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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Son of Rodney posted:

Let me blow your mind by telling you that there is food thats ONLY dough and people actually eat it. It's called bread or something idk.

That sounds ridiculous. We should take this "bread" and put things on it. Perhaps a sauce of some sort, followed by cheese? Maybe even meats or vegetables after that?

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other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

its all nice on rice posted:

That sounds ridiculous. We should take this "bread" and put things on it. Perhaps a sauce of some sort, followed by cheese? Maybe even meats or vegetables after that?

yeah and call it a sandwich

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

I ate a pizza tonight. It was a hand tossed crust, with hearty marinara, mozzarella and pepperoni on top. The crust was brushed with garlic oil.

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.

AHH F/UGH posted:

I ate a pizza tonight. It was a hand tossed crust, with hearty marinara, mozzarella and pepperoni on top. The crust was brushed with garlic oil.

What? No marshmallows?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Not even a single olive? What's wrong with you?

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
It must have had an olive or he wouldn't be referring to it as a pizza.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

AHH F/UGH posted:

I ate a pizza tonight. It was a hand tossed crust, with hearty marinara, mozzarella and pepperoni on top. The crust was brushed with garlic oil.

This is the worst pizza thread, and yet that pizza sounds... yeah drat pretty decent.

I'm confused, was the pepperoni made out of like eel or hagfish or some such?

did the chief vomit on it?

did it not have pineapple?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

AHH F/UGH posted:

I ate a pizza tonight. It was a hand tossed crust, with hearty cottage cheese, room temperature catupiry and a chocolate chip cookie on top. The crust was brushed with garlic cum.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

this 'boba' stuff annoys me. it's bubble tea, it's always been bubble tea. i think people just call it boba tea because they don't know it's called bubble tea and are assuming there needs to be some ridiculous accent

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Son of Rodney posted:

Let me blow your mind by telling you that there is food thats ONLY dough and people actually eat it. It's called bread or something idk.

This is the pizza thread idiot. Sound’s like u eat a lot of poo poo!!!! :hehe:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Mods rename me to Pizza Thread Idiot kthx.

Cum AllYeFaithful
Oct 21, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Mozi posted:

this 'boba' stuff annoys me. it's bubble tea, it's always been bubble tea. i think people just call it boba tea because they don't know it's called bubble tea and are assuming there needs to be some ridiculous accent
Uhh pretty sure that's the actual name for the starch balls from Taiwan, and "bubble tea" is the Americanized name. Could be wrong I guess. But I'm not.

yugioh mishima
Oct 22, 2020

the word boba apparently comes from 80s chinese slang for 'big tits' because the tapioca balls are, uh, spherical. in taiwan (i live here) it's pretty interchangeably referred to as bubble tea or milk tea with pearl

Cum AllYeFaithful
Oct 21, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

yugioh mishima posted:

the word boba apparently comes from 80s chinese slang for 'big tits' because the tapioca balls are, uh, spherical. in taiwan (i live here) it's pretty interchangeably referred to as bubble tea or milk tea with pearl
Thank you for the clarification!

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Boba fett was the stupidest character in all of the Star Wars. I could never figure out why anyone liked him or thought he was cool

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
yeah i first heard of it when i was in taiwan and hong kong in the early 2000s and it was just called bubble tea (or milk tea w/ pearl as yugioh said). i could have missed people calling it boba or something but the first i heard that term was people in the US saying it so I kind of assumed they heard somebody saying 'bubble' with an accent and just went with it. i'm probably wrong, i guess it doesn't really matter

the heebie-gbs
Apr 23, 2007

♫ twerrrmmmmm ♫
       /
:sax:

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Boba fett was the stupidest character in all of the Star Wars. I could never figure out why anyone liked him or thought he was cool

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Hmmm, that has got to be one of the most unappetizing medical diagrams of a vagina that I’ve ever seen, but what does it have to do with boba fett??

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

the tesla okonomiyaki

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
From an Indonesian place called "Cream and Pizza" :staredog:

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Would, and then would do the walk of shame to the toilet the morning after.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Are those deep fried sausages? Fish fingers? Chicken nuggets?

:barf:All of the above?:barf:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

By popular demand posted:

Are those deep fried sausages? Fish fingers? Chicken nuggets?

:barf:All of the above?:barf:

The owner(?) posted a video of herself eating a mozzarella stick, so that would be my guess.

So honestly, would.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Bitch you better get tested after eating that

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I don't know what that thing would give me to require testing, but what ever it is I want it.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014


Hey goons, your favourite pizza topping is creamed corn, what's yours?

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

This is the pizza thread idiot. Sound’s like u eat a lot of poo poo!!!! :hehe:

Pizza is technically just an open faced sandwich, foodailure

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Son of Rodney posted:

Pizza is technically just an open faced sandwich, foodailure

Aw poo poo here we go

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Outrail posted:

Aw poo poo here we go

A hotdog is a long tartine. It never was nor could it ever be a sandwich.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
there's a scene from the 3 stooges that i have never been able to find but moe tells i think larry to make him a sandwich and he makes a hot dog, on this basis hotdogs are permanently classified as sandwich.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

SniperWoreConverse posted:

there's a scene from the 3 stooges that i have never been able to find but moe tells i think larry to make him a sandwich and he makes a hot dog, on this basis hotdogs are permanently classified as sandwich.

Well did Moe hit him in the face after that, indicating that it was a joke

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



HugeGrossBurrito posted:

The crimes of Sweden against pizza will never be forgiven

I didn’t read 19 of these pages. Did anyone post Swedish reindeer pizza yet?

It’s good

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Antoine de Saint-Catupiry

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Snowy posted:

I didn’t read 19 of these pages. Did anyone post Swedish reindeer pizza yet?

It’s good

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I knew the BA test kitchen is white, but not this white, surely

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


https://twitter.com/BrexitMeals/status/1325435537839321093?s=20

I think that's supposed to be a "pizza" in the shape of a remembrance poppy.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



I'm the green slime mold right next to the pizza

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


These genuinely make my brain hurt

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