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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I couldn't imagine even trying to ride one of those extra-tall bikes without a full-face helmet and leather at minimum, yeesh.

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



tall bikes rock

lol at goons handwringing about 'but how does it even work?? how do you get up there? hope you don't have to stop' :smug:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

KoRMaK posted:

tall bikes rock

lol at goons handwringing about 'but how does it even work?? how do you get up there? hope you don't have to stop' :smug:

Why yes m'lord, I see you're up there looking down on me again from your ivory bike tower, please rain down aspersions and urine on me, it's my only worth down here so low to the ground.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



if you want real osha, look at the welds that join the two frames together

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


madeintaipei posted:

I have a family member who worked for a large rental car company at Tampa International during college. At the time cars were dropped off at ground level, taken up one or two levels (depending on the company) for a wash, stored there, then taken down as needed. As a porter you wanted to move swiftly and always have a car going back down, walking down made you look like an rear end in a top hat. Much crashing of unfamiliar cars around the first corner after a wash.

This is the same place where he left a Ford Tempo running with the door open in front of their office. Turned around and the car was just gone. They pieced together what happened from multiple cameras. Some guy walked all the way up there, through a restricted area, and drove off with the first unattended car. Car came back a week later on a roll-back truck, trashed as gently caress. My guy said his boss quipped, "If it wasn't a Tempo I would have fired you."

Had to GIS what a Ford Tempo looks like but having done so I gotta say I understand the boss's position

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014



I had to cart over a bunch of oil dry to a similar fuckup at a government building I worked at. A driver got out to open the trunk so a guard could inspect it at the top of the garage ramp, but they left the car in gear. Honestly, it could have been really bad if it hadn't just run into a solid wall and stopped.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Ika posted:

Guy at work has one about that tall that he can raise/lower with a lever while riding, so its a normal but longer bike when stopped, but once he gets going he raises it up and it is extra tall.

can you please tell me more about this

it sounds amazing

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


LifeSunDeath posted:

oh god here we go, bridge:




Someone on a bike running into a low-clearance bridge feels like peak OSHA thread.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I can’t imagine trying to ride one of those bikes because I am not an insufferable attention whore.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


dialhforhero posted:

I can’t imagine trying to ride one of those bikes because I am not an insufferable attention whore.

Here we see the classic “tall bike” of posts

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Bad Munki posted:

Here we see the classic “tall bike” of posts

:dudsmile:

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Calling back the headlight talk, the worst I did was riding my motorcycle on a twisty road on a foggy night. See the curve, press and lean into the turn, the headlight points in the opposite direction! Kinda had to guesstimate where the turn was and not overshoot it.

Messadiah
Jan 12, 2001

iroc.dis posted:

My dad sent me this. Happened fairly close to where he lives in Southern Delaware.


Local News

120' up in the air in a boom lift in high winds :stonk:. Fuuuuuuck that

Ugh. This is why I always tell the customer 'scheduling is highly weather dependant' when I've gotta use the Z135.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Jenny Agutter posted:

good advice, here's my daily


I’ve had recurring nightmares where I’m stuck riding one of these and can’t get down.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Empty Sandwich posted:

can you please tell me more about this

it sounds amazing


There's a guy I see around sometimes who has a convertible wheelchair--he sits to roll around, but he can park it and pull a lever to stand up so he's face to face with everyone else. The first time I saw him do it I was completely astonished.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Cojawfee posted:

Has anyone ever started digging a basement only to find that their neighbor had already dug under their property?

In Philadelphia? Yeah.

...but not currently/ recently.

https://southphillyreview.com/2004/04/01/ghastly-discovery/

The site had been a pauper's orphanage in the 19th century, with an unsurprisingly horrific fatality rate. Some coffins weree stacked four to a hole.

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Nov 4, 2020

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

xtal posted:

Better question, why does that exist to begin with?

Colin Furze built one back in April for social distancing. Really it was for attention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZFDNR9V5Nc&t=323s

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/9sIziUI.mp4

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

I didn't realize they were filming a third Blues Brothers movie.

Rahul
Dec 10, 2004


I like how many times this video fakes you out thinking it has looped but then its a different car

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

ekuNNN posted:

this is nerve-wracking to watch :stonk:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p6hqMnsLFY

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
New my summer car update really boosting the graphics

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Those people were the most appropriately equipped plane crash victims that ever was.

Even the pilots and planes had parachutes iirc.

Neat! v

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 11:20 on Nov 4, 2020

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Wasabi the J posted:

Even the pilots and planes had parachutes iirc.

The FAA requires it on most planes that have had their doors removed or modified.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Here’s one from Australia.

quote:

Immediately after the empennage separated, the aircraft entered a steep, nose-down spiral descent. The pilot instructed the remaining parachutists to abandon the aircraft. The last one left the aircraft before it descended through 9,000 ft. The pilot transmitted a mayday call, shutdown the engine and left his seat. On reaching the rear of the cabin, he found that the roller blind had closed, preventing him from leaving the aircraft. After several attempts, the pilot raised the blind sufficiently to allow him to exit the aircraft, and at an altitude of approximately 1,000 ft above ground level, he deployed his parachute and landed safely.

https://aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id=20010429-0

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Ror posted:

countertop disaster video

Sorry to bring this back from pages ago, but I'm only just catching up to this thread. I was under the impression that concrete (cement?) countertops are typically poured in place using forms. Assuming that's what this is, why the hell would they pour it off-site? That seems like it's just inviting the exact outcome we're seeing here. If it's actually stone (I honestly can't tell; the top side looks like stone but the underside looks more like cement to me), then forget I even asked -- just enjoy my countertop ignorance and move on to the next OSHA that graces the thread with its presence.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



I Shot The Serif posted:

Sorry to bring this back from pages ago, but I'm only just catching up to this thread. I was under the impression that concrete (cement?) countertops are typically poured in place using forms. Assuming that's what this is, why the hell would they pour it off-site? That seems like it's just inviting the exact outcome we're seeing here. If it's actually stone (I honestly can't tell; the top side looks like stone but the underside looks more like cement to me), then forget I even asked -- just enjoy my countertop ignorance and move on to the next OSHA that graces the thread with its presence.

I've seen concrete tops being cast in a shop and then placed after curing. But I've never seen one without rebar. Also, they're usual placed on (and glued to) a plywood base between the cabinet frame and countertop.

It doesn't look like concrete to me, when you see the top after it cracks it looks like polished granite to me. It likely split apart due to a combination of poor handling during the lift, being struck by that brace at the break point, and impurities weakening the slab.

EDIT: vv Yeah, the cut is really bad too.

Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 11:54 on Nov 4, 2020

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It was weakened by having a huge notch taken out of it at its midpoint. That is the most critical place on the whole slab.

BeatmstrJ couldn’t have hosed it up more.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Proteus Jones posted:

I've seen concrete tops being cast in a shop and then placed after curing. But I've never seen one without rebar. Also, they're usual placed on (and glued to) a plywood base between the cabinet frame and countertop.

It doesn't look like concrete to me, when you see the top after it cracks it looks like polished granite to me. It likely split apart due to a combination of poor handling during the lift, being struck by that brace at the break point, and impurities weakening the slab.

EDIT: vv Yeah, the cut is really bad too.

Platystemon posted:

It was weakened by having a huge notch taken out of it at its midpoint. That is the most critical place on the whole slab.

BeatmstrJ couldn't have hosed it up more.


Makes sense. Thank you both.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Proteus Jones posted:

It likely split apart due to a combination of poor handling during the lift, being struck by that brace at the break point, and impurities weakening the slab.

It didn't strike the brace until well after it was broken, and that brace wasn't even screwed into place. It broke because that giant cut-out left it too weak to bear its own weight when rotated to horizontal while only being supported at either end.

Edit: or that vvvvv

GotLag fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Nov 4, 2020

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



I'm fairly certain that's marble. They hosed up in multiple places. The sink is unfortunately placed but if that's the design, you kind of have to figure it out.

They made multiple errors. They should have immediately set it down when bearded hat guy hosed up on the lift. It was airpods that broke the top though, when he drops the top onto the corner like that.

How I (as someone who does this for my job) would have done it would have been to roll it up to the edge of the 2 little wing walls on the counter, leaned it against the wing walls.
Have one person on each side and one in the middle lift simultaneously and pivot the top to horizontal using the wing walls as the pivot point, and then slide it into place that way. The guy in the middle would be doing most of the lifting, the guys on the side are basically spotters.

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

AFewBricksShy posted:

I'm fairly certain that's marble. They hosed up in multiple places. The sink is unfortunately placed but if that's the design, you kind of have to figure it out.

They made multiple errors. They should have immediately set it down when bearded hat guy hosed up on the lift. It was airpods that broke the top though, when he drops the top onto the corner like that.

How I (as someone who does this for my job) would have done it would have been to roll it up to the edge of the 2 little wing walls on the counter, leaned it against the wing walls.
Have one person on each side and one in the middle lift simultaneously and pivot the top to horizontal using the wing walls as the pivot point, and then slide it into place that way. The guy in the middle would be doing most of the lifting, the guys on the side are basically spotters.

How expensive would you estimate their fuckup to be?

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



5-800 for the slab (this could easily double depending on what the stone actually is), maybe the same for shop labor. Laminations are loving annoying to do. There's not really a machine that you can buy that makes them quicker, it's a lot of hand work, and from the look of it it's a true miter, which means it takes a little more time to make sure everything looks right.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Looks like some craziness from that Thirty Seconds to Mars video (but taller):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTMrlHHVx8A

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007


WHY ARE YOU FILMING VERTICALLY YOU STUPID gently caress

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



ever-expanding :stonklol:

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

There's also a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCyt-sIMym0

Ika
Dec 30, 2004
Pure insanity

Empty Sandwich posted:

can you please tell me more about this

it sounds amazing

Years and years ago he ran a shop making custom bicycles, and now he's doing it as a hobby. I think the chain goes from the pedals on top to where the pedals normally are, and then there is a second chain going from there to the back wheel so he can pivot the entire contraption. I haven't been in the office for ages otherwise I'd grab some pics, I'll try to remember to next time I am there.

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

AFewBricksShy posted:

I'm fairly certain that's marble. They hosed up in multiple places. The sink is unfortunately placed but if that's the design, you kind of have to figure it out.

They made multiple errors. They should have immediately set it down when bearded hat guy hosed up on the lift. It was airpods that broke the top though, when he drops the top onto the corner like that.

How I (as someone who does this for my job) would have done it would have been to roll it up to the edge of the 2 little wing walls on the counter, leaned it against the wing walls.
Have one person on each side and one in the middle lift simultaneously and pivot the top to horizontal using the wing walls as the pivot point, and then slide it into place that way. The guy in the middle would be doing most of the lifting, the guys on the side are basically spotters.

I might've bought or rented a drywall jack or something and used that to lift the slab. That way the start position for the lift is above that poke point. Then everyone can focus on corner and edge positioning instead of height and it becomes a game of slowly lowering the piece into place.

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Is there a reason it has to be installed in one gigantic piece, other than aesthetics?

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