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https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1303038135379660800?s=19 Well I know what my friends are getting for stocking stuffers this year
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official garfield ride where finally he eats your rear endKillingyouguy! posted:Well I know what my friends are getting for stocking stuffers this year please dont buy your friends sand
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Garfield/PAWS had allowed licensees to make fruit snacks and canned pasta (YEECCHH!!!) and other processed junk...and yet only Nathen had the idea to make a bottled tomato sauce and slap a Garf sticker on it. Could it be...the broken clock effect?
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The inside bottom of every jar should have the words "Congratulations Mr. Arbuckle..." Printed in it.
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Big Beef City posted:The inside bottom of every jar should have the words "Congratulations Mr. Arbuckle..." Printed in it. The jar should look like a purple coffee cup too.
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https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1303064968317865984 Garfield says, "Holidays reduce profits!"
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Knormal posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1303064968317865984 well, it is always on a Monday
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Empty Sandwich posted:well, it is always on a Monday Garfield hates Mondays, and the labour movement.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CGBC4sSpUBb "UNEDITED" it sure is, bud!
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Killingyouguy! posted:https://www.instagram.com/p/CGBC4sSpUBb I am ready. Ready to blow up my brain.
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“This self-help memoir will ignite your mind and empower you with 10 laws of self-reflection, self-awareness, and self-introspection. It is a guide for critical thinking even under the most suppressed circumstances. Once in a lifetime, everyone will experience some form of suppression, which must be defeated for positive change in your life, fast. Nathen Mazri has become like a prisoner for injustice, like a soldier fighting for his life, and like a survivor thriving out of suppression for his freedom. Learn about his journey and find inspiration in his fire to succeed and transform against all odds. “
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Duckman2008 posted:“This self-help memoir will ignite your mind and empower you with 10 laws of self-reflection, self-awareness, and self-introspection. It is a guide for critical thinking even under the most suppressed circumstances. Once in a lifetime, everyone will experience some form of suppression, which must be defeated for positive change in your life, fast. I should read this. I'm always introspecting everyone else but myself.
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Oct 7, 2020 11:03
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I wish I could experience the same wrongful sense of persecution and entitlement as Nathen, maybe this book has the answer?
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Knormal posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1303064968317865984 Nickelodeon??
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verbal enema posted:Nickelodeon?? Gotta get to the workers early and let them know that "Labor Day" is a SHAM!
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verbal enema posted:Nickelodeon?? Nickelodeon bought PAWS, INC a while ago, iirc, so any Garfield licensees go through them and not Jim Davis now. They've been doing this a bit lately, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is also 100% owned by them now.
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Oct 7, 2020 18:27
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I definitely would try this if it were near me. Just a pizza, none of the other weird stuff
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WeedlordGoku69 posted:Nickelodeon bought PAWS, INC a while ago, iirc, so any Garfield licensees go through them and not Jim Davis now. They've been doing this a bit lately, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is also 100% owned by them now.
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Oct 30, 2020 18:05
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1281807033113747457?s=21 What did he mean by this
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Pretty good posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1281807033113747457?s=21 Garfield is a slave-driver
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Oct 30, 2020 18:30
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Pretty good posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1281807033113747457?s=21 similar to how the orange cat made a dumb man money, he wants millions of your dollars too give them to him why havent you given your millions / billions to nathen, yet? nathen cannot understand! he has done everything right
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Oct 30, 2020 18:32
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Why isn’t this dumb cat making me money??? 
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Oct 30, 2020 19:40
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Why isn’t this dumb cat making me money??? A common response when cat owners learned about Grumpy Cat making million$ for hers
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Pretty good posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1281807033113747457?s=21 Garfield doesn’t put out
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Oct 30, 2020 19:57
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lets make a pizza place where the LAST thing we want to do is sell pizza
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Oct 30, 2020 20:21
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Pretty good posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1281807033113747457?s=21 Garfield is a selfish lover.
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Oct 30, 2020 21:28
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How the gently caress has this abomination avoided bankruptcy when everything is burning down?
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Oct 30, 2020 21:39
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RagnarokZ posted:How the gently caress has this abomination avoided bankruptcy when everything is burning down? The trick to surviving any economic upheaval is to have your business already be an unprofitable mess kept aloft by your family's wealth
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Bonus points if it’s so conceptually weird that the human eye is naturally drawn away from it. It’s too much to think about, you can’t look at a Garfield pizza restaurant without either getting completely distracted by its existence or deciding not to acknowledge it.
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im pretttttty sure the landlord for his store is dead/absent the whole row of shops on that side are miserable failures of businesses but never seem to have any turnover off the top of my head: 2 convenience stores 1 balloon + party supplies store sushi place travel agency weird foreign bank storefront and a "gentleman's club"
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Oct 30, 2020 22:29
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Like most things in Canada (that aren't resource extraction), sounds like that area is money laundering all the way down. Oh, it's Bloor by dovercourt? Almost certainly, or people grandfathered in with 10+ year leases.
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GolfHole posted:im pretttttty sure the landlord for his store is dead/absent GarfieldEATS could hardly be called a gentleman's club
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GolfHole posted:im pretttttty sure the landlord for his store is dead/absent other side of the street, but there's also the poop cafe in that area
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i only live in the finest of toilets thank you very much
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Mordja posted:other side of the street, but there's also the poop cafe in that area I thought you were joking, but you mean this one? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2795845/inside-canadas-bizarre-poop-cafe-where-everything-from-the-food-to-the-furniture-is-poo-themed What a difficult choice for locals, poop food or Garfield-themed abominations.
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BigBadSteve posted:I thought you were joking, but you mean this one? I live in a trash tier city
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Sheesh...say what you will about the rise of maid cafes, at least they aren't vomit-inducing gross and unappetizing (save for the nerd B.O.)
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can't wait for GarfieldEATS Tsundere Mode where he starts off mean and cruel before revealing a sensitive si- ah poo poo wait that's exactly how it works in the comics. Garfield is a Tsundere. God drat it, Something Awful. Stop putting these facts in my brain.
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I will agree that Garfield is spoiled daily
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Bumping this cause Nathan is making moves. https://www.scoobyeats.com Edit: that links giving me a warning for some reason when I post it here. I mean I get that it’s cursed but. Lt. Cock fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Nov 11, 2020 |
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