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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

When Rhinehart writes about the Democratic Party, for example, he frequently admits in one way or another that "This is all so confusing." He says Nancy Pelosi is “the only Democrat I’ve ever heard of” and seems to doubt the very existence of Joe Biden:

"Who is this man? I had never heard of him until very recently. Nobody I know has ever met him. According to his Wikipedia page he is a senator from Delaware, which I only know as the state where corporations like to file lawsuits. It looks like he has done pretty much nothing his whole life except be in politics. It also appears that he has been trying to run for president for a very long time. Why now, at a very important time in history is he suddenly the white knight from the Democratic party?"

Rhinehart can personally attest to the Delaware bit, since Soylent was incorporated in Delaware (many large corporations are incorporated there because of its tax laws). Biden, he concludes, was chosen “because he would be the best puppet,” while expressing deep ignorance about the Democratic National Committee or the candidate selection process, which played out in public.



lol

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change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

soylent rots your brain

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

rotten brains invented soylent

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
after about 5 minutes of googling this "joe biden" he had never heard of, his cadmium-coated brain was still able to accurately describe him

also lol at vice defending the primary

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Jay Rust posted:

imho start with the class solidarity and THEN we’ll talk about supplying everyone with guns

I agree, with class consciousness then...

Proust Malone posted:

sure. Armed collective action works against the police. just ask the black panthers.

This would have worked out well.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Malheur dipshits were right-wing though, and nobody ever believed they were an actual threat, especially to the feds (except that idiot who got himself smoked). Left-wingers can expect a response more like what Michael Reinoehl got.



Ammon Bundy is definitely an idiot in a lot of ways (see the high school football incident recently) but he supports the black lives matter movement, which is good and should be leveraged to get more right wing people on board

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Biden, he concludes, was chosen “because he would be the best puppet,” while expressing deep ignorance about the Democratic National Committee or the candidate selection process, which played out in public.



lol

weird how this Rhinehard fucker is 100% correct

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

500excf type r posted:



Ammon Bundy is definitely an idiot in a lot of ways (see the high school football incident recently) but he supports the black lives matter movement, which is good and should be leveraged to get more right wing people on board

That's a good point actually, I'd forgotten about that

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! > PYF Anti-Food Porn: spinach pancakes

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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Marx Was A Lib posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! > PYF Anti-Food Porn: spinach pancakes

day-old leftover spinach pancakes

Mandoric
Mar 15, 2003

RustyKnight posted:

Being European (ok, poland is not like the rest of europe but in regards to gun laws we are similar to rest) and reading about people complain that there is no ammo for elections sounds really weird to me, is there really a possibility of civil war fought mainly by civilian population between themselves? Or is there something I don't get about all of this?

It's not news because there's a lack of ammo for elections, it's news because we haven't particularly thought of it as "for elections" in 150 years but now a chunk of capital so ubiquitous and unchallenged it's nearly our GUM is going, unprompted, "we think low-intensity civil war is likely enough that we're pulling a heavily seasonal product near or during the peak demand of hunting season." Crack-ping on a national institution scale.

GI Joe jobs
Jun 25, 2005

🎅🤜🤛👷

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

RustyKnight posted:

Being European (ok, poland is not like the rest of europe but in regards to gun laws we are similar to rest) and reading about people complain that there is no ammo for elections sounds really weird to me, is there really a possibility of civil war fought mainly by civilian population between themselves? Or is there something I don't get about all of this?

No possibility of a civil war. Maybe this will help. Americans horde ammo all the time because violent revolution is an important part of their national mythos. Thomas Jefferson, one of their slave owning/raping founding fathers who they worship like Kim Il Sung, wrote that "the tree of liberty must be watered from time to time with blood". Americans believe that their government is good and true, because the second amendment guarantees that violent revolution is always on the table. Ironically, this means that they in practice end up being some of the most docile and stupid fuckers on the planet who consistently vote to have a boot stomp on their throats over and over again. We couldn't possibly live in a fascist oligarchic state, the 2nd amendment is preventing it! There's also the self sufficient pioneer myth - a man and his family and their homestead, protected by his gun (note: homestead foundation built on 1000 dead native americans).

There are concentration camps (thanks for building the infrastructure, Obama and Biden!) on the southern border where refugee families (from central america - Thanks Hillary!) are separated and women have their bellies sliced open and their ovaries ripped out but literally only one guy - Willem van Spronsen (RIP) - has had the balls to do anything about it. Everyone else just keeps their heads down. Go to work, go home, stock up on ammo for the revolution, repeat.

When Obama was elected the prices of guns and ammo went through the roof. Ammo was out of sale everywhere. And... absolutely nothing happened. Nothing. Well, Sandy Hook and a bunch of other mass murders happened. poo poo, Donald Trump's bump stock ban was way stronger gun control than anything Obamailure did. What's happening now is the exact same poo poo.

Oh, and some people just want to make sure they have enough bullets to shoot black people when the opportunity presents itself. That actually does happen a lot, especially during natural disasters like Katrina where white people are allowed to shoot "looters" (black people) on sight. But civil unrest after the election? Lmao hell no

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

IAMKOREA posted:

No possibility of a civil war. Maybe this will help. Americans horde ammo all the time because violent revolution is an important part of their national mythos. Thomas Jefferson, one of their slave owning/raping founding fathers who they worship like Kim Il Sung, wrote that "the tree of liberty must be watered from time to time with blood". Americans believe that their government is good and true, because the second amendment guarantees that violent revolution is always on the table. Ironically, this means that they in practice end up being some of the most docile and stupid fuckers on the planet who consistently vote to have a boot stomp on their throats over and over again. We couldn't possibly live in a fascist oligarchic state, the 2nd amendment is preventing it! There's also the self sufficient pioneer myth - a man and his family and their homestead, protected by his gun (note: homestead foundation built on 1000 dead native americans).

There are concentration camps (thanks for building the infrastructure, Obama and Biden!) on the southern border where refugee families (from central america - Thanks Hillary!) are separated and women have their bellies sliced open and their ovaries ripped out but literally only one guy - Willem van Spronsen (RIP) - has had the balls to do anything about it. Everyone else just keeps their heads down. Go to work, go home, stock up on ammo for the revolution, repeat.

When Obama was elected the prices of guns and ammo went through the roof. Ammo was out of sale everywhere. And... absolutely nothing happened. Nothing. Well, Sandy Hook and a bunch of other mass murders happened. poo poo, Donald Trump's bump stock ban was way stronger gun control than anything Obamailure did. What's happening now is the exact same poo poo.

Oh, and some people just want to make sure they have enough bullets to shoot black people when the opportunity presents itself. That actually does happen a lot, especially during natural disasters like Katrina where white people are allowed to shoot "looters" (black people) on sight. But civil unrest after the election? Lmao hell no

The chuds are ultimately still too comfortable to actually revolt.

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Source4Leko posted:

The chuds are ultimately still too comfortable to actually revolt.

we might get some shootings from a few isolated nutjobs on the margins but that will probably be the extent of it for now

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Zil posted:

Goons are a very horny and contentious people as a general rule

I gotta finish cranking this one out but I will loving fight you

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Jay Rust posted:

rotten brains invented soylent

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

if i could I'd switch over to an all ensure diet but I'm a mentally broken computerer so that tracks. ideally I'd just have all my organs removed and just directly wire my brain to twitter

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
here's a thing that definitely happened

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Cowpocalypse posted:

here's a thing that definitely happened



to show his thanks he didn’t wear a mask and gave them covid.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Eating a pint of creamed corn to own my rear end in a top hat.

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

If you won't tell a cop to go gently caress himself to his face you have no right calling yourself a biker.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
all the real outlaw bikers had to move to canada IIRC

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

why are you mad at me for stomping on your face?? I'm just following orders!!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
bikers in the us are either upper middle class white guys who pull out their lovely harley twice a year or organized crime. the former are just the right demographic to be cop fellators.

story is still fake as heck, though.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Cowpocalypse posted:

here's a thing that definitely happened



This story is funnier if you imagine that the "bikers" are Mormon missionaries.

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1322235290874900483

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Eat the rich

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Retromancer posted:

If you won't tell a cop to go gently caress himself to his face you have no right calling yourself a biker.

my dad used to hate cops but now he has a thin blue line on his harley lmao

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


It's time for somebody's balls flattening

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Malheur dipshits were right-wing though, and nobody ever believed they were an actual threat, especially to the feds (except that idiot who got himself smoked). Left-wingers can expect a response more like what Michael Reinoehl got.

im 99% that guy got shot because they mistook him for a homeless person, one of the many classes of white people its ok for cops to shoot


what the gently caress

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Chicago Film Archive got some really good poo poo y’all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fsK8LjAtp8

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1322237062746001408?s=19

ahaha lmao and everyone in the comments is praising her

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
What is the dollar amount that gives you this kind of brain damage

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Adjectivist Philosophy posted:

What is the dollar amount that gives you this kind of brain damage

$more than whoever is around you

Carthag Tuek has issued a correction as of 21:55 on Oct 30, 2020

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Source4Leko posted:

The chuds are ultimately still too comfortable to actually revolt.

Its not really comfort, its age. The only thing keeping the current proto-fash from going full fash is they dont have a critical mass of young angry men. Young people dont like the libs, but they hate the CHUDS. There are some young white dudes on their side, but White dudes are what, 25% of the under 25 population? And they're way less chuddy, per capita, than their older counterparts.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

When Rhinehart writes about the Democratic Party, for example, he frequently admits in one way or another that "This is all so confusing." He says Nancy Pelosi is “the only Democrat I’ve ever heard of” and seems to doubt the very existence of Joe Biden:

"Who is this man? I had never heard of him until very recently. Nobody I know has ever met him. According to his Wikipedia page he is a senator from Delaware, which I only know as the state where corporations like to file lawsuits. It looks like he has done pretty much nothing his whole life except be in politics. It also appears that he has been trying to run for president for a very long time. Why now, at a very important time in history is he suddenly the white knight from the Democratic party?"

Rhinehart can personally attest to the Delaware bit, since Soylent was incorporated in Delaware (many large corporations are incorporated there because of its tax laws). Biden, he concludes, was chosen “because he would be the best puppet,” while expressing deep ignorance about the Democratic National Committee or the candidate selection process, which played out in public.



lol
this guy sounds alright

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/FXNetworks/status/1322251985949609984?s=19

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Cowpocalypse posted:

here's a thing that definitely happened



Here's the video

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1321649459135156225?s=19

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

When Rhinehart writes about the Democratic Party, for example, he frequently admits in one way or another that "This is all so confusing." He says Nancy Pelosi is “the only Democrat I’ve ever heard of” and seems to doubt the very existence of Joe Biden:

"Who is this man? I had never heard of him until very recently. Nobody I know has ever met him. According to his Wikipedia page he is a senator from Delaware, which I only know as the state where corporations like to file lawsuits. It looks like he has done pretty much nothing his whole life except be in politics. It also appears that he has been trying to run for president for a very long time. Why now, at a very important time in history is he suddenly the white knight from the Democratic party?"

Rhinehart can personally attest to the Delaware bit, since Soylent was incorporated in Delaware (many large corporations are incorporated there because of its tax laws). Biden, he concludes, was chosen “because he would be the best puppet,” while expressing deep ignorance about the Democratic National Committee or the candidate selection process, which played out in public.



lol
big dmx energy, gotta love it
https://www.xxlmag.com/dmx-here-i-am/

quote:

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the gently caress is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the gently caress?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the gently caress outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the gently caress, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no drat Barack.

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