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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Bideo James posted:

i walked into one in chico, ca that had "natural xanax" and "natural adderol" and had a wild night

the president makes such wonders possible

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




it's true

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

dads friend steve posted:

this is, entirely and 100%, my poo poo

pour it down the garbage disposal then

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




that's a lotta red

RED WAVE!!!!

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
texas going blue on tuesday would make my poo poo myself loling

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

I think you mean BLUE TAXES because old man Biden is going to come to your house with his plundering sack and steal all your guns and money, such a wicked man

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


looking forward to NPR’s leading story on Wednesday: “Trumps declaration of victory Tuesday night raises eyebrows among conscientious vote counters”

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


Guess we'll find out

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1322984517074853889

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


hey cumshitter are you alumni?

https://www.prepsportswear.com/coll...choolid=2063723

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I still can't believe that Sean Connery, the actor best known for his roll in Highlander II: The Quickening, is dead.

What's your game, shithead :(

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

money isn’t real. space money doubly so

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

dads friend steve posted:

money isn’t real. space money doubly so

starbucks exist

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I still can't believe that Sean Connery, the actor best known for his roll in Highlander II: The Quickening, is dead.

What's your game, shithead :(

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

blue texas is gonna be on fire on wednesday, that's why they're boarding up storefronts and alternately taking the guns out of the walmarts and putting them back

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

dads friend steve posted:

looking forward to NPR’s leading story on Wednesday: “Trumps declaration of victory Tuesday night raises eyebrows among conscientious vote counters”

“Its important that even if trump proclaimed victory, democrats should take the high road and work on healing the country” - David Brooks, Thursday NYT Opinion Piece

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

already posting unhealthy amounts. I’ve trained for 4 years but am I ready? time will tell

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



The mere presence of this asteroid undermines its own monetary worth as these rare metals become super common

(a cool story though thanks!)

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
no one gives a gently caress about the asteroid unless it has a dollar figure lmao

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1322566952896835584

chaos

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
floating thru space, worth 18 figgis

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


dads friend steve posted:

already posting unhealthy amounts. I’ve trained for 4 years but am I ready? time will tell

already drinking unhealthy amounts. I've trained for 4 years but am I ready? Turpm!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Dr. Scott Atlas, apologizing for appearing on a Russian propaganda network and not apologizing for the dangerous advice he peddles in every interview.

What should the US media focus on? hmm...

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


pretty nice huh? i own it btw :meowth:

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Smythe posted:

some stores around me are boarding up in preparation for the election. its incredible. never thought i'd see that in my life in this country. we are truly spiraling out of control lol

now is not the time for fear, doctah...that comes later.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Bilirubin posted:

The mere presence of this asteroid undermines its own monetary worth as these rare metals become super common

(a cool story though thanks!)

Not if one man alone controls the asteroid, selling it's metals slowly. Would have to protect it of course, ... From space force and musk's mcrn

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
i don't give a gently caress about that stupid asteroid anyway. it lacks chi and therefore is inconsequential in my life journey.

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Reality Protester posted:

no one gives a gently caress about the asteroid unless it has a dollar figure lmao

Why should we?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/0q96w4c.mp4

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lol "Biden loses but refuses to concede"

Those dopes would call the President at 8:45p to concede.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
ah yes, 'biden loses but refuses to concede', the likely scenario that everyone fears

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
i wish we could get into space to put dollar prices on organic life on other planets

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

extremely loving bloom county

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahw

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/MattOswaltVA/status/1322925249864687617

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Nonsense posted:

Biden will probably win Florida. This country hates funny presidents, of course Biden's going to win pretty much everything tuesday

sober up

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

MadJackal posted:

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1322969180073791488?s=20

I want to hit the snooze button on the next 44 hours so I can wake up early to watch polls become reality.

same. I’m going to buy lots of marijuana and see how much i can handle.

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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

gonna lol if the big NUMBER asteroid wipes out humanity

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