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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol what happens if Trump refuses to hand over the nuclear codes? how long would it take the DoD to fix that situation?

the codes are actually generated new daily and are part of the president's daily security briefing, the president is required to memorize the correct code from a list of false codes

trump probably has not been able to remotely initiate a nuclear strike his entire presidency

the president can still initiate a nuclear strike from the situation room or from an equivalently secure communications center without requiring the codes, so he can still initiate nuclear strikes, but he won't be using the football

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Reiley
Dec 16, 2007


Just sent a couple more ballots in to help move things along.

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
I tried v*ting super early. I'm still trying. Think I still have time?

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


imagine if democrat meant anything

Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug

Durf posted:

he's doom pilled

good attitude to have honestly

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Tom Gorman posted:

i mean i voted like eleven times i dunno what the big deal is

kanye thanks you

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Zeriel posted:

Biden's going to have to sweep the white house for any stray trumps when he moves in. I bet there at least a couple left behind in a secret room somewhere.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKZtZJ_3Kkw

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов

Der Meister posted:

imagine if democrat meant anything

it means "..."

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Anyone got eyes on those militia groups? How are they taking all of this

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Durf posted:

he's doom pilled

he doesnt need to worry, no one will be able to read it beneath the mountain of human poo poo covering his grave

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...




pennsylvania was just called

































FOR KANYE!!!!!!!!!!!!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Gringostar posted:

apparently trumpers thought it would be fun to vote super early and then again on tuesday with a provisional ballot so those are taking a long time to cross reference so they're not double counted

also that's literally election fraud which gets you disenfranchised lol

trump was telling supporters to do this too lmao

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Google Butt posted:

wait did they actually do that

yes, at least in nevada but i wouldn't doubt there were facebook groups coordinating this in other states

this is also why it's taking so unbelievably long to count votes in NV

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
vote early vote often

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


boroda posted:

I tried v*ting super early. I'm still trying. Think I still have time?

that depends, how many votes do you have left to cast?

if it is just 1, you are too late

if you have about 1200 trummot votes go right ahead!

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



SpaceGoku posted:

the codes are actually generated new daily and are part of the president's daily security briefing, the president is required to memorize the correct code from a list of false codes

trump probably has not been able to remotely initiate a nuclear strike his entire presidency

the president can still initiate a nuclear strike from the situation room or from an equivalently secure communications center without requiring the codes, so he can still initiate nuclear strikes, but he won't be using the football

there's no way trump remembers to wipe his rear end much less some numbers. probalby has post-it notes everywhere with the codes on them scattered around

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Tom Gorman posted:

i mean i voted like eleven times i dunno what the big deal is

yeah, this guy gets it. you just gotta know the limits of the law. if you live near a state border, you can vote, cross the state lines, that resets your counter, then come back in, and you can vote again. repeat as much as you want

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Reality Protester posted:

trump was telling supporters to do this too lmao

lol ya he actually was

Flooger
Dec 26, 2004

Johnny Joestar posted:

pennsylvania was just called

































FOR KANYE!!!!!!!!!!!!


im one of the 10,000 tennesseans who voted for yeezy

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Unperson_47 posted:

there's no way trump remembers to wipe his rear end much less some numbers. probalby has post-it notes everywhere with the codes on them scattered around

mynuclearcodes.xls

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Unperson_47 posted:

there's no way trump remembers to wipe his rear end much less some numbers. probalby has post-it notes everywhere with the codes on them scattered around

he makes Barron memorize the daily nuke codes you can find them by looking at Barron's minecraft world seeds

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Lpzie posted:

yeah, this guy gets it. you just gotta know the limits of the law. if you live near a state border, you can vote, cross the state lines, that resets your counter, then come back in, and you can vote again. repeat as much as you want

it's like rolling back your odometer by going in reverse

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Unperson_47 posted:

there's no way trump remembers to wipe his rear end much less some numbers. probalby has post-it notes everywhere with the codes on them scattered around

We have been saying the codes all along.

TRUMO!

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

SpaceGoku posted:

the codes are actually generated new daily and are part of the president's daily security briefing, the president is required to memorize the correct code from a list of false codes

trump probably has not been able to remotely initiate a nuclear strike his entire presidency

the president can still initiate a nuclear strike from the situation room or from an equivalently secure communications center without requiring the codes, so he can still initiate nuclear strikes, but he won't be using the football

“Todays code? Easy: Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV.”

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Gringostar posted:

apparently trumpers thought it would be fun to vote super early and then again on tuesday with a provisional ballot so those are taking a long time to cross reference so they're not double counted

also that's literally election fraud which gets you disenfranchised lol

do you have a source for this? because that's loving lmao

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
p[pptmrmurmp


TRURPM!@"

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Gringostar posted:

apparently trumpers thought it would be fun to vote super early and then again on tuesday with a provisional ballot so those are taking a long time to cross reference so they're not double counted

also that's literally election fraud which gets you disenfranchised lol

https://mobile.twitter.com/dcpoll/status/1324570794337460224

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...




Flooger posted:

im one of the 10,000 tennesseans who voted for yeezy

as a fellow tennessean i'm very much aware as to how much a vote is worth in the state

georgia may be flipping blue but we never will lmao

Flooger
Dec 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1323914087340781569?s=19

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов

DarkEuphoria posted:

that depends, how many votes do you have left to cast?

if it is just 1, you are too late

if you have about 1200 trummot votes go right ahead!

truan
thip
trias
truos
tope
tibbop
tullo
tnicoo
thuap

it's not 1200 but it'll have to do.

also I'm allocating these to DC. gotta boost the ~5% in his home state

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Memento posted:

And as usual the only actual fraud has been republican voters

I really think votes cast between places like FL/NY and AZ/midwest need to be cross referenced because I'll bet there are a ton of snowbird chuds who cast ballots in both spots

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin


WITNESS ME

*drives to philly from wilkes-barre*

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
Isn't the nuke code literally like 00000000

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Donkwich posted:

Isn't the nuke code literally like 00000000

smashthestate

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Donkwich posted:

Isn't the nuke code literally like 00000000

that's to launch them manually from the silos

i wish i was making that up

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Donkwich posted:

Isn't the nuke code literally like 00000000

it was for the grunt hunters in the missile silos

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Utz posted:



WITNESS ME

*drives to philly from wilkes-barre*

oh drat is this one of that family that was goign to phillly with ars and a shitton of ammo?

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Utz posted:



WITNESS ME

*drives to philly from wilkes-barre*

another 100 dollar gold-foil trump burger loving satisfied customer.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

wow, pic of cumshitter's office/business hole. that's a trump thread deep cut

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Bip Roberts posted:

smashthestate

smashmoutheatthenuke

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