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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://twitter.com/jessicakiang/status/1324107652327264258?s=21

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Bideo James posted:

i claim the logoff button

I claim all of TCC

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020
a verritable forest of claims & dumps

they were def gonna use that in marketing god it woulda been obnoxious

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Eleven Eleven posted:

He's literally trying to do a Coup via Twitter without the support of any major Elected officials in his own Party.

Literally just him and Rudy trying to use the Power of Positive Thinking to win the Election.

The Secret!

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Cowpocalypse posted:

god I hope Trump declares victory immediately after Biden declares victory

what if they just share the oval office

clockwork chaos
Sep 15, 2009




Glimm posted:

pretty sure mcconnell's flesh is rotting and he won't be around for the Biden admin

They can subsist on spite alone

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

lmao the prez said secret dumps

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

https://twitter.com/rickyftw/status/1324103850484068353?s=20

They found 300000 votes in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

does anyone have that picture of Hugh Jackman bathed in yellow light and witnessing divinity?

that captures the final crack-ping attainment

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

lol hereby

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

i dunno if rudy is losing the ability to not slur everything he says but he sounds drunk again

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I hereby claim the Arby's at 3rd and Roosevelt.

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

HOLY poo poo PEEP THEM TWEETS NOW THEYRE EDITED

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Eleven Eleven posted:

He's literally trying to do a Coup via Twitter without the support of any major Elected officials in his own Party.

Literally just him and Rudy trying to use the Power of Positive Thinking to win the Election.

It's a bold move for sure, but it just might work

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

DryGoods posted:

pictured MAGA Troopers securing Insertion Site Bravo




the biggest fuckin dweebs

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I'm secretly dumping a ballot rn iykwim

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
lmao at thinkign trump is going to create a transition team for biden you're hosed joe

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



grab the states by their electoral votes

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Lol twitter mark his tweets

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Eleven Eleven posted:

He's literally trying to do a Coup via Twitter without the support of any major Elected officials in his own Party.

Literally just him and Rudy trying to use the Power of Positive Thinking to win the Election.

lol, just lmfao, if you thought trump was going to do or could even conceive of the work required to do a coup

Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

DryGoods posted:

where are the Trump Militias? why aren't they storming state capitals? where are the Trump Caravans?

any time now!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Flu the coup

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
why aren't helicopters delivering ICE Agents to capture Joe Biden? when does Trump give the signal for the First Wave?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol my mom just called me because she just got off work and is worried that rump will win and doesn't want to watch or listen to the news and she knows that i mainline it to ask me what's going on

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans


lmao

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

I like that our system falls apart if one side doesn't concede

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

DryGoods posted:

why aren't helicopters delivering ICE Agents to capture Joe Biden? when does Trump give the signal for the First Wave?

my phone vibrated but it was a text from my mom

Augus
Mar 9, 2015




wow, great work jack

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

You gotta follow this up with actually doing something. Wield some state violence to take over polling places or something

lol he never will cause he's a little bitch

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

the popes toes posted:

Biden win is already emboldening van driving Walmart kid snatchers, YOU KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN, please watch your children!

I just looked down and an antifa was lighting my shoe on fire. It's loving out of control.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006





(the computer wasn't too far off with this 8:30pm prediction; Eisenhower ended up winning 39 states)

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



i'm waiting. go ahead and shove teh polls in my rear end so i can see how sick you are. you disgust me

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Incredible.

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

MasterSitsu posted:

https://twitter.com/rickyftw/status/1324103850484068353?s=20

They found 300000 votes in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

imagine letting donald trump get you this worked up

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

this is the lowest energy coup in history

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
gently caress it just let Mitch be president he’s the only one who won anything

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


haha

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SmokeATecmoBowl
Nov 9, 2006


https://i.imgur.com/EwhHr6l.mp4

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