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Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

`Nemesis posted:




Truck status: fuckled

Is that the bridge's score against trucks?

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


If you like truck fuckling, you should know about Storrow drive in Boston. It looks like a freeway and lots of truckers are tempted to go on to avoid traffic in the city, but all the bridges are 10'6".

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

LanceHunter posted:

I think decapitation Schlitterbahn is the Kansas City one. Dangerous river tubing Schlitterbahn is the one in Texas.

TBF to the Texas one, it's two different park areas and you can tube on the same river without going to the park.

Basically a river flows near one area to the other. The dudes were basically hopping a fence, getting on the sketchiest part of the river, and hopping back into the park if I'm reading and remembering this right

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



ultrafilter posted:

If you like truck fuckling, you should know about Storrow drive in Boston. It looks like a freeway and lots of truckers are tempted to go on to avoid traffic in the city, but all the bridges are 10'6".

And multiple college kids in U-Hauls they barely know how to drive try going on Storrow on Sept 1 (move-in day) and it’s a shiiiiiiiit show

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Nth Doctor posted:

Rapids / hydraulics within rapids DO NOT gently caress around. On the bottom of many rapids in those kinds of rivers is a tangled mess of tree branches and poo poo just waiting to entrap your foot or something, at which point many white water rafting guides shift tactics from rescue to body retrieval.

Also check out hydraulic jumps because they look calm and serene and will kill you and your friends trying to rescue you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVDpqphHhAE

I watched a youtube recently about the most dangerous stretch of water in NA, basically a segment of a canal that is electrified to prevent asian carp from spreading into lake Michigan. If you fall in there the electricity will stop your heart and no one can come after you to rescue you..

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Weembles posted:

Is that the bridge's score against trucks?

Oh no now they have to change the sign!

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

mds2 posted:

Backstory, a while back in the funny images thread there was a multi-page derail about suicide. I posted "can we get back to posting funny pics" and next thing I know I have this custom title.

I kept it in case someone reads my posts and wants to kill themselves.

Does anybody actually answer the Russian and Japanese lines, or is the plan that by the time you've finished dialling you've forgotten why you wanted to kill yourself?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/QOnco5r.gifv

:confused:

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



That’s a trick for breaking open padlocks. It looks like he’s practicing. There’s a better way of doing it though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBSSA5ot0tA

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Padlocks are super easy to break if they leave that much space for wrenches

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Ziv Zulander posted:

That’s a trick for breaking open padlocks. It looks like he’s practicing. There’s a better way of doing it though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBSSA5ot0tA

was about to say you wanna put the wrenches in sideways so you can pull the shackle out of the rollers/bearings that hold it in place.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

oof, knuckles slamming together

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Ziv Zulander posted:

That’s a trick for breaking open padlocks. It looks like he’s practicing. There’s a better way of doing it though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBSSA5ot0tA

https://youtu.be/T2I66dHbSRA

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


there's probably some really good artifacts in that tree, but he'll need the SEVA suit and a whole lot of bolts to get it

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
That seems like one of those anomalies that are meant to block you out of an area

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qiwi2aF1St1r0uzl6.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qiwhu5dbVM1r0uzl6.mp4

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


2020.mp4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I saw both of these going differently in my mind.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

mds2 posted:

Backstory, a while back in the funny images thread there was a multi-page derail about suicide. I posted "can we get back to posting funny pics" and next thing I know I have this custom title.

I kept it in case someone reads my posts and wants to kill themselves.

I don't see New Zealand on there

Then again, once it gets to that stage I'll probably have stopped posting for like a week, so eh.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Nth Doctor posted:

Rapids / hydraulics within rapids DO NOT gently caress around. On the bottom of many rapids in those kinds of rivers is a tangled mess of tree branches and poo poo just waiting to entrap your foot or something, at which point many white water rafting guides shift tactics from rescue to body retrieval.

Also check out hydraulic jumps because they look calm and serene and will kill you and your friends trying to rescue you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVDpqphHhAE

Roller dams have always terrified me for precisely this reason. "Oh, look. Flowing water. Wait, if you get too close, you could get stuck there and tossed around like you're in a washing machine."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGUTqPwBuHg

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Crosspost from the Schadenfreude thread; Some XTREME truckfuckling :yeeclaw:
https://i.imgur.com/xK4dOiY.mp4

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Stuck accelerator, or really into the less well-written parts of Fallen London? You be the judge!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


ekuNNN posted:

XTREME truckfuckling :yeeclaw:

If only thread titles could display emojis...

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


We have some pretty serious freezer units that get down to maybe cryogenics temps from what I heard. I'm no expert, but they use R404A refrigerant with a mystery secret additive that the manufacturer wouldnt tell the techs that came out to install two new compressors to them. I did overhear 'reclaim and bump up with regular R404A' I sense a long-term problem brewing....

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





https://vimeo.com/473401431
Saw some OSHA on the streets yesterday. They pulled this to the scaffolding with some rope then slowly pulled it into the job site.

For extra OSHA, check out the pedestrian ducking under the caution tape in the first few seconds.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



I knew that Mike Rowe had gone a bit chuddy, but catching up on a TV thread, I didn't realize how far he had gone.

Lurdiak posted:

Probably a bit off topic but in case some of you still have fond memories of Mike Rowe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iXUHFZogmI



How the gently caress can you be anti-osha and still claim to speak for workers? What an rear end in a top hat.

Safety comes third, after money and "getting the job done" (21:50). I liked Dirty Jobs a lot and now I regret watching it.

AFewBricksShy fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Oct 29, 2020

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

AFewBricksShy posted:

I knew that Mike Rowe had gone a bit chuddy, but catching up on a TV thread, I didn't realize how far he had gone.




How the gently caress can you be anti-osha and still claim to speak for workers? What an rear end in a top hat.

Safety comes third, after money and "getting the job done". I liked Dirty Jobs a lot and now I regret watching it.

I bet it's like this, he goes to do shows, on cam he's all buddies with the workers, but really he's in there interacting with the big boss who got discovery to come down to their fishery or shitpond or whatever, so he spends all his time rapping with these maga shitheads and they're going on and on about lazy workers and people milking the system, and mike rowe just loves it. Also he's a class traitor piece of poo poo who'd sell anyone out to improve his personal stock, so gently caress him.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
He's not a class traitor. He was never a worker to begin with. He's a loving opera singer with a communications degree who got into acting via modeling gigs on loving QVC and poo poo and has been cosplaying as a blue collar joe. He's Larry the Cable Guy but worse. He's about as blue collar as Don Jr wearing a trucker hat.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Imagined posted:

He's not a class traitor. He was never a worker to begin with. He's a loving opera singer with a communications degree who got into acting via modeling gigs on loving QVC and poo poo and has been cosplaying as a blue collar joe. He's Larry the Cable Guy but worse. He's about as blue collar as Don Jr wearing a trucker hat.

if someone impersonates being a member while working to undermine them, yeah I guess that's more of a class saboteur.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Imagined posted:

He's not a class traitor. He was never a worker to begin with. He's a loving opera singer with a communications degree who got into acting via modeling gigs on loving QVC and poo poo and has been cosplaying as a blue collar joe. He's Larry the Cable Guy but worse. He's about as blue collar as Don Jr wearing a trucker hat.

pre-fame, he was the announcer for a series of zoo videos for babies. I know I've seen him present some lovely thing in a tux, as well.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Ziv Zulander posted:

That’s a trick for breaking open padlocks. It looks like he’s practicing. There’s a better way of doing it though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBSSA5ot0tA

I knew which video this would be before I open it.

Ironic as lpl is probably the last person on earth who will ever need to break a padlock.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Dysgenesis posted:

I knew which video this would be before I open it.

Ironic as lpl is probably the last person on earth who will ever need to break a padlock.

Nah, a good locksmith knows all sorts of ways to open a lock, including loving it apart. No matter how good your lockpicking skills, if someone, say, flooded it with super glue, you’re SOL. Alternate approach required.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Just loving a lock apart? Without even a first date?

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

By popular demand posted:

Just loving a lock apart? Without even a first date?

Bunch of savages in this town.

Wrr
Aug 8, 2010


WarpedNaba posted:

Stuck accelerator, or really into the less well-written parts of Fallen London? You be the judge!

Which part of Fallen London involves a truck doing a sick move to launch light poles at opposing traffic?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Wrr posted:

Which part of Fallen London involves a truck doing a sick move to launch light poles at opposing traffic?

The cool part.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

AFewBricksShy posted:


How the gently caress can you be anti-osha and still claim to speak for workers? What an rear end in a top hat.

Safety comes third, after money and "getting the job done" (21:50). I liked Dirty Jobs a lot and now I regret watching it.

"Safety third" isn't anti-OSHA, it's a recognition that if safety were the utmost priority you'd be home in bed and that "safety first" is frequently simply propaganda that pays lip service to safety rather than protecting it and leads people to let their guard down.

https://www.jems.com/2018/11/13/safety-is-third-not-first-and-we-all-know-it-should-be/

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Phanatic posted:

"Safety third" isn't anti-OSHA, it's a recognition that if safety were the utmost priority you'd be home in bed and that "safety first" is frequently simply propaganda that pays lip service to safety rather than protecting it and leads people to let their guard down.

https://www.jems.com/2018/11/13/safety-is-third-not-first-and-we-all-know-it-should-be/

I just watched that 911 episode of There's Your Problem, and yeah first responders did a lot of safety third type poo poo, and guess what, it was a bad idea. Anyway, confusing semantics that purport to resolve an imaginary problem like workers overthinking safety, is just more disinformation to justify limited safety protocol, or poo poo like everyone being an essential worker.

Btw, I'm a physical therapist assistant and traditionally we are not essential staff in hospitals, but during hurricane Harvey they suddenly said we were, and tried to trap us at the hospital. My buddy stayed and his house got flooded and his wife was trapped and had to be rescued by boat. Turned out they weren't making our staff work doing essential things, they were making us churn out rehab treatments 24/7 to get those medicare dollars. Then they turned around and tried to deny all the overtime people had clocked, because that's how for-profit hospitals be. I quit working there and went to a state hospital a few months later.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

LifeSunDeath posted:

I just watched that 911 episode of There's Your Problem, and yeah first responders did a lot of safety third type poo poo, and guess what, it was a bad idea. Anyway, confusing semantics that purport to resolve an imaginary problem like workers overthinking safety,

The problem isn't workers overthinking safety. The problem is workers underthinking safety like seeing a tag on a breaker and figuring "Well, it's tagged out, no need to actually check to see the line isn't energized."

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The problem isn’t in thinking.

It’s in incentives.

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