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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





:thunk:

Wow, that part flew right over my head.

She was definitely out bangin' dudes until 11pm. :hmmyes:

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!
The kind of church where you can get completely blasted at 11pm sounds like it might get me to go

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
There is nothing impressive about evangelists. Anyone can do it. But I'd say don't if you value your soul.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

the blunt of christ

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

LabyaMynora posted:

:thunk:

Wow, that part flew right over my head.

She was definitely out bangin' dudes until 11pm. :hmmyes:

It was rude of her not to invite her husband to watch!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Mega64 posted:

It was rude of her not to invite her husband to watch!

He has to repair the trust that’s been lost before she can allow another man to emasculate him in front of her.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

He has to repair the trust that’s been lost before she can allow another man to emasculate him in front of her.

She probably is pretty pissed that his plan to deal with it was to pin a scarlet “A” on her and pretend that it happened behind his back.

I mean, Rex Ryan never threw his wife under the bus like that.

Malkina_
May 13, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Zugzwang posted:

His appearance on Anderson Cooper was even better because Cooper just let him talk and didn't a bloo bloo bloo tone police him like the despicable Hannity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvxZQyfUiHg

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

milf nympho wife who bangs the poolboy, hardcore alcoholism, falling down stairs and nearly bleeding to death...if it wasn't for the evangelical aspect that would just be a normal sunday

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

Mulaney Power Move posted:

milf nympho wife who bangs the poolboy, hardcore alcoholism, falling down stairs and nearly bleeding to death...if it wasn't for the evangelical aspect that would just be a normal sunday

I'm pretty sure this is a Tennessee Williams play

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Mulaney Power Move posted:

milf nympho wife who bangs the poolboy, hardcore alcoholism, falling down stairs and nearly bleeding to death...if it wasn't for the evangelical aspect that would just be a normal sunday

By evangelical aspect you mean running a university, right? Because plenty of evangelicals have that exact life.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

there wolf posted:

By evangelical aspect you mean running a university, right? Because plenty of evangelicals have that exact life.

racist

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

This is not the ideal ambassador for the cuckold lifestyle, I feel.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Mulaney Power Move posted:

milf nympho wife who bangs the poolboy, hardcore alcoholism, falling down stairs and nearly bleeding to death

I popped this into pornhub and got about 10k results

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

really queer Christmas posted:

I popped this into pornhub and got about 10k results

they must have a server down or something??`

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Statutory Ape posted:

they must have a server down or something??`

Forgot to add "evangelical".

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
forgot about this subplot for a moment and then had a hearty lol when this thread popped back up. One of my irl favorites

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Sunswipe posted:

He's a boozehound, his wife has massive Peggy Bundy energy, he gets right-wing evangelical dickheads to fund his sex and booze lifestyle... I think I love the guy.
al bundy was honest about who he was and ultimately always resisted temptation to cheat

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




HEEEEEEEEY YOU GUYS!!!!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/jerry-falwell-jr-suing-liberty-university-after-his-forced-resignation-n1245258

quote:

Jerry Falwell Jr. is suing Liberty University after his forced resignation over sex scandal

Former Liberty University President Jerry Falwell Jr. filed a state lawsuit Wednesday against the evangelical school founded by his father, claiming he was wrongly ousted from his leadership post...

"Mr. Falwell has suffered damage to his reputation, damage to his profession, humiliation, and anguish; lost business opportunities; and suffered other pecuniary damage," according to the plaintiff's complaint.

Liberty University "would need to read and review a lawsuit before making comment, and as of this moment we have not been served,” the school's senior vice president and spokesman, Scott Lamb, said in a statement to NBC News on Thursday.

This dude's humiliation fetish just kicked up to the next level!

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
I hope he costs that “University” a fuckload in legal fees, and then he loses anyway. Win/win for humanity.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Liberty gave the fucker over 10 million after firing him for his contract

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Liberty gave the fucker over 10 million after firing him for his contract

And I bet the wife and pool boy get it all in the impending divorce.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1321879363181109248?s=20

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

It's kinda fun watching evil square off against evil.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Liberty gave the fucker over 10 million after firing him for his contract

Yeah, and I’m pretty sure that there was something signed that said Falwell cannot sue them in exchange for that. Maybe “settlement” isn’t the right word exactly, but the equivalent of that.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Zugzwang posted:

I hope he costs that “University” a fuckload in legal fees, and then he loses anyway. Win/win for humanity.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

That woman he was photographed with has an amazing Peg Bundy do.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It's kinda fun watching evil square off against evil.

It's like how sometimes Dr. Doom will fight alongside the heroes against some sort of overwhelming cosmic threat because he can't conquer and enslave earth if it's destroyed or conquered by someone else

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



SilvergunSuperman posted:

That woman he was photographed with has an amazing Peg Bundy do.

Nah she’s Sarah from Trailer Park Boys

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020

Zugzwang posted:

I hope he costs that “University” a fuckload in legal fees, and then he loses anyway. Win/win for humanity.

Compensatory costs

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

LabyaMynora posted:

Yeah, and I’m pretty sure that there was something signed that said Falwell cannot sue them in exchange for that. Maybe “settlement” isn’t the right word exactly, but the equivalent of that.

Even if so, those things are usually unenforceable.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

LabyaMynora posted:

HEEEEEEEEY YOU GUYS!!!!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/jerry-falwell-jr-suing-liberty-university-after-his-forced-resignation-n1245258


This dude's humiliation fetish just kicked up to the next level!

Judge: My verdict is that you lose and must pay the defendant's legal fees, Mr. Fallwell.

Jerry jr.: Oh God thank you. Fffff... thank you.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Ghost Leviathan posted:

Even if so, those things are usually unenforceable.

You’re thinking of NDAs and non-compete’s. I just thought of the proper word - severance agreement. Pretty sure those are considered legit in court - the company terminates your employment but gives you money (in this case $10 million) so you don’t sue them. Either you accept the agreement and get paid, or you don’t so you can sue, but I don’t think any court is going to give Falwell an inch since he agreed to accept $10 million.

Also, the discovery process would gently caress Falwell’s poo poo up, there’s no way he goes through with this.

genericuser
Mar 1, 2007

[insert clever comment here]

HONG KONG SLUMLORD posted:

It’s pretty weird how these weird fundies keep blaming women for everything when they gently caress up.

Like I bet the real story of Adam and Eve was that Adam cut a hole in an apple from the tree of knowledge to gently caress and shoved the serpent up his rear end, and when god was all “what the gently caress, get out you freak” he told the kids it was Eve’s fault.

Reposting this brilliance.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
it sounds like jfj is alleging that liberty u failed to investigate the slanderous accusations against his character. thus the truth or falsity of the allegations is at issue. sounds like whether he actually watched the pool boy gently caress his wife is a perfectly valid area for discovery :getin:

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

it sounds like jfj is alleging that liberty u failed to investigate the slanderous accusations against his character. thus the truth or falsity of the allegations is at issue. sounds like whether he actually watched the pool boy gently caress his wife is a perfectly valid area for discovery :getin:

The poolboy already said, and has shared, more information/pics, etc, to Reuters than have been released, so yeah, Jerry is shooting himself in the foot.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
These are not, as a rule, a smart people

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

who knows. he does enough bad for the U just by keeping the story alive.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1322927902833324032?s=20


quote:


When Jerry Falwell Jr. and his wife Becki strolled around the Lynchburg, Va., campus of Liberty University, the evangelical school which Falwell led as president, they would play a secret game called “Would you rather.”

The middle-aged couple would point to students, men and women, and imagine what it would be like to have sex with them, according to a former student who said Becki told him about the game.

The former student, a member of a band with the Falwells’ son Trey, has said that Becki initiated oral sex with him while he stayed overnight at the Falwell home, following other attempts to seduce him. She confided to him the details of the game she and her husband would play, and told him multiple times how she and Jerry would take note of students' appearances.

“Her and Jerry would eye people down on campus,” the former student, who was 22 when Becki performed oral sex on him and is now 32, said. “She didn’t go into specifics, but said, ‘Oh, me and Jerry play games all the time, like “Would you rather?” with people on campus.’ I’ll never forget that.”

A close friend and neighbor of the Falwells told POLITICO that Becki confided to her about the relationship with the student. When the friend warned that Jerry would be upset to hear about it, the friend said, Becki told her that the only thing Jerry would be upset about was that he didn’t have a chance to watch her have sex with the student.
The Falwells, in an emailed response to questions, said both the alleged game and the alleged confession to Becki’s friend were “completely false.”

Nonetheless, the suggestion that Jerry fantasized about watching his wife have sex with a student would appear to buttress the story of Giancarlo Granda, who met the Falwells when he was a 20-year-old pool attendant at Miami’s Fontainebleau Hotel and the Falwells were guests. He said Becki initiated a years-long relationship in which he had sex with her while her husband watched. While the Falwells have acknowledged a relationship between Becki and Granda, they denied that Jerry participated in it.

In a lawsuit filed against Liberty on Oct. 29, Falwell called Granda’s claims “outrageous lies” and asserted that Granda had sought to extort money from him. Falwell blamed Liberty for giving credence to Granda’s assertions.

“When Mr. Falwell and his families became the targets of a malicious smear campaign by anti-evangelical forces, Liberty University not only accepted the salacious and baseless accusations against the Falwells at face value, but directly participated in the defamation,” Falwell’s complaint declared.

Granda, however, told POLITICO that Jerry not only participated in his sexual relationship with Becki but would often “joke about having a crush on certain students.”

The Falwells’ interactions with Granda and other accusers may have been shielded from some of the Liberty community, but multiple former university officials and Falwell associates told POLITICO that Jerry frequently shocked them with risqué comments and, in at least two cases, showed off a photo of himself at the beach with his arms around two topless women. (The Falwells said the story about the photo was “completely false.”) His alleged comments included making open references to women’s appearances, discussing oral sex and offering a gratuitous assessment of his own penis size during his 13-year tenure as head of the evangelical university that his father founded, where sex is forbidden outside of marriage.

A POLITICO investigation, including interviews with dozens of Liberty officials from Falwell’s time as president, found a university community so committed to the Falwell legacy that even trustees considered it unthinkable to exert power over the son and namesake of the university’s revered founder. Plus, the university employed at least 20 relatives of stakeholders — defined as senior administrators and the 32-member Board of Trustees, according to federal tax disclosures — which gave many leaders an incentive to stay on Falwell’s good side.

“I didn’t think there was proper oversight, or enough governance by the board,” said Glen Thomas, a Liberty alumnus and former board member whose father was a multi-million-dollar donor to the university. “The president, or the CEO, of a nonprofit should be working for the board to fulfill the mission of the nonprofit — not the opposite. I feel like the board was mostly on the sidelines. I call it having accountability with no authority.”

Thomas declined to go into further detail about his time on the board, saying he had signed a nondisclosure agreement. He, his brother and his father all left the board within two years of joining it in 2014.

Meanwhile, Falwell experienced so little oversight that he regularly used the university’s private jet for personal travel, often to Florida; kept five of his immediate family members on the payroll, including his 31-year-old son Trey at a salary of $234,310; sold a university-owned home to Trey; extended a university-backed loan to a family friend; rented university property on favorable terms to his former personal trainer; and used the university’s employees for renovations on his home, for which he repaid $175,000, among many instances when Liberty’s resources benefited the Falwells and their allies.
While Falwell’s personal behavior and self-dealing raised alarms among some Liberty loyalists, including people close to his father, they would leave the university — sometimes in exchange for severance agreements that included non-disparagement clauses — and keep quiet about their misgivings. Like many evangelicals, they had a skepticism about the mainstream media and feared outside retaliation against the university.

“The church has a bad habit of keeping things secret. They want to keep it in house, take care of it in house. And Liberty’s the same way. It wants to suppress things and keep things quiet — and that’s what they did with Jerry,” said Mark Tinsley, a former Dean of the College of General Studies at Liberty University who left in 2017.

No one doubted that Falwell, backed by the power of his last name, exerted more control than his nominal bosses, the trustees.

One of Liberty’s most high-profile supporters, board member Mark DeMoss, whose father had donated $20 million to Liberty for construction of DeMoss Hall, one of the largest buildings on campus, was pushed off the board in 2016 after questioning Falwell’s endorsement of Donald Trump over other Republican contenders for president.

DeMoss had once served as Jerry Falwell Sr.’s chief 1of staff, and chaired the executive committee of Liberty’s trustees when he was abruptly pushed out of the Liberty fold.

After Falwell surprised much of the evangelical world by choosing the twice-divorced Trump, an infrequent churchgoer, over numerous Republican presidential candidates with strong religious backgrounds and evangelical ties, DeMoss made the rare move of speaking publicly about the decision. He told The Washington Post that Trump’s behavior is “not Christ-like behavior that Liberty has spent 40 years promoting with its students.”


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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
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