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Thanks for all the Christmas dinner tips, everyone. I’ll definitely consider them. To be honest, I’ll probably try to recreate the dinner my now-dead Mum used to make, though probably with a turkey crown as suggested. Is there even a cavity to stuff with a crown though?
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yeah but you end up on epstein's list.
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Nov 5, 2020 03:47
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I don't know about money but having some ham really cheers up a christmas dinner. Just buy a few slices.
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Nov 5, 2020 09:07
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Comrade Fakename posted:Thanks for all the Christmas dinner tips, everyone. I’ll definitely consider them. To be honest, I’ll probably try to recreate the dinner my now-dead Mum used to make, though probably with a turkey crown as suggested. Is there even a cavity to stuff with a crown though? If it’s a fully boneless butterflied crown it’s easily stuffable, not sure about ones with bones.
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Nov 5, 2020 09:16
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NotJustANumber99 posted:might mush together my wet bread in a minute 
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Nov 5, 2020 09:28
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All the people saying that they don't like stuffing, have you ever had actual stuffing instead of that dried pasty crap? That paxo stuff is vile but actual stuffing is the food of the gods. What's better than sausagemeat, bread and herbs?
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Nov 5, 2020 09:35
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Paxo4life I could eat that poo poo for days. I don't care if it's just sage, dust and water.
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Nov 5, 2020 09:44
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Pork and sage stuffing and white grape schloer are the only mainstays of Christmas for me
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Nov 5, 2020 10:59
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mediaphage posted:i fail to see how since looking at the back of the bag of paxo makes it sound identical. the difference looks mostly to be in the crumb size but that stuff and stove top are basically identical He might be thinking of cornbread dressing I think? But even regular Stovetop is definitely different to ours in texture. Also, no balls.
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Nov 5, 2020 11:15
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JollyBoyJohn posted:Pork and sage stuffing and white grape schloer are the only mainstays of Christmas for me ASDA used to do an absolutely gorgeous fizzy red grape juice in a glass bottle but I think they stopped it and now I'm sad.
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Nov 5, 2020 11:18
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I wonder what would happen if you carbonated Sainsbury's red grape juice not from concentrate in a Soda Stream (using pub gas, so as not to further occupy Palestina).
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Nov 5, 2020 11:45
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When you're finished with your roast chicken or turkey, roast the carcass again with some veggies until it's brown, then simmer it for a day and get nice broth. Then cook tortellini in it so you have tortellini in brodo. Delicious and pretty easy if you're working from home. (Also I've started making bolognese sauce with chopped up pork shoulder instead of beef mince and it's both cheaper and tastier. So there.) Guavanaut posted:I wonder what would happen if you carbonated Sainsbury's red grape juice not from concentrate in a Soda Stream (using pub gas, so as not to further occupy Palestina). I wonder if you could do this biosynthetically with something like a Saccharomyces.
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Nov 5, 2020 11:45
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*wining intensifies*
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Nov 5, 2020 11:49
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Aside from the xmas dinner, I also then like having some really nice meat/cheese/bread/pickles/etc for laying out a spread in the evening- I enjoy it more than the roast and that's saying something because I loving love me a roast Think I will probably do pork belly as the main this year though, now I have perfected crackling
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Nov 5, 2020 11:54
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Aldi woman: You've forgot the pound in your trolley! Me: I don't use a pound, I've got this key (shows key) Her: (suddenly loud) YOU AREN'T MEANT TO HAVE THAT IT'S A SECURITY KEY Me: It's... off a can of corned beef Her: GIVE IT ME OR I'LL GET SECURITY Me: *gets in car, leaves* She scurried back inside to get, I assume, Tom the security guy. Am I going to prison?
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Nov 5, 2020 11:55
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Is this Aldi woman a worker or just a random shopper
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Nov 5, 2020 11:57
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No, it was a superhero
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Nov 5, 2020 11:59
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She is a worker although the only work I've ever seen her do is shout "Can you go to till [X] please?" while looking cross
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Nov 5, 2020 12:00
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You can buy multipacks of them off ebay? They're not like fire keys where they might at least try to check who you are before selling you them.
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Nov 5, 2020 12:00
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In what way did the "security key" come with a can of corned beef? Was it a free giveaway of a trolley token, or is it like the ringpull? We need to know!
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Nov 5, 2020 12:01
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I assume it's something like this: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/201100255198?var=500275957764&mkevt=1&mkcid=28&chn=ps Except possibly made out of a corned beef tin key.
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Nov 5, 2020 12:02
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Your should give it to her next time, then immediately pull out another one.
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Nov 5, 2020 12:02
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It's just one of these! I didn't know it was lillegal!
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Nov 5, 2020 12:03
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OwlFancier posted:Adonis is kind of special, he's like the ultimate centrist. Any useful descriptive word, one that describes some people and not others, can be an insult. You just need to use it about one of the people it _doesn’t_ describe. Ideally, in the full knowledge that you are being deliberately wrong, as a demonstration of the fact that they have no power to correct you. It becomes a slur when the useful meaning is lost in favour of the insulting one, so you can’t even use it accurately without implied insult. Centrist isn’t a slur, so calling Adonis a centrist is no more an insult that calling Corbyn a socialist, or Hitler a Nazi. But there are plenty of people who would recognise the intended insult if you used any of those words about them.
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Nov 5, 2020 12:05
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Sanford posted:She is a worker although the only work I've ever seen her do is shout "Can you go to till [X] please?" while looking cross I wouldn't shop at that Lidl again if i was you
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Nov 5, 2020 12:06
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Sanford posted:It's just one of these! I didn't know it was lillegal! It is kind of funny if the corned beef keys are the exact right size to work as trolley keys lol.
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Nov 5, 2020 12:08
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Sanford posted:Aldi woman: You've forgot the pound in your trolley! Not only is this illegal but by writing it on the forums you've made us all culpable under Section 58 of the Terrorism Act 2000, "to collect or make a record of information of a kind likely to be useful to a person committing or preparing an act of terrorism, or to possess a document or record containing information of that kind. The maximum sentence in respect of s58 is 10 years' imprisonment." Mods?!
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Nov 5, 2020 12:10
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OwlFancier posted:It is kind of funny if the corned beef keys are the exact right size to work as trolley keys lol. Works on trolleys configured for pounds, euros, and the Bulgarian Lev. I haven’t tried it elsewhere.
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Nov 5, 2020 12:10
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Arrest forums poster Sanford for going equipped for theft or burglary under the Theft Act 1968, s.25. imo. That's a universal corned beef key, it could be used to open anyone's tin of corned beef, even those that don't belong to him, highly sus.
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Nov 5, 2020 12:12
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This is the last thing Jeffrey of yospos needs
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Nov 5, 2020 12:13
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The big supermarket here gives trolley keys away free because who carries coins in the Year of Our Coronavirus 2020?
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Nov 5, 2020 12:14
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Niric posted:Not only is this illegal but by writing it on the forums you've made us all culpable under Section 58 of the Terrorism Act 2000, "to collect or make a record of information of a kind likely to be useful to a person committing or preparing an act of terrorism, or to possess a document or record containing information of that kind. The maximum sentence in respect of s58 is 10 years' imprisonment."
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Nov 5, 2020 12:15
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The real trick would be getting one that also lets you open the tray from the back.
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Nov 5, 2020 12:18
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Reminds me of the time I got pulled over by Eurostar security because they'd seen a "train key" on the X-ray. They were highly suspicious when I said I didn't know what that was. Like of course I must know what it is, since I have one in my luggage, and therefore am either a railway employee or a terrorist. It turned out to be my Leatherman, which was fine to take on!
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Nov 5, 2020 12:18
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*extremely middle class voice* I say do they really trust you so little at your supermarkets? At Waitrose I just grab a trolley and use it
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Nov 5, 2020 12:21
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Bobstar posted:It turned out to be my Leatherman, which was fine to take on! how did they mistake your gimp for it?
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Nov 5, 2020 12:21
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Were you or were you not, Mr. Sanford, carrying an article that, should I have left my back door unlocked, as the man on the Clapham Common may reasonably do, allow you to gain access to my ordinarily secure tins of delicious corned beef? And were you or were you not, about in public and using said tool in place of the Queen's Sterling, with intent to commit a dishonesty offence against an innocent trolley? No further questions my lord.
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Nov 5, 2020 12:22
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Soricidus posted:*extremely middle class voice* I say do they really trust you so little at your supermarkets? At Waitrose I just grab a trolley and use it Funnily lidls/aldis seem to use the coins, while asdas just let you grab them or they have perimeter systems that lock the trolley if you try to take it out of the car park. I have never seen a waitrose so I don't know what they use.
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Nov 5, 2020 12:23
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You have to stuff a share certificate from a FTSE Blue Chip in the trolley.
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God damnit now I'm trying to look up the specifications for the rear locks to see if I can make a thing that would let me unlock trolleys at will. I don't even have a reason to want to do that I just want to see if I can.
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