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yeah, in clownsylvania
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# ? Oct 24, 2020 21:34 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 11:19 |
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for dumb clown vamps
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# ? Oct 24, 2020 21:42 |
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what is an employee? a miserable little pile of kpis
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 01:47 |
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but enough talk, please take this discussion offline
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 01:47 |
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syntaxrigger posted:for dumb clown vamps
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 03:06 |
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Crazy Achmed posted:what is an employee? a miserable little pile of kpis Crazy Achmed posted:but enough talk, please take this discussion offline
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 03:06 |
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it is not by my hand that i am once again given this aggressive timeline. I was brought here by middle management, who wish to pay me within the approved corporate salary band. ...ah, sarcasm. for what profit it is it to a man, if his team completes their deliverables early, but in doing so is not on the critical path? the six sigma way, mcgraw hill, 2000, i believe. HR, forgive me! farewell, my team... *dies in a flaming heap* *entire wing of office building spontaneously collapses and sinks into the ocean* Crazy Achmed fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Oct 26, 2020 |
# ? Oct 26, 2020 04:24 |
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Dracula at his computer clicking the link that says "Your Account"
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 08:41 |
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Moo Cowabunga fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Mar 8, 2021 |
# ? Oct 26, 2020 08:45 |
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SpaceAceJase posted:Dracula at his computer clicking the link that says "Your Account" lol
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 12:12 |
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dracula in the zoom meeting: uh guys something is wrong, I can't see myself in my webcam picture... can you guys see me? you can? uh... oh ok I just needed to change a setting, I'm good now
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 12:15 |
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Hammerite posted:dracula in the zoom meeting: uh guys something is wrong, I can't see myself in my webcam picture... can you guys see me? you can? uh... oh ok I just needed to change a setting, I'm good now this is a pretty great dumb joke.
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 12:55 |
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dracula faking connection issues to dodge the stakeholders meeting.
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 13:47 |
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:this is a pretty great dumb joke. it really is
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 13:49 |
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President Beep posted:dracula faking connection issues to dodge the stakeholders meeting. lmao
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 14:10 |
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SpaceAceJase posted:Dracula at his computer clicking the link that says "Your Account" lol
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 14:23 |
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dracula flinching when someone asks to "shine a little daylight on this issue"
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 15:03 |
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Dracula uses literal echolocation when he says “I’ll ping you offline”
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 15:16 |
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He sure has been a real pain in the neck!
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 15:16 |
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 17:19 |
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"yeah dracula's my boss. he's not the worst. actually, he's kind of a nice strigoi"
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 17:20 |
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SpaceAceJase posted:Dracula at his computer clicking the link that says "Your Account" xD
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 17:31 |
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Share Bear posted:scrum in the back of my dragula quote:route through the switches
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 17:46 |
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SpaceAceJase posted:Dracula at his computer clicking the link that says "Your Account"
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 18:27 |
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i finally understand that post and lol.
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 18:33 |
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hell yeah work sucks
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 18:42 |
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gently caress, I made a turn on your monitor joke at him and now hr want a chat
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 08:15 |
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god dracula lighten up. this is america, not cancel-vania
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 09:58 |
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your boss Dracula comes in later hacking up a storm "jeez boss you're looking a little pale" "i know i can't stop coffin hahaha" luckily it was just a cold and he's fine after a few weeks
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 13:48 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:your boss Dracula comes in later hacking up a storm
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 13:51 |
i don’t wanna be around when his nepotism hire failson and his shithead buddy trevor inevitably gently caress everything up.
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# ? Nov 12, 2020 07:14 |
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SpaceAceJase posted:Dracula at his computer clicking the link that says "Your Account"
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# ? Nov 12, 2020 12:36 |
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Dracula is very bad at management because he would rather work with .bat files
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# ? Nov 12, 2020 13:59 |
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communities of practice
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 01:56 |
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vlan dracul
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 02:05 |
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my stepdads beer posted:saw my project manager watching a youtube on how to makes links clickable the other day well?
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 02:06 |
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doing a zoom call via a DSLR and not showing up
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 03:33 |
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well why not posted:doing a zoom call via a DSLR and not showing up power move
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 03:59 |
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well why not posted:doing a zoom call via a DSLR and not showing up the mirror isn't part of the sensor path. it is only there to reflect the image into the viewfinder
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 04:02 |
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Sagebrush posted:the mirror isn't part of the sensor path. it is only there to reflect the image into the viewfinder shut, the fuckup
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 04:21 |