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RoboRodent posted:To be entirely fair, sometimes the singing translates to "this patch of trees is my patch of trees and I'll gently caress you up if you try anything," but having a nice patch of trees full of things to eat is something the ladies are very interested in. Every birdsong is either "gently caress me" or "gently caress you".
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Platystemon posted:People like to say that the mind is the person and the body is a mere instrument. The reality is that our brains evolved as pilots for our genitals. when i go out and yell "sit on my face" at women people get mad at me, not sure what i'm doing wrong.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 18:28 |
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Hello I drew of picture containing pigeons. I am not entirely sure why. Bonus points if you spot the pun that only works if you have a broken bilingual brain
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:31 |
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Stage 2 would make a good avatar
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 20:52 |
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uber_stoat posted:when i go out and yell "sit on my face" at women people get mad at me, not sure what i'm doing wrong. Do it while playing a saxophone
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 20:48 |
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https://twitter.com/StrangeAnimaIs/status/1318995972488196096
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# ? Oct 21, 2020 22:40 |
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https://i.imgur.com/hwjWihp.mp4
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# ? Oct 22, 2020 18:17 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xudYUvcal58
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# ? Oct 23, 2020 03:29 |
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Came home from getting groceries to this in the back yard: Looks like a leg injury, whether as a result of getting this meal or something else. Flew away okay at least.
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# ? Oct 24, 2020 19:32 |
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That bird looks like Karl Urban
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# ? Oct 24, 2020 19:59 |
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https://i.imgur.com/RWScDNJ.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/sJq8c9O.mp4
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# ? Oct 24, 2020 20:08 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:That bird looks like Karl Urban In the second shot I was getting more of a Donald Sutherland vibe.
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# ? Oct 24, 2020 20:23 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:Karl Birban BOOTY-ADE has a new favorite as of 20:52 on Oct 24, 2020 |
# ? Oct 24, 2020 20:41 |
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I went for a walk today and had a random encounter: Click for huge.
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# ? Oct 24, 2020 20:52 |
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a local bad boy finally got caught... https://abc7news.com/gerald-the-turkey-morcom-rose-garden-oakland-attack/7251177/ Of course they only moved him like 5 miles away so he could easily come back if he wants to. quote:"I saw his reaction to me and I said, 'Oh, you want a piece of this? I'll give it to you.'"
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# ? Oct 24, 2020 23:03 |
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Possibly
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# ? Oct 24, 2020 23:50 |
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https://twitter.com/BillMarchel/status/1320350503805607936?s=20
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# ? Oct 25, 2020 20:02 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:That bird looks like Karl Urban Now someone photoshop the entrails hanging out of his mouth. BetterLekNextTime posted:a local bad boy finally got caught... That headline made it sound like the turkey was posing as an elderly woman. Bored has a new favorite as of 01:14 on Oct 26, 2020 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVY0qNe3BUE
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# ? Oct 26, 2020 10:47 |
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https://i.imgur.com/LJGgk5d.mp4 From the schadenfreude thread
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 20:26 |
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Have seen that before in other videos, is that like just a thing crows like to do?
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 20:38 |
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There's a thing that can be pulled, why would you not pull it?
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 20:43 |
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It's a tactic for stealing another animal's food, but like cats playing with yarn and stuff, they also do it for fun.
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 21:26 |
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Halloween Jack posted:It's a tactic for stealing another animal's food, but like cats playing with yarn and stuff, they also do it for fun. Yeah, they'll do this to eagles or wolves on a kill so that their buddy can swoop in and grab a chunk of it. But crows are smart enough to have a sense of mischief.
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 21:35 |
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corvids, no sense of right and wrong
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 21:47 |
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They can be a force for good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfDSBrsVGx8
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 21:59 |
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Helith posted:They can be a force for good AAAAH THEY WERE TICKS GIANT TICKS
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# ? Oct 27, 2020 22:20 |
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Winklebottom posted:corvids, no sense of right and wrong wrong: did something that wasn't fun that didn't involve eating
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 03:02 |
https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1321199826676162560?s=20 parrots seem to experience music or beats similarly to people and i'll never get tired of it.
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 03:56 |
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https://i.imgur.com/5rDs2FU.mp4
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 10:06 |
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This must be the CORVID‐19 I’ve been hearing about.
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 10:16 |
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I'm pretty sure my response would be along the lines of my usual "Hey bird. Hey bird. Hey bird. Hey bird. Hey bird..."
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 10:27 |
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Mass murder
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 10:30 |
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I think those are grackles. Not crows. Not even corvids.
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 12:39 |
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don longjohns posted:AAAAH THEY WERE TICKS
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 12:40 |
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Welcome to the outback.
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 12:41 |
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Crazy Caique and his spoon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwkdplp9nFQ
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# ? Oct 29, 2020 06:54 |
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Did someone say Great Currasow?
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# ? Oct 29, 2020 09:19 |
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https://i.imgur.com/ba5IvU9.mp4
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https://twitter.com/saxetniniltiac/status/1321963754872098818
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