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stev posted:Don't want to hurt the *~brand~* that they've built for the tier system do we. I assume they don't want it called a lockdown for dear of being sued under the trade description act as this isn't a lockdown at all.
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I hope he comes out in a Halloween costume to lighten the mood.
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Necrothatcher posted:I hope he comes out in a Halloween costume to lighten the mood. He dresses up as a PM every day so may as well keep the costume going tbh.
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biglads posted:As someone who grew up in the "taahns" I'd pre-order that in a heartbeat. "Medway Malice" DLC in 2022 with extra Luton, New, and Dock Road missions!
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Oct 31, 2020 17:59
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You're late, prime minister
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Flayer posted:You're late, prime minister 6.30pm is the new time for the press conference.
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Flayer posted:You're late, prime minister Typical. Late for his own political funeral.
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Soylent Yellow posted:Typical. Late for his own political funeral. Lol if you think this will change anything
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Oct 31, 2020 18:07
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What's the actual thinking behind Wales fencing off 'non essential' goods in supermarkets? I genuinely don't understand why there would be any additional risk in picking up a plantpot or whatever while you're in for food. Seems punitive for the sake of it.
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ThomasPaine posted:What's the actual thinking behind Wales fencing off 'non essential' goods in supermarkets? I genuinely don't understand why there would be any additional risk in picking up a plantpot or whatever while you're in for food. Seems punitive for the sake of it. Discourages people going to the supermarket to have a browse
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Oct 31, 2020 18:11
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I assume the point is to deter people from going out for non essential items only.
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Oct 31, 2020 18:11
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loving farcical this Government of cunts
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ThomasPaine posted:What's the actual thinking behind Wales fencing off 'non essential' goods in supermarkets? I genuinely don't understand why there would be any additional risk in picking up a plantpot or whatever while you're in for food. Seems punitive for the sake of it. Two official reasons. Firstly, they don't want people browsing any more than possible. Straight in, buy your essentials, straight out. Secondly, it's unfair on the smaller specialist retailers if they are forced to close while supermarkets can carry on selling the same items. Point two is undercut ever so slightly in that people will just buy it from Amazon instead.
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Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:"Medway Malice" DLC in 2022 with extra Luton, New, and Dock Road missions! Easy Mode : Wigmore Normal Mode : Gillingham Hard Mode : Strood
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Oct 31, 2020 18:14
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Just spent £185 in the supermarket, largely on chocolate and booze. I am prepared.
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Oct 31, 2020 18:14
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I wonder if the delay is trying to get Johnson looking sober/not hung over enough for television, Sunak demanding less support schemes or Johnson threatening to resign if he's the one making the announcement and someone else should take the bullet.
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Looke posted:loving farcical this Government of cunts Thread title, that.
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Noxville posted:Peston being fed all the info: So I can take this as gyms remaining open then. I'm kind of tempted to pack clothes and my pc into my car and drive to stay with my parents for the month long lockdown since my uni stuff has all been online only for weeks but since they've been good enough to keep uni's open I can't do that lol
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Gary Lineker seems quite comfortable with the BBC's new anti-bias restrictions: https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/1322579721721417731
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biglads posted:Easy Mode : Wigmore Replace Strood with Upnor. Very Midsomer Murders vibe over there.
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communism bitch posted:Gary Lineker seems quite comfortable with the BBC's new anti-bias restrictions: Lol
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Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:Replace Strood with Upnor. Very Midsomer Murders vibe over there. I can't wait for the Isle of Grain Zombie DLC
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Regarde Aduck posted:Yes Peston, very good. Now what % of people are voluntarily following any of this? These rules make no significant difference to me and most of my family tbh. No one's wanted to go to pubs and shops and other people's houses since February.
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Oct 31, 2020 18:41
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Is this lazy oval office seriously going to show up an hour late for his own press conference?
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i go away from this thread for an hour expecting to come back to a realtime liveblog of a press conference and he's not loving started yet?
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lol BBC just cut to the door at Number 10 wobbling a bit. Someone is deeply deeply hosed and they know it. Edit: Hahaha they did it again.
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Boris is passed out drunk atm imo like Yeltsin on the plane in Ireland that time - another big drunk shitter named Boris
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how drunk is that loving shitehawk? set him up a few lines and shove the bugger out the front door, the nation needs to get on with dying
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every time I am reminded that the direction of national policy is based on the internal squabbles in the conservative party, and I remember what those squabbles generally consist of, I die a little more inside one guy in the corner saying "it's fine it's basically the flu" and another guy shouting "think of the profits of wetherspoons" and another guy shouts "what about Christmas? We need to have Christmas!"
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Boris walks out and announces his resignation, then wanders off whistling like Cameron did
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kecske posted:Boris walks out and announces his resignation, then wanders off whistling like Cameron did i wish that a tory could resign and have someone at least a tiny slight bit less odious and incompetent take their place. i just want to savour the fun of tories losing their jobs for once
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If this causes another round of weekly clap-clap time with bashing wheelie bins with cricket bats and vera lynn blitz spirit bullshit and pokenose neighbours getting into fights over supermarket deliveries and non-essential outings well, i'll probably give a bit of an eye-roll and make a noise like uurgh like that
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Angepain posted:i wish that a tory could resign and have someone at least a tiny slight bit less odious and incompetent take their place. i just want to savour the fun of tories losing their jobs for once
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Angepain posted:every time I am reminded that the direction of national policy is based on the internal squabbles in the conservative party, and I remember what those squabbles generally consist of, I die a little more inside I imagine it's like Saturn devouring his son but there's like twelve Saturn's and they're all wearing suits and eating children with the proper baby fork. Boris is absolutely pissed out his face, isn't he? It feels like his alcoholism is one of those barely kept secrets like Prince Andrew being a nonce that'll come out after he's PM to drum up sympathy.
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Jakabite posted:Is this lazy oval office seriously going to show up an hour late for his own press conference? One of the few things I'm cheerful about atm is knowing that Bojo 100% wanted to be PM entirely out of narcissism and is probably hating every last second of being in the top spot during a genuine crisis
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Anyone got a link where I can watch this press Conf? I don't use iplayer as gently caress paying for a TV license in 2020
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Is it wrong to hope Boris walls out and does a Budd Dwyer
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