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Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

kdrudy posted:

We're all Herb or Les here, no Johnny or Venus to be seen.

I'm just a lonely Dr. Johnny Fever, lookin' for my Bailey Quarters

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

bike tory posted:

I choose Margaret Thatcher, dead

Kissinger dead.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

bike tory posted:

I choose Margaret Thatcher, dead

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


This seems... ominous, somehow.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Right, I feel like we shouldn't have to check in all the time.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
What's more ominous is that you only liked one is those tweets.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Slippery posted:

Baby if you've ever wondered...wondered whatever became of me. I'm living on the air in Cincinnati...Cincinnati WKRP.

I can picture that intro with the pushbutton car radio now, lol

End credits, friend.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





https://i.imgur.com/qYtSCM5.mp4

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Slippery posted:

I'm just a lonely Dr. Johnny Fever, lookin' for my Bailey Quarters

Poor Dr. Fever, murdered for not giving a child rapist a passing grade in high school.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Update 1:

:jerkbag:

Update 2:

Update 3:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2020/10/22/fort-bragg-hack-tweet/

quote:

Fort Bragg Garrison Commander Army Col. Scott Pence ordered an inquiry, which determined three people had access to the account, according to an official at Fort Bragg with knowledge of the matter. The official spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the incident.

The inquiry concluded those three were not responsible, the official said, prompting the XVIII Airborne Corps to issue a statement Wednesday evening saying that the account was hacked and that officials had taken the account offline as an investigation continued.

But Thursday, a civilian employee revealed the tweets were his, according to the official, following the start of a formal investigation — saying the incident was not a hack after all. That employee mistakenly believed he was tweeting from his own personal account, the official said.

“Appropriate action is underway,” command spokesman Col. Joe Buccino said in a statement. “The Fort Bragg account will be restored in the coming days.”

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Trabant posted:

Right, I feel like we shouldn't have to check in all the time.

Some things you just really want to be sure about, OK?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Fister Roboto posted:

Some things you just really want to be sure about, OK?

At some point they will cease their 24-7 observation of her grave for a split second. It may be due to a lapse in concentration, maybe a power outage. But the moment the feed is restored, the grave will be disturbed. Or worse; opened from the inside like something clawed its way out.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Actually, changing my answer to Jeffrey Epstein, alive

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

bike tory posted:

Actually, changing my answer to Jeffrey Epstein, alive

There are easier ways to kill yourself.

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

“The Fort Bragg account will be restored in the coming days.”

Haha, prepare to have every one of your tweets responded to with at least a dozen screenshots of that thirsty one for at least the rest of the year.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Poor Dr. Fever, murdered for not giving a child rapist a passing grade in high school.

I'm sorry what

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


IBroughttheFunk posted:

“The Fort Bragg account will be restored in the coming days.”

Haha, prepare to have every one of your tweets responded to with at least a dozen screenshots of that thirsty one for at least the rest of the year.

So they just gonna use a civilian scapegoat so they don't look weak for being 'hacked' or that military staff would NEVER do such a thing.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Tortured joke about Dr Fever starring in a high school sitcom with Dan Schneider, the dude that knocked Jamie Lynn Spears up when she was 16 and has done a ton of other fucke d up poo poo while he was in charge of Nick Kidd programming.

tgacon
Mar 22, 2009

Humphreys posted:

So they just gonna use a civilian scapegoat so they don't look weak for being 'hacked' or that military staff would NEVER do such a thing.

Real talk: the account probably was managed by a civilian who forgot which account they were logged in to. Civilian employees stick around for more than three years at a time, unlike the service personnel.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/Geddli_/status/1319606793832726529?s=20

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
https://twitter.com/Skeeter696969/status/1319485775894007808


Here's the relevant play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2c0hEZ6w5E

Heres Hank
Oct 20, 2008

I've seen people straight up demanding dishonorable discharges for sullying the noble honorable profession of the US military.

Like, let's just forget this is the single most popular thing the US military has done since WW2.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I don't know much about sports, especially American ones. Is it bad that he falls down?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Paladinus posted:

I don't know much about sports, especially American ones. Is it bad that he falls down?

Yes, he was supposed to fall down a little farther ahead.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

No thats a bunglefumble, its 20 points this inning and gives them first-ball disadvantage next quarter half.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
If he'd kept rolling before any opponent touched him, he could've scored.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Jesus. On the scale of embarrassing football plays where a 1 is a regular tackle and 10 is the buttfumble, that’s like at least a solid 7.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
The NFC East is such a loving joke this season.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Solice Kirsk posted:

The NFL is such a loving joke this season.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
At least we can all be happy the Trubisky was finally benched. Him starting was an affront to the Football Drafting gods.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Solice Kirsk posted:

The NFC East is such a loving joke every season.

FTFY.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
The Eagles won the Superbowl like two years ago. Joke they may be, but they joked at a championship level.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
I mean, the giants won the Super Bowl twice in 2009 and 2012 and both times they still somehow played like complete loving jokes.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Having a single good team in a conference for a year or two doesn't make the conference not a joke. The NFC East has been a cluster gently caress of a ton of bad teams for a while now.

I mean "some team might make the playoffs with a sub-500 record because it's in the NFC East" is pretty much an evergreen headline at this point.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



NFCE games are almost always on primetime and almost always devolve into some of the worst most embarrassing football you can imagine.

I feel terrible that their division gets every single god drat primetime spot, but it is tremendous content.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Jerry Jones is the worst thing to happen to the NFL in its entire history, including CTE.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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A bold claim with Dan Snyder in play.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Ugly In The Morning posted:

I mean, the giants won the Super Bowl twice in 2009 and 2012 and both times they still somehow played like complete loving jokes.

Not in the playoffs they didn’t, and that’s all that matters.

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Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

quote:

The NFC East teams have combined to be the most successful division in the NFL since the 1970 NFL merger with 21 NFC Championship wins and 13 Super Bowl victories, the highest marks of any division in the NFL.

The nfc east teams may be a bunch of clowns, but by god they get results.

They are basically Leslie Nielson from Naked Gun.

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