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Data Graham posted:OK yeah, that Omologata I can deffo get behind. It's screaming "250 GTO" in my face and I love that. Of course, *that's* the design they choose to make only one of, so who cares?
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Terrible car stuff you say? what the gently caress
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Does that racecar have a front mounted v6 or is it an i3? Or is it delivering a birthday cake?
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Nov 6, 2020 11:08
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I have no idea what's going on in that image. Car with a chute. A bridge. A man under the bridge.
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Nov 6, 2020 11:10
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It's supposed to be a metaphor for how the last sprint went. I ... think we were supposed to think of things that corresponded to like, the car (things that moved us forward), or the chute (things that held us back), or the bridge (???), or the guy in the pit (??????) You know, an easily relatable situation we've all been in. Driving our racecar over a bridge so we don't fall in and kill some guy. I was trying to figure out why the engine was in the front or why the assumption was that the chute was like, always deployed and dragging behind you, or whether an F1 car would even be able to get over an arched bridge like that, and nobody else could make heads or tails of it either and we gave up fake edit: in a scrum retro many years ago Data Graham fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Nov 6, 2020 |
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Nov 6, 2020 14:46
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I thought it was a formula 1 cake delivery service that got delayed by a bump in the road and had to panic stop, so it's not actually faster than a normal delivery van.
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Nov 6, 2020 14:50
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Data Graham posted:It's supposed to be a metaphor for how the last sprint went. I ... think we were supposed to think of things that corresponded to like, the car (things that moved us forward), or the chute (things that held us back), or the bridge (???), or the guy in the pit (??????) Yup, still no clue what any of this is about.
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Nov 6, 2020 14:58
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I've always taken issue with the MVP analogy where you start with a skateboard and end up with a car. Have you seen the poo poo people can do with a skateboard?
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Nov 6, 2020 15:26
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Pile Of Garbage posted:I've always taken issue with the MVP analogy where you start with a skateboard and end up with a car. Have you seen the poo poo people can do with a skateboard? I can bust my rear end and end up hobbling for six months using a skateboard!
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Nov 6, 2020 15:27
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Didn't say it was good!
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Nov 6, 2020 15:37
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Pile Of Garbage posted:I've always taken issue with the MVP analogy where you start with a skateboard and end up with a car. Have you seen the poo poo people can do with a skateboard? There's a reason I watch more skateboarding and bike videos than I ever do car videos...
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Nov 6, 2020 16:03
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MVP my rear end
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Nov 6, 2020 16:20
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The bad news is that this exists:  The good news is that there will only be ten of them.
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Nov 7, 2020 01:20
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 What in the gently caress is that.
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Nov 7, 2020 01:23
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Boaz MacPhereson posted:
The Aznom Palladium. Somewhere under that hideous sheet metal is a RAM 1500 truck.
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Nov 7, 2020 01:31
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it looks like one of will.i.am's cars
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Nov 7, 2020 01:35
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Sagebrush posted:it looks like one of will.i.am's cars it doesn't look nearly that bad, c'mon it looks bad, certainly
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Nov 7, 2020 01:49
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that's a fuckin.... ... . .that's a fcking Rolls Royce SUV isn't it
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Nov 7, 2020 01:51
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Mister Kingdom posted:The bad news is that this exists: 
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Nov 7, 2020 03:17
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Data Graham posted:that's a fuckin.... Lmao that’s the first thing I thought. But good lord
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Nov 7, 2020 03:44
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I'm convinced that it's a very small minority of firms that are propping up Italy's reputation for ~style~, because between all the mall stores selling Tony Soprano gear and this thing that looks like a Chinese Rolls Royce ripoff from 10 years ago things are looking rough overall.
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Nov 7, 2020 06:48
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Mister Kingdom posted:The bad news is that this exists: I want to see this forced to try and follow a trophy truck off-road
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Nov 7, 2020 10:42
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Sagebrush posted:it looks like one of will.i.am's cars I'm retarded and kinda like his Delorean, change those wheels out and I would drive it.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 7, 2020 11:09
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Humphreys posted:Delorean how much must this loving thing weigh
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Nov 7, 2020 11:13
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Humphreys posted:I'm retarded and kinda like his Delorean, change those wheels out and I would drive it. is this an autoban post?
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Humphreys posted:I'm retarded and kinda like his Delorean, change those wheels out and I would drive it. I typed out a whole effortpost about specific things that suck rear end about this design and why they suck rear end and then deleted it. It just looks like a model from a car game that doesn't have a license to use the actual brand so they build an approximation of it. I don't even love the DeLorean and I hate this thing so much.
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Nov 7, 2020 12:06
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That's clearly a Hot Wheels car.
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Nov 7, 2020 15:22
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Memento posted:it doesn't look nearly that bad, c'mon worse than a will.i.am car i do remember seeing two of his abominations in person at SEMA like 6 years ago lmbo
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Nov 7, 2020 20:28
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BraveUlysses posted:worse than a will.i.am car He made more than one of them? lmao
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Nov 8, 2020 01:05
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Midjack posted:He made more than one of them? He's also had this atrocity with a custom body that cost a million dollars. I think it's a Beetle as a base.   His new ride is a Tesla with a dumb body kit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6-O8pMJXUk
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Nov 8, 2020 01:19
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Will is a perfect example of what happens when someone is talented in one area of artistry and assumes they're talented in others. ...that and having nobody around to tell them they loving suck at something. He also has previous for stealing music so it's rather fitting all he can do is make a shittier version of a car that already exists seeing as that's what he did with the music too 
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Nov 8, 2020 01:33
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It's so weird how you can identify the base car from something as seemingly insignificant as the flat windshield or the pointy 3/4 window shape Like they disguise everything else but leave one obvious clue
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Nov 8, 2020 01:44
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Olympic Mathlete posted:Will is a perfect example of what happens when someone is talented in one area of artistry and assumes they're talented in others. On the other hand, it's art, so if it makes him happy who gives a gently caress. I'll still trash on it for being ugly art though.
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All I see when I look at Will Je Suis' cars is those Fox body kits from the 80s that were supposed to look like 30s coupes, but way worse.
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that Tesla is probably the least offensive Will.i.am car
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Nov 8, 2020 05:57
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xzzy posted:On the other hand, it's art, so if it makes him happy who gives a gently caress. yeah they are not attractive cars, but i can think of a lot of worse places for a rich man to spend his millions than at fab shops
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Will.je.suis' cars are designed and built by kids in programs he runs for community college students in low income areas so it's actually a pretty nice thing he does. They're still ugly as poo poo though
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Sagebrush posted:Will.je.suis' cars are designed and built by kids in programs he runs for community college students in low income areas so it's actually a pretty nice thing he does. Since when? West Coast Customs built the first two.
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Sagebrush posted:Will.je.suis' cars are designed and built by kids in programs he runs for community college students in low income areas so it's actually a pretty nice thing he does. Yeah you're gonna have to source your quotes on that one bud; Motor Trend says his C1 corvette with the C6 interior was done at WCCustoms as well as his re-bodied Delorean and his Beetlebomination started at a small shop before being 'finished' by WCCustoms (which Jalopnik says took 2 years after being at the first shop for the better part of a year because dude is fickle as gently caress).
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF0SCIyNzRo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow2Hv1WZmHk edit: everything I google says WCC built all his dumb poo poo edit: on this subject, I hope Biden puts a stop to Chip Foose and his terrible wheels. Rhyno fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Nov 8, 2020 |
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