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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
trump has been saying he's gonna steal the election for literally months, of course he's doing the thing he said he would

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

lol

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

forgot to punish myself for failing my toxx

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Bearjew posted:

we are truly in hell

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

see you guys tomorrow

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

Vermain posted:

the easiest strat is to simply describe your policies as a return to the original, founding ideals of america and paint the opposition's policies as corrupted and perverse

I think the key is that the terms "democratic party", "left", and "liberal" are poisoned in the minds of those people
"progressive" is on its way too thanks to people like Cruz and his friends

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

triple sulk posted:

lol there's no getting off mr trumps wild ride

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
my understanding is that fox news called arizona for biden before anyone else did and they have not retracted it despite Trump's explicit request, so the one actual wager I made on this election is looking pretty good

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

hmmm this seems bad

lol

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

lol nevermind Republicans are backing him on this one, they're gonna find a way to throw out the votes

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Admiral Ray posted:

trump has been saying he's gonna steal the election for literally months, of course he's doing the thing he said he would

No. You see, Biden was going to win in a landslide, with a clear mandate against Trump's racist fascist agenda, which would have prevented such an attempt.

I blame polls.

Marie Furie
Nov 11, 2016

lol at bill stepien saying they’re in a “very good position” to win

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Funk In Shoe
Apr 20, 2008

Waiting in line, Mr. Haydon told me it is a wheel not meant for lovers but for infants, lifting people and letting them swing, putting the world on display from up high

last night I was leading often solidly in many states and, today, Barron is suddenly 9 feet tall and showing me a drawing he made of himself w. boobs ?????

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Admiral Ray posted:

biden has 69 million votes right now

nice

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
https://twitter.com/numbersmuncher/status/1323983870849593350?s=21

where is that god drat plane

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
last night i was pooping, often solidly

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



chuds were just so goddamned horny to vote for trump

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Funk In Shoe posted:

lol the dude loves big surprise dumps

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


throw polling into the garbage

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Harrow posted:

lol nevermind Republicans are backing him on this one, they're gonna find a way to throw out the votes

which elected officials are backing him on this

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Bearjew posted:

chuds were just so goddamned horny to vote for trump

by the end of the day they will be feeling mightily bold

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Joementum posted:

last night i was pooping, often solidly

many such case(ings)s

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Bearjew posted:

chuds were just so goddamned horny to vote for trump

Hi did you know America is full of racist fascists?

Funk In Shoe
Apr 20, 2008

Waiting in line, Mr. Haydon told me it is a wheel not meant for lovers but for infants, lifting people and letting them swing, putting the world on display from up high

Joementum posted:

last night i was pooping, often solidly

owned again by big mysterious dumps!

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Bearjew posted:

chuds were just so goddamned horny to vote for trump

turnout seems to indicate that we were all horny for the vote

turnip kid
May 24, 2010
So are we melting down over Trump stealing the election or Biden winning a narrow victory, forever dooming the Democrats? I’m having trouble following some of you.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


trump destroying the poll economy is legit good

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


:rip: blue bobcats

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Last night I was pooping, often solidly, in many key bathrooms, in almost all instances Democrat run & controlled. Then, one by one, they started to magically disappear as surprise dumps were counted. VERY STRANGE, and the “pollsters” got it completely & historically wrong!

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

D1E posted:

Hi did you know America is full of racist fascists?

did anyone ever tell you your posts loving suck?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



He is outright trying to get elections officials killed

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


polls are loving O V E R

Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

turnip kid posted:

So are we melting down over Trump stealing the election or Biden winning a narrow victory, forever dooming the Democrats? I’m having trouble following some of you.

yes

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

Polo-Rican posted:

the real pro move is to dump a bunch of sofrito in the rice as well

good point, goya makes many fine products including sofrito

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

D1E posted:

No. You see, Biden was going to win in a landslide, with a clear mandate against Trump's racist fascist agenda, which would have prevented such an attempt.

I blame polls.

i can't say exactly what i expected on the electoral college since i never made a map or anything, but i for sure didn't think that trump would get 66+ million votes.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1324005816727457795

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

schnorkles please be safe. your wife and child need you. you are a good person even if the polls were bad.

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