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cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Betting pool on how many months into Biden's presidency before he's putting a medal around Trump's neck

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snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

cohsae posted:

Betting pool on how many months into Biden's presidency before he's putting a medal around Trump's neck

months? hes gonna do it in jan assuming he wins.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/Struggle_Tweet/status/1324179641179926530?s=19

If a business can cut all it's minimum wage employees hours in half it would have done that a long time ago.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
The IOSM is coming from inside the thread.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/Struggle_Tweet/status/1324179641179926530?s=19

If a business can cut all it's minimum wage employees hours in half it would have done that a long time ago.

Can confirm, would work 40-60 hours a week for min wage, then have my hours cut to almost 0 so I didn't fall in the dreaded "minimum hours needed for benefits" zone.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

Cythereal posted:

The IOSM is coming from inside the thread.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

You would have an extra 20 hours a week to get another job, start your own business, spend time with friends and family. Doesn't see challenging to me.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I just figure most people who really need an extra fifty bucks can figure out how to get an extra fifty bucks with an extra twenty hours of free time.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

I should be drinking apple juice and vodka.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Yes, I do have an erection again.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Excited that a wave of distrust and hatred toward anyone who looked vaguely middle eastern was about to start? Well if you insist

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug

Skwirl posted:

Quarantine beard.

Hey, if a "depressed lesbian" feels the need to pretend to be straight with a fake male partner, just to get through 2020, I am not going to judge. It's been a tough year on everyone.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Hurp durp ANTIFA are the real Nazis durp durp.
(In a fan group for a punk band)


Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Skwirl posted:

Quarantine beard.
Or is it a denial beard :thunk:

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

Teach posted:

Hey, if a "depressed lesbian" feels the need to pretend to be straight with a fake male partner, just to get through 2020, I am not going to judge. It's been a tough year on everyone.

that sounds more like a temporarily embarassed lesbian

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Or is it a denial beard :thunk:

For sure

"of course I'm a guy, just look at my beard, ahaha" *thinks about skirts for two hours*

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Skwirl posted:

Quarantine beard.

Speaking as a quarantine lesbian - not a difference

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

bony tony posted:

For sure

"of course I'm a guy, just look at my beard, ahaha" *thinks about skirts for two hours*
Trans woman in denial or newsboy sneaking into a speakeasy?

Splicer has a new favorite as of 11:44 on Nov 5, 2020

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Did the first plane not tip you off?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

OwlFancier posted:

Did the first plane not tip you off?

With the first plane everyone assumed it was a terrible accident.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

“To lose one plane may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.”

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
No one knew it was on purpose until the second plane hit. Anyone who claims otherwise is either misremembering the day or was complicit in the attacks.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
What if you're forgetting you were complicit in the attacks

e: I am not George W Bush

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Surprised everyone didn’t dress up as antifa for Halloween, it’s the scariest imaginary monster ever

Procrastine
Mar 30, 2011




Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Are we sure? From what trump said McCain’s in hell

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Thank you cody for that absolutely horrifying image.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Inceltown posted:

You would have an extra 20 hours a week to get another job, start your own business, spend time with friends and family. Doesn't see challenging to me.

Not to mention that 20 extra hours of free time can save you money in some cases. Not needing to pay as much for babysitters or other childcare if you have kids, since now you have time for them yourself. Having the time to do more time-consuming but budget-conscious cooking of big batches of food at once. And so on.

Hell, if I had another 20 hours of free time per week without losing any wages, I can guarantee you that I'd be spending less money across the board, and that's from noted socialist hellhole Denmark.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
https://twitter.com/marksandspencer/status/1324300740035313666?s=20

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

OwlFancier posted:

Thank you cody for that absolutely horrifying image.

The assumption that john mccain would be in heaven is somehow more horrifying, to me

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Heaven probably has pretty good anti-aircraft artillery

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Just count yourself lucky that deep fake videos aren't yet easy enough to make for him to have made one to illustrate his point.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Splicer posted:

Trans woman in denial

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Context: a cartoon squirrel has 2 dads

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Biplane posted:

The assumption that john mccain would be in heaven is somehow more horrifying, to me

All the cool people go to hell so yeah, I can believe it.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

FirstAidKite posted:

Context: a cartoon squirrel has 2 dads



Chuk is right. Make way for Chuk.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

OwlFancier posted:

All the cool people go to hell so yeah, I can believe it.

Heaven don’t want me, hell says I make them uncomfortable.

I hope he’s in limbo and has to pee real bad.

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Oct 15, 2012

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider

mng posted:

Chuk is right. Make way for Chuk.

Gud Luk Chuk

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