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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I've never seen mushrooms with weird spots in them, that looks like they might be a bit rotten?

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Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

They look like maggot holes

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
could be maggot holes or drips of liquid

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

y'all got some imagination. those just look like the presliced baby bellas from the kroger store brand, plus or minus being left a week in the fridge. ime those mushrooms start to deliquesce long before any other kind of organism gets into them, just means you really gotta cook em ASAP

maggot holes, what the gently caress

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

LordSaturn posted:

y'all got some imagination. those just look like the presliced baby bellas from the kroger store brand, plus or minus being left a week in the fridge. ime those mushrooms start to deliquesce long before any other kind of organism gets into them, just means you really gotta cook em ASAP

maggot holes, what the gently caress

Yes they are a thing

They are completely benign.

Please eat more ugly veggies, fruits, and fungi and help reduce food waste.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Those aren't maggot holes, it's where they've been stuffed with tiny, tiny pastries.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Fartington Butts posted:



"Wife is out with friends I’m cooking!" Oooh. hosed up mushrooms and bell peppers?


Seems like a fun guy.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
cheesy delite i just whipped up whatcha think.
https://twitter.com/deva_iitkgp/status/1321105721874771968?s=20

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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spankmeister posted:

Those aren't maggot holes, it's where they've been stuffed with tiny, tiny pastries.

It's true! The longer you wait, the more Flavor Stuft your food becomes!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I caught this turtle but omelette it go

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Brawnfire posted:

I caught this turtle but omelette it go

That's eggzactly what should happen

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

That's eggzactly what should happen

Oeuf

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Why would a turtle need to be rescued from a pond?

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

The Bloop posted:

Why would a turtle need to be rescued from a pond?

it's bright yellow

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Yeah they needed to find a purple pond to complement

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Hear you folks like 'em good and wet

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

angerbeet posted:

Hear you folks like 'em good and wet



It's like a moist parody

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

angerbeet posted:

Hear you folks like 'em good and wet



cheese catastrophe.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


angerbeet posted:

Hear you folks like 'em good and wet



Unidentified Wet Meat Pile (UWMP).

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

:mad:

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






angerbeet posted:

Hear you folks like 'em good and wet



Foodkushima

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
No one who gets that close in real life has gone more than six months without a heart attack or colon cancer

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

angerbeet posted:

Hear you folks like 'em good and wet



This is what Tubgirl ate before her infamous photo

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

angerbeet posted:

Hear you folks like 'em good and wet



what is the point of even serving it on a slatted wood plank

just dump it on the table

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
It's even already splattered and dripping onto the table.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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This is actually what it looks like after being dropped from a height

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

angerbeet posted:

Hear you folks like 'em good and wet



What is this even supposed to be? I thought it was some sort of poutine at first, but I see fries in the background. I guess whatever a "BURGR" is?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
It's what Romanians think an American burger looks like

And they're right

https://burgrfactory.ro/

e:



Yeah don't commit to having the best burgers. People hate that.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
"smoked neck



Your guess is as good as mine.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

angerbeet posted:

Hear you folks like 'em good and wet



Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I have no idea what this is, but it's pretty amazing. It's like Max Headroom and a Star Trek alien starring in a really weird porn movie.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
That's Pizza the Hutt from Spaceballs, a Mel Brooks Star Wars parody movie. It's pretty great.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

angerbeet posted:

"smoked neck



Your guess is as good as mine.

"factory sauce" suggests years-old filthy assembly lube, full of fine metal shavings, dripping into a disused corner and never cleaned until the day before the auditor arrives

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://twitter.com/shxtou/status/1322931022162501633?s=20

A Perfect Twist
Aug 15, 2007

"What have I done? I'll have to start again. To forget and to disappear. I'll head north, far-north, to that big question mark, the Northern Territory"

angerbeet posted:

"smoked neck



Your guess is as good as mine.

I don't think that sandwich is bigotted or unhealthy enough for its namesake.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

A Perfect Twist posted:

I don't think that sandwich is bigotted or unhealthy enough for its namesake.

Should be contained inside two taco bowls

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQbKWG2Wz5c&t=135s

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


gently caress

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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