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Kith posted:Update: The colonel's wife is now pregnant. why is this in the Idiots thread? seems like the colonel is getting exactly what he wants here
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LordSaturn posted:why is this in the Idiots thread? seems like the colonel is getting exactly what he wants here The other dude is an idiot for giving him what he wants without written orders because this will absolutely go south for everyone involved.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:The other dude is an idiot for giving him what he wants without written orders because this will absolutely go south for everyone involved. Written orders to impregnate his wife? What form would that be?
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Oct 29, 2020 03:10
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piL posted:DD Form 4 is the most common form used to gently caress someone, but there are others. He did ask to be assigned to the Coital Strategic Reserve Generation Directorate, AKA the 20th Fuckborn.
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Oct 29, 2020 03:12
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Why delete a good joke?
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Oct 29, 2020 03:29
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Platystemon posted:Why delete a good joke? I immediately felt guilty for those who had used joining the military to get out of troubles in their lives etc etc.
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That’s fair. Doesn’t necessarily stop them from considering themselves hosed by the enlistment form, though. Platystemon fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Oct 29, 2020 |
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Oct 29, 2020 03:42
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Puckins guy got perma’d immediately at least, which is more than CSPAM can say about the attempted cow bomber. The what now?
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Weka posted:The what now? Goon (Turtlicious) posted in the climate change thread asking how to dispose of a bunch of UXO after theyopted not to do a terror attack because they couldn’t get people to join them. Turns out going to a comedy website to make Hahahamas is difficult. They made those posts in July 2019 and didn’t get perma’d for it til December. No idea what they actually wanted to bomb, but they sure did have a hateboner for cows so everyone just calls them the cowbomber.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Goon (Turtlicious) posted in the climate change thread asking how to dispose of a bunch of UXO after theyopted not to do a terror attack because they couldn’t get people to join them. Turns out going to a comedy website to make Hahahamas is difficult. Quite literally wanted to bomb the cows.  https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3884239&userid=189869
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Oct 29, 2020 22:46
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Turtlicious posted:Holy poo poo kill me please. The only direct action that works is blowing up oil refineries lmao i'm just picturing a dipshit goon making pipe bombs and trying to blow up an entire industrial complex
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Oct 30, 2020 00:09
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I mean...Caro proved anything is possible.
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Oct 30, 2020 07:22
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Caro also proved that following your dreams can get you your own personal suite in hell on earth, so I wouldn't advise following his example.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Caro also proved that following your dreams can get you your own personal suite in hell on earth, so I wouldn't advise following his example. He ignored a lot of advice. So did puckins guy. Probably so do most murderous crazies. And cross-country-stroller-goon.
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I'm amazed the legend of strollerguy never got any traction outside the forums, it's every bit as powerful as Groverhaus or Doom Bathroom Then again if it had any traction it wouldn't have been ditched on the side of the trail barely 10 miles in
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Kontour posted:Hi OP.
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He didn't make it past a well hiked portion of Mt Tam or something right?
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lightpole posted:He didn't make it past a well hiked portion of Mt Tam or something right? He went to a state park to "train" and didn't even last a few hours walking around on paved trails. Park Rangers had to rescue him.
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madeintaipei posted:He went to a state park to "train" and didn't even last a few hours walking around on paved trails. Park Rangers had to rescue him. Was it a training run? I thought he legit began his journey in a state park so grueling and arduous it's described online as "a nice place to walk your dog." It didn't help that he didn't have a topographic map of the area and decided to take the route that had the most change in elevation.
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It wasn't a training run, I'm pretty sure it was the very beginning of the hike.Muerte posted:A lot of the things do have the tags on them still, its not every day you just go hike 2500 miles, I've already broken in my shoes and hiked with my pack full up the many mountains around the area. I don't have visions of it being a romantic journey, I know what is in store for me. I know I'll be starving and thirsty and hot and tired and get blisters and be in pain. I couldn't be more ready to go. While hiking the AT, PCT, CDT would be great fun I want to hike an unconventional route although people have done the route I'm doing.  He walked ~18 miles in four days  It's a fun thread to read through.
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The Rat posted:Wasn't he also only eating trail mix? Yes, he was a "picky eater" Muerte posted:Its not about not knowing how to cook, its about I'm a very picky eater and have literally lived on pizza, hamburgers, hotwings and chips my entire life. I'm sure you think I'm exaggerating but the people who know me would attest to this statement. I'm also 6' 3" 200# so go ahead and call me fat rear end because that isn't true either. pentyne posted:"Well, start eating some vegetables from time to time, peppers, carrots, onions. Fruits like bananas and apples are also high in fiber and a good source of vitamins. Wheat breads and pastas make a healthy alternative to their bleached varieties."
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Muerte's story has recently attracted a bunch of QCS concern trolls to start accusing people making fun of him of doxxing and harassment every time it comes up. It's hard to sum up how insane it was without reading the thread. He checked out early on when he didn't get 100% effusive praise but kept updating his facebook journey which he had linked in the OP until his eventual collapse. The most incredible things about the entire story - He spoke to "Hobo Nick" who had done the same thing to get advice - His original trek had him walking several hundred miles of highway straight through Texas, and walking through Mississippi and Louisiana in the middle of July. It's where the whole "death march" thing came from as people told him he would literally die if he tried it. - When asked about safety, said he'd get a realistic looking CO2 gun to brandish if he had too, wasn't worried about getting arrested because according to him, a few days in the slammer was no big deal - Packed literally nothing but dry food, had no plans to cook, said he could just learn whenever he wanted to and would eat when he got into town - Started his journey by eating at Denny's. - When everything went to poo poo, he drove his BMW out to Florida. During the trip, the water system broke down in AZ and his grandma sent him money to get it fixed. In FL he joined his dad's family business. The business in question? it was a stump grinding business, consisting of his dad, and a stump grinder
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The FYAD criterion thread about it is the best read. He started somewhere in the Marin headlands around Mt Tam and lost his stroller within a couple miles or something and abandoned it. I guess it could be hard if he walked in a straight line from the coast to the GG...
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how did he "lose" the cart? i never understood that part. e: i can understand abandoning it after it became immobile, but that's never the language i've seen used e2: vvv lol, i see Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Oct 30, 2020 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:how did he "lose" the cart? i never understood that part. The front wheel broke off because it was a bicycle trailer not meant to be used that way, so he abandoned it almost immediately without making any attempt to fix it.
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tuyop posted:75l pack, 35 pounds dry and no camping stove? Hahaha Muerte posted:I've survived until the age of 26 and I've never cooked a single thing on a stove, actually I have cooked macaroni before. Stop acting like a dipshit. I can pick up a stove at any point if I decide I want one. Looking back, the whole self induced forced march without increasing his calorific intake (and maybe even reducing it) is the biggest death march aspect of it, but also what stopped him from getting far enough to really get himself in trouble.
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Stingwing posted:The front wheel broke off because it was a bicycle trailer not meant to be used that way, so he abandoned it almost immediately without making any attempt to fix it.  That's just magnificent, especially since people specifically told him in the thread that the cart wasn't a good choice.
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Left it right where it broke, as I recall.
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We still have an image or two of some of his insufficient kit. Do any images of the famed cart survive? I know it was apparently a bicycle trailer, but what exactly was it?
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Yes, there’s photos in the original thread. A couple of times loca goons offer to go find the trailer but by page 48 that hadn’t happened yet.
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Ah, I thought it would've been posted by the OP, but it was posted by someone else:autism ZX spectrum posted:Out of all the strollers in the country OP chose to take one with a tiny front wheel, perfect for getting caught up on loose dirt and gravel. I mean, sure the trip is dumb but crust punks make annual migrations all the time. It's not impossible. You sure as poo poo don't want to pushing an overloaded stroller with lovely plastic wheels when you do it. If you're lucky the bearings will grind themselves into dust only after you've left your state, though! 
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pentyne posted:Muerte's story has recently attracted a bunch of QCS concern trolls to start accusing people making fun of him of doxxing and harassment every time it comes up. Do you have examples of this? I have never seen anyone taking Muerte’s “side” in this thing, ever.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Do you have examples of this? I have never seen anyone taking Muerte’s “side” in this thing, ever. Sleeveless did. It was in the sagas thread. Lots of people saying people were dunking on a mentally ill person and doxxing him for knowing his Facebook page about it (that murte posted in the thread, repeatedly)
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Sleeveless Well there's your loving problem
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Do you have examples of this? I have never seen anyone taking Muerte’s “side” in this thing, ever. I had sleeveless on ignore so I didn't even know about that one. There were a few others who either committed to a bit 100% or were so broke brain from cspam/QCS posting they decided to make their stand on that issue. This totally sane person decided to weigh and and really argue that goons agressively harassed, doxxed, and facebook stalked the guy who posted all his personal info in his OP https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3938487&userid=222589 PYF Sagas thread in general attracts a wide variety of posters but draws more then a few Extremely Concerned QCS assholes who can't go 5 seconds without finding some issue to take offense at.
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