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im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis
trun

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Zyme
Aug 15, 2000

lovin it

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Chinatown posted:

Its official now













America needs to die.

always has been

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


north dakota elected a dead guy

he died a month ago so this wasn't even some surprise twist thing lol

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

I stand by it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELcll_LPwcQ

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

PoontifexMacksimus posted:

Wasn't he both a molester and an ideologically empty grifter

sorta. the sexual assault allegation was retracted so maybe he wasn't a molester and he participated in DSA SF for at least 2 years so maybe wasn't ideologically empty. There's a lot of talk about how terrible a person he is among the women that worked for him, but no one has made any sexual misconduct allegations. What is known for sure is that he was a lovely and extremely demanding boss who made his campaign manager work 80+ hour weeks every week she worked for him and also made her manage his (consensual) polygamous relationships so that he could get laid on the reg and other women staffers also had to work more than 40 hours a week and were mistreated while dude staffers were treated better and allowed to work more normal schedules.

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

In 2024 if the GOP doesn’t run Trump they’re just going to run a candidate who will double down on everything

And they’ll win

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009
sorry guys, i didn't vote :cry:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Atrocious Joe posted:

The is validated when you look at what voters top 5 issues were:

1. SNL hiring decisions
2. Legalizing slurs
3. Protections for talking like an ethnic stereotype
4. Witten Saga
5. Being Gay With Your Dad

the GOP has secured the vital failed comedian demographic, austin & brooklyn are lost forever to the dems

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


I think Covid helped trump

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Fallen Hamprince posted:

white college male, age 30:


white college male, age 35:


white college male, age 40:


white college male, age 45:

white males were the only demographic that voted less for Trump in this election than the last

the trump coalition was women + bipoc

come up with a new idea

Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by

euphronius posted:

I think Covid helped trump

i think so too

the chuds love bitching about masks and are freedoms

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009

TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

Wondering if Zizek still thinks Trump was “worth the risk”

he succishly advocated for biden

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


A socialist carpetbagger running as a republican purely for the (R) tag to fool chuds into using they are branes on an inclusive leftist platform would win all 50 states if they could somehow make it through the primary without getting hooted and hollared out

Those fox national exit polls in opinions re: masks, racism, etc are lolworthy

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

I think Covid helped trump

It made 75% of the Democratic vote mail-in ballots. There now appear to be massive numbers of them just sitting in warehouses never to be opened or delivered.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
i see 'electing a dead guy' and raise you:
https://twitter.com/joesonka/status/1323781150737866752

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Looks like Peters could win the Senate in Michigan, but at best they will have 49 seats if Warnock wins the special election

lol Collins jfc what happened

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
there are a lot of religious non white people who will vote against their best interests because gay marriage and abortions just like there are a lot of religious white people who will vote against their best interest because gay marriage and abortions

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

fermun posted:

sorta. the sexual assault allegation was retracted so maybe he wasn't a molester and he participated in DSA SF for at least 2 years so maybe wasn't ideologically empty. There's a lot of talk about how terrible a person he is among the women that worked for him, but no one has made any sexual misconduct allegations. What is known for sure is that he was a lovely and extremely demanding boss who made his campaign manager work 80+ hour weeks every week she worked for him and also made her manage his (consensual) polygamous relationships so that he could get laid on the reg and other women staffers also had to work more than 40 hours a week and were mistreated while dude staffers were treated better and allowed to work more normal schedules.

having a relationship manager is the only way for polyamory to work tbf

if they didn't want the campaign to explode into poly drama, that was a good use of resources

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
So Biden is barely going to squeak by a legitimate win? Holey loving hell what a useless party.

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

quote:

The commander of American troops in Afghanistan, Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal, and his aides were quoted privately mocking several government officials. One McChrystal aide referred to Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. using the phrase “bite me.”

An angry President Barack Obama promptly fired the general, putting an end to a storied career that had included running the military’s most secretive Special Operations missions and the American-led war effort in Afghanistan.


Just randomly remembering this

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Jay-V posted:

sorry guys, i didn't vote :cry:

then you can't complain when biden starts a war!!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
say the line bart

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008

Jay-V posted:

he succishly advocated for biden

This makes him look even worse after last night imo

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
wow looks like the "gotta get more racist" strategy is actually a winning one

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


euphronius posted:

I think Covid helped trump

I mean if it turns out that the USPS dumped a fuckton of ballots than this would be undeniably true.

sliami
Apr 28, 2018




You should sit

Minion of Freya
Jan 2, 2017
Am I still drunk or are we heading for EC tie?

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



Do it ironically posted:

there are a lot of religious non white people who will vote against their best interests because gay marriage and abortions just like there are a lot of religious white people who will vote against their best interest because gay marriage and abortions

Turns out enforcing their belief system is an interest :shrug:

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Minion of Freya posted:

Am I still drunk or are we heading for EC tie?

It'll be 270-268 then a faithless elector will probably make it a tie lmao

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Any demographic explainers know how safe NV really is at this point?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Minion of Freya posted:

Am I still drunk or are we heading for EC tie?

nebraskas extra EC robbed us of a tie :negative:

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

I'm still hungover and this was a good own lol

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


the yeti posted:

Turns out enforcing their belief system is an interest :shrug:

next you're going to tell me that politics is just organizing groups along lines of shared beliefs and interests, like religion, in order to steer society

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

fermun posted:

sorta. the sexual assault allegation was retracted so maybe he wasn't a molester and he participated in DSA SF for at least 2 years so maybe wasn't ideologically empty. There's a lot of talk about how terrible a person he is among the women that worked for him, but no one has made any sexual misconduct allegations. What is known for sure is that he was a lovely and extremely demanding boss who made his campaign manager work 80+ hour weeks every week she worked for him and also made her manage his (consensual) polygamous relationships so that he could get laid on the reg and other women staffers also had to work more than 40 hours a week and were mistreated while dude staffers were treated better and allowed to work more normal schedules.

so... total bullshit office politics? ngl, "manage his relationships" sounds like them really stretching out adding some lunch and dinner appointments to an outlook calendar to me, based on how everything else in this story was stretched

this is why you should check out on cancel culture, everybody, lmao

Mirthless has issued a correction as of 17:19 on Nov 4, 2020

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
Biden will will Nevada but his margin there is pathetic

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


euphronius posted:

I think Covid helped trump

i think it lowered the bar for him a bit. it also made dems largely switch to a much more easily disenfranchised means of voting, but then without a huge early VBM, dems probably would have faced 12+ hours lines at the polls.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Justin Tyme posted:

A socialist carpetbagger running as a republican purely for the (R) tag to fool chuds into using they are branes on an inclusive leftist platform would win all 50 states if they could somehow make it through the primary without getting hooted and hollared out

Those fox national exit polls in opinions re: masks, racism, etc are lolworthy

Their party colour is already red.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


a democrat lost to a literal corpse

2020 would have been incomplete without particularly humiliating scenario

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
2020 election strategy:

Step 1: hire goons to stuff the ballot boxes for Biden
Step 2: tweet a bunch of poo poo about how the election is rigged
Step 3: sue biden and expose the blatantly obvious ballot box stuffing
Step 4: throw him in jail
Step 5: continue to be president

twoday has issued a correction as of 17:20 on Nov 4, 2020

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