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Nov 2, 2020 06:08
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blatman posted:4 trumps on an escalator, one trump steps off and another steps on I prefer ground turkey thx
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Nov 2, 2020 06:09
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DesertIslandHermit posted:That's one thin Trump slendertrimp
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Nov 2, 2020 06:09
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the gently caress
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Nov 2, 2020 06:09
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MorrisBae posted:what'd you do I got a baby kitty that sometimes jumps down from the counter, my neighbors response was to bang on my door for half an hour so she could confront me about it and make a fun "joke" about running over cats now she called some cops (who refused to wear masks) to bang on my door and wake me up about it, one of which got personally offended when I told him that kitten mittens arent actually a real thing
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Nov 2, 2020 06:09
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I'm working in the office Tuesday where my phone doesn't get a signal at my desk and there's no WiFi I will remain pretty much blissfully ignorant all day except for Twitter and trumnop thread on my breaks after work I might just get a big bag of McDonald's trash food and then nap until 7:30 or 8
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Nov 2, 2020 06:09
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y m trump a
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Nov 2, 2020 06:10
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Bro Dad posted:I got a baby kitty that sometimes jumps down from the counter, my neighbors response was to bang on my door for half an hour so she could confront me about it and make a fun "joke" about running over cats your neighbor sucks rear end sorry to break it to you op
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Nov 2, 2020 06:11
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it’s my birthday on Tuesday my wife asked me what I want to do and it’s basically like “I’m pathetic and I want to look at the internet all night” lmao
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Nov 2, 2020 06:11
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Bro Dad posted:I got a baby kitty that sometimes jumps down from the counter, my neighbors response was to bang on my door for half an hour so she could confront me about it and make a fun "joke" about running over cats is your apartment made of corrugated cardboard? my cat is fat as hell and my neighbors have never gotten mad about her jumping around
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Nov 2, 2020 06:11
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why is he doing a rally at midnight on a Sunday???
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Nov 2, 2020 06:12
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Extensive Vamping posted:I dgaf about Halloween and I don't understand the excitement. But really that applies to every holiday for me. Or really anything ever other than getting hosed up, or good food, or sex. a lot of the joy of halloween is shedding our cynical mortal skin for a night, putting on a mask and killing off the old you, and it's a classless holiday where everyone comes around to eat junk diabetic junk food and get given theirs. seeing toddlers through teens in adorable costume owns. carving cheesey pumpkins owns like i did these this year.   walking around with rows of glowing gords at night owns. there's no forced awkward family dinner things like easter/thanksgiving which always suck. its all about decorating with spoopy skulls and death, dressing up, being a witch and hexing the moon, getting drunk, putting on some spooky movies, and loving around. its hard to describe why it owns so much but it just does. also like i said, i do hand out candy to like a 1000 kids and thats both draining but also just alot of fun compared to getting zero.
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Nov 2, 2020 06:12
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FAUXTON posted:I prefer ground turkey thx they can't fly what other kind of turkey could you possibly expect
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Nov 2, 2020 06:12
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clyburn deserves this god i hope it fucks up his state
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Nov 2, 2020 06:12
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Mayor Dave posted:It makes me lol that temecula is now wine country instead of meth country half the price of Napa and double the wine
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Nov 2, 2020 06:12
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Nov 2, 2020 06:12
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Xaris posted:Are you non-American? It's not really a major thing outside of America but it has slowly became more a thing in England and some places in europe. digging your totem pumpkins love that idea
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Nov 2, 2020 06:12
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tacodaemon posted:I was looking thru some photos of 1950s Las Vegas and get a load of that torpedo bra on the right honk rockets were a very literal concept back then 😐
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Nov 2, 2020 06:13
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I'm personally in awe of the cop who literally thinks always sunny is a documentary
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Nov 2, 2020 06:13
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Nov 2, 2020 06:14
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Nov 2, 2020 06:14
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Bro Dad posted:I got a baby kitty that sometimes jumps down from the counter, my neighbors response was to bang on my door for half an hour so she could confront me about it and make a fun "joke" about running over cats Everyone's on edge right now - kid across the street was playing loud music late last night, and my neighbor (who is the nicest person in the world and barely speaks) drunkenly stumbled over to their house to tell the kid to shut the gently caress up It was awesome
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Nov 2, 2020 06:14
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tacodaemon posted:I was looking thru some photos of 1950s Las Vegas and get a load of that torpedo bra on the right It looks like her bra was rendered by an original Playstation.
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Nov 2, 2020 06:14
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Bro Dad posted:I got a baby kitty that sometimes jumps down from the counter, my neighbors response was to bang on my door for half an hour so she could confront me about it and make a fun "joke" about running over cats gently caress your stupid rear end neighbors, what a stupid loving situation, stay safe 
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Nov 2, 2020 06:14
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Rocks posted:digging your totem pumpkins love that idea also i carved them too early and they all rotted away in like 72-hrs. my fiance tried to carve a house-storybook into hers with continuity, but i just went for individual heads  pro-tip the best place i've found for pumpkins is trader joes. $2.99 for good sized carving pumpkins lets you grab like 10 of them for $30 so you can really go crazy
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Nov 2, 2020 06:15
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Nov 2, 2020 06:16
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blatman posted:4 trumps on an escalator, one trump steps off and another steps on 
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Nov 2, 2020 06:16
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Rocks posted:it’s my birthday on Tuesday gently caress the election, have yourself a fun birthday with the wife and make the best of it. and you aren't pathetic.
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Nov 2, 2020 06:16
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lmao what an idiot your supposed to put them in the drain
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Nov 2, 2020 06:16
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Xaris posted:Over the Garden Wall is such a god drat great mini-series. have watched it regularly every october/halloween since it came out and each time it still owns I watch it with my kids every halloween. Adelaide never fails to make them duck under blankets. And I sing "potatoes and molasses" everytime I cook for like weeks afterwards. Additionally TMURPT
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Nov 2, 2020 06:16
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I gave our rats the bottom half of a pumpkin after letting them explore inside for a while and cooked the other half into soup/puree so I can make ravioli and a small pie for my wife also gotta roast the seeds 
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Nov 2, 2020 06:17
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Nov 2, 2020 06:17
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Leroy Diplowski posted:I watch it with my kids every halloween. Adelaide never fails to make them duck under blankets. And I sing "potatoes and molasses" everytime I cook for like weeks afterwards. YESSSSS same. we actually tried making potatoes and molasses one year for halloween while watching it. it was uh... lol dont do it
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Nov 2, 2020 06:17
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Xaris posted:Are you non-American? It's not really a major thing outside of America but it has slowly became more a thing in England and some places in europe. I was down in the dumps all day Halloween until I started shooting candy at high velocity with my leaf blower through a 10 foot pvc pipe jury rigged to a ladder and a soccer net. that was real good times. and the kids thought it was cool too. back to depression land today.
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Nov 2, 2020 06:17
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i dont think we are prepared for how utterly insane this week will be
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Nov 2, 2020 06:17
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FirstAidKite posted:sorry it’s one of the funniest stupidest reveals in cinema history
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Nov 2, 2020 06:18
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Chinatown posted:i dont think we are prepared for how utterly insane this week will be
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Nov 2, 2020 06:18
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Calling the bus thing mob violence is 100% bitchmade
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Nov 2, 2020 06:18
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Rocks posted:it’s my birthday on Tuesday It's our anniversary Tuesday. Our plan right now is to order a ton of sushi and get falling-over drunk as early as possible in the evening.
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