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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I like that the 3d tour has a point in the kitchen specifically so you can closely examine the 8 cases of monster energy on the table.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
And in the biggest loving lie uttered on the planet this day



how the gently caress are you going to go around calling anything "similar" to that eldritch horror

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Shai-Hulud posted:

Cute chunky cat though!

Where’s the cat? In the house part? Or the labyrinthine maze of old cds and pirated dvds?

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Dr. Lunchables posted:

Where’s the cat? In the house part? Or the labyrinthine maze of old cds and pirated dvds?

Its in the master bedroom. You know, the room with the bed made out of two mattresses stacked on top of each other. And the two big TVs? Several iPads lying around? The two family sized packages of antacid tablets? The big bottle of lube?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Shai-Hulud posted:

Its in the master bedroom. You know, the room with the bed made out of two mattresses stacked on top of each other. And the two big TVs? Several iPads lying around? The two family sized packages of antacid tablets? The big bottle of lube?

Oh just post the photo!

Moose King
Nov 5, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

I am extremely confused about what the building was built for. Because the stall bathrooms suggest commercial/communal use but the tiny room that is 100% bathtub suggests... well I don't loving know what it suggests to be honest I've never seen anything like it.

I'm like 99% sure that the bathtub room is a converted baptismal pool, so on top of being a living space/illegal DVD counterfeiting operation/Amazon seller warehouse, it also used to be a church!

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

OwlFancier posted:

I am extremely confused about what the building was built for. Because the stall bathrooms suggest commercial/communal use but the tiny room that is 100% bathtub suggests... well I don't loving know what it suggests to be honest I've never seen anything like it.

it's a house inhabited by two single men who spend all day selling things online, with some commercial grade renovations

e: doing some digging, it is a split level three bed house built in the 70s. at some point it looks like there was an addition and the new structure was used as a church. the home sold again a decade ago, presumably to the current residents, who i'm guessing are two very goony adult men who run some kind of an online store

sugar mouse posted:

I think the left open sock drawer in the bedroom got me. Literally zero effort made before taking photos to sell the place. Zero.

this is pretty common when the house needs to be sold quickly due to some kind of a medical emergency or lifestyle crisis :smith:

Mr. Fall Down Terror has a new favorite as of 14:51 on Oct 26, 2020

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Humphreys posted:

Oh just post the photo!

https://twitter.com/blakewrites/status/1320615750248353792

The winding pathway is so disorienting I genuinely have no idea how many flights of stairs there are.

runchild
May 26, 2010

420 smoke 🎨artisanal🍑 melange erryday

I know everyone is caught up in the virtual tour but the description literally tells you that its held a number of different commercial functions before its current status, including a church. So yes, that is in fact a baptismal pool as Moose King guessed.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
well then

https://www.wave3.com/story/27579117/father-son-enter-pleas-in-organized-crime-case/

quote:

LOUISVILLE, KY (WAVE) - Two of four men accused of buying stolen items and selling them online have entered pleas.

Troy Curtis and his son Trevor Curtis pleaded not guilty on Dec. 8 to engaging in organized crime syndication and receiving stolen property.

David Curtis and Branden Curtis are also facing charges in the case.

The four men were charged after St. Matthews police searched a home in the 8800 block of Blue Lick Road in September.

Police said the items were stolen from Kroger and Target stores in Louisville.

i'm guessing the big bedroom with the inversion table is where troy slept and his grown adult sun trevor lived in the man cave downstairs

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

luxury handset posted:

it's a house inhabited by two single men who spend all day selling things online, with some commercial grade renovations

e: doing some digging, it is a split level three bed house built in the 70s. at some point it looks like there was an addition and the new structure was used as a church. the home sold again a decade ago, presumably to the current residents, who i'm guessing are two very goony adult men who run some kind of an online store


this is pretty common when the house needs to be sold quickly due to some kind of a medical emergency or lifestyle crisis :smith:

..what is a lifestyle crisis

Griefor
Jun 11, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

..what is a lifestyle crisis

When you're going to prison your lifestyle will probably take a hit

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

luxury handset posted:

it's a house inhabited by two single men who spend all day selling things online, with some commercial grade renovations

e: doing some digging, it is a split level three bed house built in the 70s. at some point it looks like there was an addition and the new structure was used as a church. the home sold again a decade ago, presumably to the current residents, who i'm guessing are two very goony adult men who run some kind of an online store


this is pretty common when the house needs to be sold quickly due to some kind of a medical emergency or lifestyle crisis :smith:

Yeah, and for fairly obvious reasons most real estate photographers have a very firm "I'm not touching your poo poo" policy and photograph the house as it is when they show up.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:buddy:

https://twitter.com/dusttodigital/status/1320711668498944000?s=20

EDIT:

https://twitter.com/dorrismccomics/status/1320762774268641281?s=20

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 17:31 on Oct 26, 2020

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/lawenforcetoday/status/1320681694601629697?s=21

“the far-left Wall Street Journal.”

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


OwlFancier posted:

I am extremely confused about what the building was built for. Because the stall bathrooms suggest commercial/communal use but the tiny room that is 100% bathtub suggests... well I don't loving know what it suggests to be honest I've never seen anything like it.

The drive-through area with portico at the back says "funeral home" to me.

e: Church, funeral home, same deal.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://twitter.com/poliscibitches/status/1320360941075091457

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1320775696084619264

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

OwlFancier posted:

I will post a picture which does not help much.



I enjoy the crawlspace/septic tank access??

i don't remember this final fantasy 7 map?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:iiam:

https://twitter.com/Bello_Kevy/status/1320406190392823809?s=20

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

Sounds like those wobbly hanging decorations from the early 90s

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/1320828865137299459

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

https://twitter.com/Slasher/status/1320814018081230853?s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/NPRmelissablock/status/1320838688373354496

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Laserjet 4P posted:

House of Leave Feedbacks

:pusheen:

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1320760006711672837

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Wet rear end Planetoid.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


So that's what the hex did.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

related

https://twitter.com/juliareinstein/status/1320772736256454656

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I'm having a weird night tonight so have another

https://twitter.com/gugamaciel/status/1320775528962543624

This one hit particularly close because I was making a facebook account for testing purposes and kept doing this exact thing (it took me like 5 times before creating the account actually worked)

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

lmao if you give any company your real birthday :smug:

January 1st, 19XX for life

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
I had at least one account on some terrible website (don't remember which) use "what is your birthdate" as an account recovery question.
After that point I stopped picking randomly. I'm January 1st, 1950 every time now.
And if anyone ever asks my full name for any purpose other than credit card billing it's Firstname Last.
For some godawful reason Blizzard and Xbox-Live-for-Windows both show the real names of people in your friendslist.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/tkasasagi/status/1320263632618311680?s=20

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





But can it quench our thirst?












(could we safely drink moon water?)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean you'd have to sift it out of the rock but I don't see why not?

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

But can it quench our thirst?
(could we safely drink moon water?)

muhfucka you want kidney moonstones? cause that's how you get kidney moonstones

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




One in fourteen Apollo astronauts were allergic to moon rocks. That's a frighteningly common allergy, don't risk that forming in your own bladder

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

RandomFerret posted:

One in fourteen Apollo astronauts were allergic to moon rocks. That's a frighteningly common allergy, don't risk that forming in your own bladder

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

I feel so old that references to Portal 2 are now dated.

Karia has a new favorite as of 03:29 on Oct 27, 2020

number 1 snake fan
Jul 16, 2018

RandomFerret posted:

One in fourteen Apollo astronauts were allergic to moon rocks. That's a frighteningly common allergy, don't risk that forming in your own bladder

Isn't moon dust also incredibly sharp and abrasive bc there's nothing to ride its edges? I seem to recall people getting lung damage from breathing it in after coming inside with it stick to their suits.

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Bubblyblubber posted:

muhfucka you want kidney moonstones? cause that's how you get kidney moonstones

HA! Ive already had my gallbladder out so i ca--
wait.
gently caress.

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