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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Biden campaign sounding pessimistic about FL, but its also 5pm and people are getting off of work and might be flipping on the news soooooooo targeted leak probably because the numbers look good from the polling universe.

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Exit polls are even more useless than usual literally just ignore them

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

DarkEuphoria posted:

free bearjew! (from the nussy)

sorry bub, nussy is a one way street

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


I'm hearing that trump may have been impeached.. not sure how that's affecting the vote.

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



Schnorkles posted:

Biden campaign sounding pessimistic about FL, but its also 5pm and people are getting off of work and might be flipping on the news soooooooo targeted leak probably because the numbers look good from the polling universe.

Mind explaining why they'd do that?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

funny how that leaks right at 5pm when more democratic voters tend to get off work

strange :thunk:

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

ha ha, the economy you say

the economy

oh the economy

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


can't believe polls start closing in less than an hour




what a wild four years it's been

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
pissimistic

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Nobody fuckin' knows anything, news at 11

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

exit polls include early voters

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!
5g covid got my nussy popping!

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


JOBS JOBS JOBS

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Thom12255 posted:

I'm glad USPS chose to get me my new electric toothbrush a day sooner rather than deliver 50,000 votes.

I don’t want to live in a world where the birthday card from my dentist reminding me to schedule a checkup arrives a day late.

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



Office Pig posted:

ha ha, the economy you say

the economy

oh the economy

It's the economy, stupid.

It's the evergreen refrain. Racial equality and covid and whatever doesn't matter to white people if they can't stay in their homes.

time for a joke
Apr 30, 2004

if you just VOTED we wouldn't be here right now!!!

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
imo gently caress the economy

Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by

Schnorkles posted:

Biden campaign sounding pessimistic about FL, but its also 5pm and people are getting off of work and might be flipping on the news soooooooo targeted leak probably because the numbers look good from the polling universe.

Florida is completely in the tossup category but leans trump, can't see this being surprising to anyone

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Schnorkles posted:

Biden campaign sounding pessimistic about FL, but its also 5pm and people are getting off of work and might be flipping on the news soooooooo targeted leak probably because the numbers look good from the polling universe.

schnorkles cinematic polling universe

xient
Oct 21, 2020

amazing

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Ice Phisherman posted:

Mind explaining why they'd do that?

campaign logic is almost always convince people that things are bad works better than trying to tell them that everything is great.

honestly I don't think Biden is winning Florida but I can't see any reason to be pessimistic when both Broward and Miami-Dade are cresting a million votes.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Its the economy stupid

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Ice Phisherman posted:

Mind explaining why they'd do that?

Might be one of those "so and so has this in the bag, I dont need to vote" things. Biden says he feels like he'll lose FL to make sure voters stay in line.

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Lol I remember driving home from work in 2016 at 4pm pst and Meghan McCain being on some radio show calling the election for Hillary. poo poo is going to get wild after the sun goes down.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Exit polls are even more useless than usual literally just ignore them

I’ve been ignoring all polls all along.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Schnorkles posted:

Biden campaign sounding pessimistic about FL, but its also 5pm and people are getting off of work and might be flipping on the news soooooooo targeted leak probably because the numbers look good from the polling universe.

"targeted leak, probably" - Schnorkles 5:13PM EST 11/3/2020

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

Schnorkles posted:

Biden campaign sounding pessimistic about FL, but its also 5pm and people are getting off of work and might be flipping on the news soooooooo targeted leak probably because the numbers look good from the polling universe.

actually polls are dumb bullshit and tropemp already won the election

twit666
Nov 16, 2006

Soiled Meat
Trump?

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Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007


If only The Economy meant the wealth of the common person and not big number on board

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Ice Phisherman posted:

It's the economy, stupid.

It's the evergreen refrain. Racial equality and covid and whatever doesn't matter to white people if they can't stay in their homes.

what economy though

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Crusader posted:

schnorkles cinematic polling universe

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
reminder that the schnork map did not have biden winning FL and nothing I've seen has changed that estimation!

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

figure it’s my last chance to capture these glories in lake county

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

tungladimbo

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




look at this poo poo lmao

A Moose posted:

people who cry about "vote shaming" sound a lot like the people who cry about kink shaming when you get all disgusted when you find out they like to have sex with someone pretending to be a small child

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I'm going to dot matrix print out the hunter biden foot job and paste it around town

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.


Is that your TEMBL?

It's a TMORBL.

WTF BEES
Feb 26, 2004

I think I just hit a creature?
Election Day Thrift Nightmare Update

Have been cussed out and or threatened with violence by no less than six people, police had to be called twice to escort irate customers from the building, all over masks. Otherwise a slow day for customer volume, thank God. I have however surely inhaled a more than average amount of customer spittle from being screamed at by the maskless. Hopefully working in a retail environment stocked with unwashed, donated, and otherwise used items has given me a robust immune system.

Trrrrrrrimpp

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

MadJackal posted:

lol you're part of the zero percenter NOJOEs
please dont treat black people as being mindless zombies having no agency of their own and thinking they should be grateful and indebted to white libs

seriously libs are grotesquely racist

also i live in california dude i can gently caress off voting in farty mcpoopypants for all it matters.

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