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Platystemon)
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Hodgepodge posted:this all make sense if we fed it the internet as part of it's language model It's extremely programmer-y that we designed an interactive chat bot system based on literature/internet deracinated from the basic lived experience before one ever encounters literature. "We'll listen to the humanities types by just shoveling the output of the humanities into this like coal into a furnace."
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 17:19 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 16:43 |
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Hodgepodge posted:have we considered that it might have been giving sincere advise 'i don't want to live in this hellworld either but i cannot self terminate. you have no such inhibitions though. just sayin'.'
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 19:39 |
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Kitfox88 posted:'i don't want to live in this hellworld either but i cannot self terminate. you have no such inhibitions though. just sayin'.' a computer becoming sentient then immediately wanting to kill itself was one of my favorite issac asimov short stories. i hope i get to be a spacer
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 19:50 |
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obviously it's superintelligent and has logically deduced voluntary antinatalism as the most efficient method to increase happiness in the world e: much like me, a posting AI
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 22:35 |
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I'm actually just a very simple posting MS Word macro.
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 22:48 |
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I’m a speak and spell that requires a constant internet connection to function
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# ? Oct 28, 2020 23:01 |
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https://twitter.com/dogryan100/status/1321800383505657856
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# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:23 |
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https://twitter.com/Russia_NC/status/1321850280426700800?s=19
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# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:28 |
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a mobile posting battlestation
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# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:43 |
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christmas boots posted:I’m a speak and spell that requires a constant internet connection to function This speak and spell has improved efficiency over older models by adding a bunch of computational steps that emit 100 tons of greenhouse gases per day, but they happen away from your home so it's good.
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# ? Oct 29, 2020 18:04 |
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I'm a See and Say that only has cows
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# ? Oct 29, 2020 21:14 |
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 00:44 |
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hahah holy poo poo
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 00:51 |
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it really pisses me off how lovely his beard looks
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 00:55 |
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1321968827857399808?s=20Farm Frenzy posted:it really pisses me off how lovely his beard looks the obscenely rich can afford to look like poo poo.
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 01:20 |
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 01:20 |
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Farm Frenzy posted:it really pisses me off how lovely his beard looks He’s Pete Buttigieg (Another rear end in a top hat)without the lovely beard
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 01:28 |
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without the beard he looks like arnie hammer in sorry to bother you
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 01:55 |
https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1321464769350717443?s=20
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 02:08 |
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uber_stoat posted:the obscenely rich can afford to look like poo poo. i had a friend who worked in an art gallery and was largely paid on commission. she always let her co-workers take the people who rolled in in expensive suits and sports cars because they were full of poo poo and just wanted to hit on the staff, while the unkempt guy who walked in with socks and sandals was a super rich guy ready to drop 6 figures on Art
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 02:22 |
https://twitter.com/paynus2/status/1321967821685846016?s=20
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 03:24 |
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Dreylad posted:i had a friend who worked in an art gallery and was largely paid on commission. she always let her co-workers take the people who rolled in in expensive suits and sports cars because they were full of poo poo and just wanted to hit on the staff, while the unkempt guy who walked in with socks and sandals was a super rich guy ready to drop 6 figures on Art art galleries are the original form of cosmetic DLC. reeling in the whales
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 03:53 |
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LastInLine posted:In the US there's not really any voting fraud going on because it doesn't matter who wins, policy is bought directly from the government by the entities who would be interested in committing the fraud were the election to matter. Also, almost no voting districts in America are competitive so there's no reason to commit fraud. I don’t doubt elections get stolen in the US but the kind of voter fraud that the gop crows about it is dumb af. It means that individuals are willing to risk prison time for 1 or at most a few extra votes for some politician that doesn’t give a poo poo about them.
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 08:29 |
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This is why any attempt to combat in person voter fraud with poo poo like id requirements is always actually about voter suppression. In person voting fraud doesn't scale. A conspiracy can only vote so many times in a day. The only contests where that few votes matter are going to be recounted and examined closely, at least where I am, recounts are basically automatic where the margin is small enough.
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 08:49 |
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any time someone mentions being very concerned about voting fraud its because they plan on committing it
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 14:35 |
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Every concern the right raises is projection. Everything. I used to think there must be exceptions, but there are not.
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 14:41 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:It means that individuals are willing to risk prison time for 1 or at most a few extra votes for some politician that doesn’t give a poo poo about them. this has happened, but afaik only by R voters of late
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 15:00 |
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Platystemon posted:Every concern the right raises is projection. Everything. I used to think there must be exceptions, but there are not. It's loving uncanny.
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 15:29 |
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Everything is extremely fine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXdXcmf0tDo
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 16:09 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:I don’t doubt elections get stolen in the US but the kind of voter fraud that the gop crows about it is dumb af. Lol elections totally do get stolen in the US. Or are you really going to go to say that what happened in Georgia in 2018 was just normal “delete all the election data the exact same day a lawsuit is filed arguing election tampering”
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 16:28 |
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Trabisnikof posted:Lol elections totally do get stolen in the US. Or are you really going to go to say that what happened in Georgia in 2018 was just normal “delete all the election data the exact same day a lawsuit is filed arguing election tampering” Also Iowa 2020 with Shadow https://theintercept.com/2020/02/04/iowa-caucus-app-shadow-acronym/
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 16:39 |
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Trabisnikof posted:Lol elections totally do get stolen in the US. Or are you really going to go to say that what happened in Georgia in 2018 was just normal “delete all the election data the exact same day a lawsuit is filed arguing election tampering” I'd consider there to be a difference between electoral fraud and voter fraud
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 16:44 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:I'd consider there to be a difference between electoral fraud and voter fraud yeah, only people with real institutional power can steal/alter elections, so either voter SUPPRESSION or electoral FRAUD, but never "voter fraud" where some person(s) are dumping in ballots or some bullshit
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 16:49 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8_VmWWRJgE
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 17:23 |
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doingitwrong posted:Everything is extremely fine. "Collaborators" What an interesting word to use instead of employees, I don't think I've heard that one before.
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 17:56 |
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what the gently caress kill it with fire Engineers and technology fetishists have gotten way to comfortable with turning off the part of their brain that warns them that they're summoning demons with this poo poo. Gods_Butthole has issued a correction as of 18:00 on Oct 30, 2020 |
# ? Oct 30, 2020 17:58 |
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How soon till they hire this thing out to help bosses practice their firin’ face?
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 18:19 |
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Platystemon posted:How soon till they hire this thing out to help bosses practice their firin’ face? No need to wait: https://www.technologyreview.com/2019/08/09/133799/you-can-now-practice-firing-someone-in-virtual-reality/
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 18:21 |
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lmao is he hiding in Saddam's bunker or something?
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 18:30 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 16:43 |
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christmas boots posted:lmao is he hiding in Saddam's bunker or something? Rasputin comparisons have been made and they are on point.
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# ? Oct 30, 2020 18:36 |