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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Where does getting incredibly drunk and listening to Tom Lehrer songs qualify on the idiot scale? Cause I’m doing that.


Memento posted:

Well there's your loving problem

Probably right but you need some 1d-10t forms now and again.

Fucker probably did actually gently caress up hard enough to find blinker fluid.

I’m bummed I can’t go to my friend’s grave this year. Don’t mind me. :rip: 1st Lt JG.

Ugly In The Morning fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Oct 31, 2020

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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Where does getting incredibly drunk and listening to Tom Lehrer songs qualify on the idiot scale? Cause I’m doing that.


Probably right but you need some 1d-10t forms now and again.

Fucker probably did actually gently caress up hard enough to find blinker fluid.

I’m bummed I can’t go to my friend’s grave this year. Don’t mind me. :rip: 1st Lt JG.
This one:
[quote="Ugly In The Morning" post="499806548"]
One of my best friends was an apache pilot who came up through ROTC.

A year or two in, his facebook exploded with photos of him and his new wife, having an extravagant wedding.

Then a bunch of us realized it was April 1st. He spent 10k on getting photos done for an april fool's joke. We made fun of the fact he could never retire if he spent money like a dumbshit.

He was fatally hit by a car at the airport around thanksgiving on his way home five years ago, not long after the april fools joke.

This time of year always reminds me of that dude.


He was an idiot but Jesus I’m a bit jealous he got to have a laugh and miss 2020.

E: and I just hosed up quote and edit and I think if there is an afterlife James is laughing at me.

Double e: he would prefer to start blasphemous rumors over cancerous tumors. He made that clear.


E: gently caress, dudes, I’m sad.

Ugly In The Morning fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Oct 31, 2020

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



GBS thread relevant to GIP interests. Keep scrolling, you’ll know the pictures when you see them: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3945787&perpage=40

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Midjack posted:

GBS thread relevant to GIP interests. Keep scrolling, you’ll know the pictures when you see them: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3945787&perpage=40

Oh nooooo

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Well that sure is some art

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Ugly In The Morning posted:

He was an idiot but Jesus I’m a bit jealous he got to have a laugh and miss 2020.

E: and I just hosed up quote and edit and I think if there is an afterlife James is laughing at me.

Double e: he would prefer to start blasphemous rumors over cancerous tumors. He made that clear.


E: gently caress, dudes, I’m sad.

It’s cool man. Be safe.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

LingcodKilla posted:

It’s cool man. Be safe.

loving openly crying and not used to that.


Pour out a white monster for him on thanksgiving for me.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Ugly In The Morning posted:

loving openly crying and not used to that.


Pour out a white monster for him on thanksgiving for me.

I’d dedicate a bottle of Prosecco to him but I have no idea when we are getting liberty next if ever.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

LingcodKilla posted:

I’d dedicate a bottle of Prosecco to him but I have no idea when we are getting liberty next if ever.

Honestly he’d appreciate a monster or rip it more

Okay, he’d honestly have a Mexican standoff.

Totally watching the good the bad and the ugly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubVc2MQwMkg

Ugly In The Morning fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Oct 31, 2020

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
James would have very much enjoyed the whole poncho thing.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Ugly In The Morning posted:

James would have very much enjoyed the whole poncho thing.

Your friend sounds like he was awesome. Take care of yourself today <3

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

aphid_licker posted:

Your friend sounds like he was awesome. Take care of yourself today <3

Gonna raise a glass to absent friends and watch some bad Kung Fu movies with his ghost.

Suntan Boy
May 27, 2005
Stained, dirty, smells like weed, possibly a relic from the sixties.



Ugly In The Morning posted:

Gonna raise a glass to absent friends and watch some bad Kung Fu movies with his ghost.

I retroactively dedicate last night's watching of Kung Pow to James.

Weeooweeoo in peace, dude.

Suntan Boy fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Oct 31, 2020

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

A dude blowing stupid money for a dumb joke is my kinda dude.

I'll have one tonight for him.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
And my mom is bringing a giant table and blaming me for it.

Sorry.

Ugly In The Morning fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Oct 31, 2020

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

Midjack posted:

GBS thread relevant to GIP interests. Keep scrolling, you’ll know the pictures when you see them: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3945787&perpage=40

There's something comforting about humanity's inherent instinct to draw dicks on everything.

If there's one thing that unites us all, this is it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mustang posted:

There's something comforting about humanity's inherent instinct to draw dicks on everything.

If there's one thing that unites us all, this is it.

D'you suppose if human society had developed as a matriarchy instead of a patriarchy we'd have people scrawling vaginas instead of dicks?

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
I mean, representations of vaginas are not exactly rare in certain cultures.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
There's a lack of anthropological studies on the dick/vag graffiti question and it makes me realize I never should've switched from anthro to history as an undergrad or I could investigate the matter myself.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
https://youtu.be/nnG1oUkWBa8

I am dragging some Scotsmen out.

I am totally not comparing anything about me hitting anyone.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



There’s something in my genetic memory that loves pipes. My old neighbor would host a family reunion every year and I’d go over and talk to the pipers who told me every year without fail that the best way to wet their reeds was with whisky.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

D'you suppose if human society had developed as a matriarchy instead of a patriarchy we'd have people scrawling vaginas instead of dicks?

The city of Catania, Sicily has a thing going on with tits(graffiti and carved stone) all over the city and it's food. I couldn't figure it out until I went to a small museum and saw an exhibit on the patron saint of the town who kinda looks like Hillary Clinton in some of the art.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

There's a lack of anthropological studies on the dick/vag graffiti question and it makes me realize I never should've switched from anthro to history as an undergrad or I could investigate the matter myself.

Nothin stopping you.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Ugly In The Morning posted:

Totally watching the good the bad and the ugly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubVc2MQwMkg

I'm just leave this right here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enuOArEfqGo

The Danish National Orchestra has done a lot of nerd-adjacent soundtracks, check 'em out.

mllaneza fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Nov 1, 2020

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


I'm binge watching The Expanse on TDY and Amos is ironically my favorite character because everything he does is pure marines.txt :allears:

"where did you come from?"
"i have a flat next door"
"but that's a brothel"
*pats friends back and returns to hookers*

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

There's a lack of anthropological studies on the dick/vag graffiti question and it makes me realize I never should've switched from anthro to history as an undergrad or I could investigate the matter myself.



Do they have dick versions of these and if not why not?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Weka posted:



Do they have dick versions of these and if not why not?

This is a little section of a recent Oglaf comic and I'll link the whole thing here but keep in mind everything they do is insanely nsfw.



https://i.imgur.com/oG7l4IO.png

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Weka posted:



Do they have dick versions of these and if not why not?

I can’t think of a culture that doesn’t refer to ships as female.

Even the Romans didn’t seem to make their rams into thrusting dongs.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

So, what you're saying is the navies of the world are less surf and more TERF?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



LingcodKilla posted:

I can’t think of a culture that doesn’t refer to ships as female.

Even the Romans didn’t seem to make their rams into thrusting dongs.

The nazis referred to the Bismarck as a he, but that’s the only one I can think of off-hand.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

LingcodKilla posted:

I can’t think of a culture that doesn’t refer to ships as female.

Even the Romans didn’t seem to make their rams into thrusting dongs.

I think germans and russians

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


PookBear posted:

I think germans and russians

Nope, it's die Bismarck, die (the Bismarck, the)

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Guest2553 posted:

I'm binge watching The Expanse on TDY and Amos is ironically my favorite character because everything he does is pure marines.txt :allears:

"where did you come from?"
"i have a flat next door"
"but that's a brothel"
*pats friends back and returns to hookers*

He feels at home in brothels because he basically grew up in one. Amos has one hell of a backstory.

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug
Der des dem den die der der die das des dem das die der der die. Definite articles, 7th grade. Your tax dollars well spent.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Booger Presley posted:

Der des dem den die der der die das des dem das die der der die. Definite articles, 7th grade. Your tax dollars well spent.

Goondolences and also mad props

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

MA-Horus posted:

He feels at home in brothels because he basically grew up in one. Amos has one hell of a backstory.

The actor really grasps what makes Amos tick in the books and it shows. He's juuuuuust broken enough as a character.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

bird food bathtub posted:

The actor really grasps what makes Amos tick in the books and it shows. He's juuuuuust broken enough as a character.

that's because he's former enlisted navy

Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

MA-Horus posted:

He feels at home in brothels because he basically grew up in one. Amos has one hell of a backstory.


MA-Horus posted:

that's because he's former enlisted navy

:v:

Yeeeep.

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

LingcodKilla posted:

I can’t think of a culture that doesn’t refer to ships as female.

Even the Romans didn’t seem to make their rams into thrusting dongs.

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Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

PookBear posted:

I think germans and russians

Russian ships are apparently masculine, but submarines are feminine.

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