with retractable feet. a spherical turtle.

I mean yeah, but we're basically writing science fiction at this point.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Safety Dance posted:

I mean yeah, but we're basically writing science fiction at this point.

Specifically, David Brin's Uplift series. https://uplift.fandom.com/wiki/G%27Kek

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


i own every Bionicle posted:

No I’m pretty sure it’s this spider that morph balls its rear end out of the danger zone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brh8Fv7Lw9M

One of my favorite science youtube channels recently did a whole video about rolling animals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIE7iET7yBo

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Wheeled animals would fart themselves along jet turbine style

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
pulsejet beetle propulsion when

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Platystemon posted:

pulsejet beetle propulsion when

Almost there.

Ambihelical Hexnut
Aug 5, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olBTZId5dlY&t=1m0s

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
The Australian built Mirage III's did have some cracks on them

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtvCnZqZnxc

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

Cojawfee posted:

When does the bird go into gimbal lock?

It was a joke about birds having to grow slip rings and brushed contacts in it's vertebrae more than anything else so we shouldn't try and look too deeply at it. But it's not really gimbal lock so much as the bird has some significant limits on the 3 DoF rotational movement of the head in relation to the path of travel before it has to pivot the whole outer frame of it's body around to allow free movement again.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

Ola posted:

Wouldn't the animal wheels suck before there were roads?

Well, we've been sticking roads around the world for a few thousand years now. Maybe, if we can manage not to kill ourselves off and keep some form of road around for some indefinite period longer we could see animals start to evolve to take advantage of them.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI2cvaAx8j4

charliemonster42
Sep 14, 2005



I've been following this now that you guys brought it back to my attention, and the dude is concerning. My father-in-law mentioned this plane to me a while back but I never looked into it too closely as it just seemed like a Velocity ripoff.

Now it's like a train-wreck I follow out of some morbid curiosity, just waiting for the day his family posts a video in memoriam. He somehow managed to get this thing to weight 1,000lbs more than a Cirrus! It's 3600 lbs with what appears to be the wing-area of a lounge chair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K7UjOnWcRU

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


charliemonster42 posted:

I've been following this now that you guys brought it back to my attention, and the dude is concerning. My father-in-law mentioned this plane to me a while back but I never looked into it too closely as it just seemed like a Velocity ripoff.

Now it's like a train-wreck I follow out of some morbid curiosity, just waiting for the day his family posts a video in memoriam. He somehow managed to get this thing to weight 1,000lbs more than a Cirrus! It's 3600 lbs with what appears to be the wing-area of a lounge chair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K7UjOnWcRU

"removing fuel from the tanks in order to have that as not a CG problem"

Careful there buddy, don't remove it all!

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Humphreys posted:

"removing fuel from the tanks in order to have that as not a CG problem"

Careful there buddy, don't remove it all!

Removing all the fuel is the simplest way to make the aircraft safe.

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


Cat Mattress posted:

Removing all the fuel is the simplest way to make the aircraft safe.

I think that depends on your phase of flight.

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

Humphreys posted:

"removing fuel from the tanks in order to have that as not a CG problem"

Careful there buddy, don't remove it all!

There isn’t a lot of attention paid to a bunch of details that affect the weight. Brackets, tanks, baffles, etc are all built brick shithouse style. It adds up.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Murgos posted:

It was a joke about birds having to grow slip rings and brushed contacts in it's vertebrae more than anything else so we shouldn't try and look too deeply at it. But it's not really gimbal lock so much as the bird has some significant limits on the 3 DoF rotational movement of the head in relation to the path of travel before it has to pivot the whole outer frame of it's body around to allow free movement again.

ooo that would be a lot easier if it only needed 3 or 4 conductors instead of millions, maybe the real missing link is a biological serialized data bus

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

I Watch it so You Don't Have To: Song of the Clouds (1957)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP-vZIKQVAk

  • 2:35 - there is a coin operated box for listening to tower/pilot radio chatter
  • 3:15 - food prep. I appreciate that everybody wears masks
  • 5:09 - This is nicely international. I've not yet seen an Australian, but Shell is managing to include people from all the other continents.
  • 6:10 - while the blurb below mentions "updates" so far all the aircraft have been big piston, from DC-3s to Constellations and Stratocruisers. (I think around this point we see a turboprop, Bristol Britannia?)
  • Or poo poo, Vickers Vicount? I forget what engines they had.
  • 7:00 - General - Lots of airliners taxing for takeoff.
  • 8:00 - buncha airliners revving up making beautiful noise
  • 8:37 - A Boeing Stratocrusier crew using their checklist
  • 9:44 - shots from the sky of various international cities
  • 10:38 - the start of what I assume is going to be mindblowing 1950s airline food
  • 11:49 - We see Newfoundland, which is pronounced correctly by the narrator, so a narrator point for him
  • [various exotic sights you could conceivably see]
  • 14:15 - Nice of the airliner to fly next to and below mountain peaks so one side gets an awesome view
  • 15:00 - Ah, Illuminati propaganda on the benefits of "international cooperation"
  • Also everybody in the meeting is 50s business casual, kinda cool
  • 16:00 - now we're in a office handling scheduling. They have this pegboard thing and a hilariously neat and elaborate mail conveyor belt running between people's desks
  • 16:48 - The Vickers Vicount is distinctly like a Beaked Whale in profile
  • 19:10 - Basic flight instruction - hella fun?
  • 20:10 - OK, I've never heard of this - they actually used to have weather ships in the Atlantic?
  • 21:58 - Why the hell did we stop making hanger doors with holes to let tails sit outside with the rest of the aircraft inside?
  • 23:50 - ATC homies, check out that wall of manually entered flight information
  • 26:36 - ATC training
  • 27:14 - A Connie does a low-vis landing
  • 27:42 - cut to black, a spinning, jeweled cube
  • 28:00 - What doth thine future hold? Vertical take off.
  • 28:15 - Actually scratch that, they are testing something's aerodynamics by hoisting it up and then spinning the hoist, while the engineers observe at center
  • 28:30 - Cut to pogo test flight
  • 28:38 - Early shot of that crazy STOL airliner that would morph into the Dash-7
  • 28:55 - supersonics
  • 29:36 - Model of that Lockheed airliner that would become the Orion, drawing of a DC-8, Aircraft of THE FUTURE
  • 30:30 - AIRPORTS OF THE FUTURE [error, file not found]
  • 31:48 - airliners landing
  • 32:20 - WHAT HATH MAN WROUGHT
  • end: WE HAVE ALLOWED YOU TO EXPERIENCE THE THIRD DIMENSION FOR THE FIRST TIME
  • end2: And who knows when people around the world will be 2 hours max travel time from each other instead of two days?


Nebakenezzer fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Oct 21, 2020

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Before satellites the only way to know what the weather was doing was to observe it and radio someone. Once transatlantic aviation really took off it was worth staffing a meteorological observation network so planes could avoid flying into bad stuff.

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Nebakenezzer posted:

I Watch it so You Don't Have To: Song of the Clouds (1957)
  • 6:10 - while the blurb below mentions "updates" so far all the aircraft have been big piston, from DC-3s to Constellations and Stratocruisers. (I think around this point we see a turboprop, Bristol Britannia?)
  • Or poo poo, Vickers Vicount? I forget what engines they had.
  • 20:10 - OK, I've never heard of this - they actually used to have weather ships in the Atlantic?

The turboprop at 6:10-and-a-bit is a Viscount - RR Darts and the big oval windows are unmistakeable.

And they did have a network of weather ships in the Atlantic until automated buoys and satellites came along to provide the same info. France and the USCG both used ships to provide forward-observation of weather systems in the 1930s, and the Allies formed a very substantial Atlantic weather-reporting network in WW2 using a combination of reports sent by ships moving back and forth across the ocean on other business and dedicated reporting ships which would stay in pre-determined positions and were equipped with more sophisticated and wide-ranging meteological equipment.

The benefits were such that ICAO oversaw the creation of an international pool of weather ships in the Atlantic and the Pacific in the late 1940s, using a combination of hired merchant ships, tasked naval/coast guard ships and specially-designed vessels. As well as meteological and oceanographic readings, the ships served as radio relays, nav aids and SAR units. The network lasted until the mid-1980s.



Years ago I went round a preserved 1950s French weather ship (which they designated a 'meteo-frigate', which sounds like something from a steampunk novel) in La Rochelle:

https://www.weatherships.com/the-ships/france-i-ii

Edit: In a similar vein, I'm always rather partial to this 1959 NATO publicity/propaganda film, 'High Journey', narrated in fine form by Orson Welles as a disembodied camera drifting over Europe, intercepted/escorted by the fighter aircraft of the various NATO air forces. Some good classic jetliner footage near the beginning, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZaLL-vQ58s

BalloonFish fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Oct 21, 2020

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Nebakenezzer posted:

[*]32:20 - WHAT HATH MAN WROUGHT
[*]end: WE HAVE ALLOWED YOU TO EXPERIENCE THE THIRD DIMENSION FOR THE FIRST TIME


[/list]

Tag yourselves, I'm the pencil mustachioed treaty signet

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

charliemonster42 posted:

I've been following this now that you guys brought it back to my attention, and the dude is concerning. My father-in-law mentioned this plane to me a while back but I never looked into it too closely as it just seemed like a Velocity ripoff.

Now it's like a train-wreck I follow out of some morbid curiosity, just waiting for the day his family posts a video in memoriam. He somehow managed to get this thing to weight 1,000lbs more than a Cirrus! It's 3600 lbs with what appears to be the wing-area of a lounge chair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K7UjOnWcRU

Man, you sent me back down this rabbit hole, and what a ride it was.

As you say it appears to be a mod of the Velocity XL, down to reusing parts as-is.

https://www.velocityaircraft.com/xl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF024xnfzAU

So all that stuff where he was declaring the instability was just turbulence in the giant empty wheel wells when the gear is down? The Velocity XL has the same gear and same wheel well, but doesn't wobble around the pattern.

Based on pictures of the Velocity XL and Raptor, he's tweaked the aerodynamic configuration of airfoils, control surfaces, and body shape. With it being overweight, there's probably also weight and balance issues. So he's ripped off a working design and made it look cooler and redesigned it around a theoretically cheaper engine, but it's not stable because he's not an aeronautical engineer and apparently canard configurations are always a bit tricky.

Also sounds like he had some of the same issues with the scale RC model. Instead of fixing and testing in a cycle until everything was resolved, he just kind of guessed what was happening and made changes to the full size aircraft without doing enough work to validate them on the scale model.

But that's just the first few feet of the hole...

He had THESE FUCKIN' GUYS running his flight test program

https://www.wasabiaero.com/contact-us-ii

Literal (ex-)Scaled Composites motherfuckers. Steely eyed test pilot / engineer types. Flew cross country several times to help him make the Raptor into a real airplane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gnEknj242M

He fired them shortly after the session documented in that video, then took the airplane up without resolving all the things they identified. It seems clear they got the boot because they were telling him things he didn't want to hear.

They're being very restrained about criticizing him, because they had to walk on eggshells just to get him to fix the issues they identified in inspection and test. I think they don't want to burn all bridges and cut off any chance of changing his mind, since it's clear he's a super high risk to kill himself and others. But god drat, that video is just a nonstop whirlwind tour of red flags.

(I recommend watching it all the way through. It's a little rough in parts because they had a technical issue with wifi interference causing mic clicks, but it's so fascinating and information dense.)

Apparently Wasabi is the second set of real test pilots he's fired from the project. I haven't gone that far down the hole, would love it if someone who has can give any pointers.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



lmao holy poo poo

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

BobHoward posted:

(I recommend watching it all the way through. It's a little rough in parts because they had a technical issue with wifi interference causing mic clicks, but it's so fascinating and information dense.)

This is a pro watch, I know nothing about designing airplanes and you don't need to, the thing is hideously badly designed in just about every way possible.

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Salami Surgeon
Jan 21, 2001

Don't close. Don't close.


Nap Ghost
Thanks for turning me on to Raptor Aircraft. After seeing the test flight video, I had to go back to see how it was designed and started binging every video on the channel from the beginning. So far it's been 90% CNC machining of foam and 10% me thinking "that's a future AD." I don't know a lot about planes, but I know enough to know he doesn't either.

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