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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Trevor Hale posted:

I didnt realize it was gonna take off when i posted the first one.

Thread

https://twitter.com/belledejour_uk/status/1321226159393280006?s=20

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# ? May 28, 2024 07:13
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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

 https://twitter.com/gwenckatz/status/1321220577869221889

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/neworeoflavors/status/1321221880527818752

* # ? Oct 28, 2020 00:38
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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


 My favorite so far:

https://twitter.com/CrimeADay/status/1321270100872318977

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Pretend I did one but with this pic:
* # ? Oct 28, 2020 04:26
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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


 A reporter tracked down the owner of the weirdo church sales house and got an interview!

https://waxy.org/2020/10/the-house-on-blue-lick-road/

* # ? Oct 28, 2020 04:37
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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/fOrGiVeNcHy/status/1321257336787394560?s=19

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Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs
https://mobile.twitter.com/scooterb23/status/1321232486698000396

* # ? Oct 28, 2020 05:24
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ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire
I am enjoying this meme

https://twitter.com/viss/status/1321283145002414082?s=21

* # ? Oct 28, 2020 12:00
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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
It's really good OP

https://twitter.com/MuseumModernArt/status/1321226794352234503

* # ? Oct 28, 2020 12:03
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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Some of these are getting real esoteric

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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

Milo and POTUS posted:

Some of these are getting real esoteric

You misspelled “erotic”

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/ChristosArgyrop/status/1321252112924250112

https://twitter.com/ChurchofSatan/status/1321248466169835521

* # ? Oct 28, 2020 13:18
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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




 https://twitter.com/open_sketchbook/status/1320628203585740800

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Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
https://twitter.com/Octopimp/status/1321272042667216896?s=19

The sheer breadth of these parodies, and how well most of them work, is kind of astounding.

* # ? Oct 28, 2020 14:40
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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

RandomFerret posted:

https://twitter.com/open_sketchbook/status/1320628203585740800

Excuse me Homer graduated collage.

Without crippling student loan debt.

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

 Til I learned I will be homer simsons age in a few weeks.

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Son of Rodney posted:

Til I learned I will be homer simsons age in a few weeks.

TIL when the show's run started I was slightly older than Bart and now I'm much older than Homer. :corsair:

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Rage McDougal
Jul 28, 2013

 https://twitter.com/supermathskid/status/1320764506176430081

* # ? Oct 28, 2020 15:21
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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


 https://twitter.com/EdinburghLive_/status/1321451734997340160

* # ? Oct 28, 2020 17:04
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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:tinfoil:

https://twitter.com/NASA/status/1321476218030444544?s=20

https://twitter.com/NASAEarth/status/1321477525407752194?s=20

https://twitter.com/NASASolarSystem/status/1321478551695093760?s=20

https://twitter.com/NASAInSight/status/1321480190451593216?s=20

* # ? Oct 28, 2020 17:20
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Queer Salutations
Aug 20, 2009

kind of a shitty wizard...

 I knew the moon was haunted!

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Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Moon god?

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


 the hex that the baby witches put on the moon is finally kicking in

* # ? Oct 28, 2020 17:55
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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Dick Trauma posted:

:tinfoil:

https://twitter.com/NASA/status/1321476218030444544?s=20

https://twitter.com/NASAEarth/status/1321477525407752194?s=20

https://twitter.com/NASASolarSystem/status/1321478551695093760?s=20

https://twitter.com/NASAInSight/status/1321480190451593216?s=20

This is how we find out that aliens are real?

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

 It’s a wet cheese left out in the cold

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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Ror posted:

the hex that the baby witches put on the moon is finally kicking in

I love it when a random goofy episode in the early season turns out to be foreshadowing for the finale.

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Dick Trauma posted:

:tinfoil:

https://twitter.com/NASA/status/1321476218030444544?s=20

https://twitter.com/NASAEarth/status/1321477525407752194?s=20

https://twitter.com/NASASolarSystem/status/1321478551695093760?s=20

https://twitter.com/NASAInSight/status/1321480190451593216?s=20

New Beastie Boys album is gonna drop.

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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

 Sure let the Moon Egg hatch to release its cruel spawn upon the universe. That is the most 2020 thing

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Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

 Maybe the reason we never found the moon’s water until now is because it only just broke.

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Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Baby moon doo doo doo doo doo doo

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/_sashayed/status/1321528089529167873

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
https://twitter.com/DickieV/status/1321521336464932867

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.

Just in case that one disappears.

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Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Ariong posted:

Maybe the reason we never found the moon’s water until now is because it only just broke.

And we say that the moon isn't dying.
And we pray that the moon isn't dying.
And just maybe the moon isn't dying.
Maybe she's heavy with child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-PaUpZFScI

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/orlandosentinel/status/1321180993391386627?s=20

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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/budrykzack/status/1321464769350717443?s=21

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

 https://twitter.com/paprbckparadise/status/1321557414718578688?s=21

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Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

 ZombieSex/LoveSounds

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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Eerie Dicks and Creaking Asses: A Love Story

Goddammit, stop rattling your tits. I’m trying to sleep.

* # ? Oct 28, 2020 22:15
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