|
Every time I see that I get furious about just how dry that tortilla looks
|
#
?
Nov 6, 2020 23:31
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 4, 2024 00:46 |
|
|
God drat it e != quote again
|
|
#
?
Nov 6, 2020 23:31
|
|
|
I love smoked oysters 🤔 But with hot sauce not mayo lol Might also be an acquired taste.
|
|
#
?
Nov 6, 2020 23:35
|
|
|
TheAardvark posted:God drat it e != quote again You'll get the hang of it, I believe in you.
|
|
#
?
Nov 6, 2020 23:35
|
|
|
Wendigee posted:I love smoked oysters 🤔 I do too but in the context of a burrito with marshmallow fluff? I think it's better that the burrito itself be gross rather than simply containing gross individual ingredients
|
|
#
?
Nov 6, 2020 23:35
|
|
|
Tortilla: kombu rehydrated in mangosteen kombucha Protein: anchovies, bone marrow, and/or pickled herring. Salsa: pico de gallo except with eggplant instead of tomato. And blackstrap molasses. Fillings: cranberry jelly log, chunky peanut butter, and ambrosia salad.
|
|
#
?
Nov 6, 2020 23:47
|
|
|
Protein: pickled pig lips I know we're supposedly settled on chickpeas in applejuice for the beans, but I'd say toss some licorice jelly beans in there for good measure. WITCHCRAFT posted:wrap: the wonkiest low carb sprouted grain free range goofball miracle flatbread wrap you can source at the store. this will probably be the most expensive component. if you make it yourself, find a recipe for protein powder tortillas/pancakes/crepes that use whey protein as their main ingredient.
|
|
#
?
Nov 6, 2020 23:53
|
|
|
Seaweed salad Rice pudding Dog food Buttermilk Habanero peppers Pickles Yellow mustard MSG Fruity pebbles Liverwurst Bleu cheese crumbles Sugar free gummy bears (Just spitballing to inspire everyone)
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 00:15
|
|
|
SO DEMANDING posted:Protein: pickled pig lips I thought that said Piss Lips for way to long
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 00:23
|
|
|
https://www.tiktok.com/@cameronisaboysname/video/6815795492706929925?lang=en
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 00:27
|
|
|
Chrs posted:I thought that said Piss Lips for way to long The phrase is Piss Gums actually  Captain Piss Gums. 
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 00:41
|
|
|
if you're going to do pickled herring, order from local favorite http://www.mabaensch.com/. they've got original and sour cream varieties. my dad eats a jar of this poo poo every new year's eve.
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 00:42
|
|
|
Pork rinds, Vienna sausage, applesauce, saurkraut, mustard. 
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 01:08
|
|
|
DemonDarkhorse posted:if you're going to do pickled herring, order from local favorite http://www.mabaensch.com/. they've got original and sour cream varieties. my dad eats a jar of this poo poo every new year's eve. My parents do this but with smoked oysters. Dash of hot sauce, on a cracker. Only on New Year's Eve. I like them served this way, but the though of smoked oysters + Fluff is horrifying. Maybe you could get a small can each of smoked oysters, sardines, and octopus? Maybe also a can of those tiny shrimps that are the size of a fingernail clipping? My protein vote is "seafood medley out of a series of small cans"
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 01:29
|
|
|
Can you add a can of condensed milk to the beans? Or to the seafood?
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 01:34
|
|
|
Put a sour nerds rope in it plz
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 01:44
|
|
|
Maybr one surprise super hot pepper bite
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 01:45
|
|
|
Cowman posted:how about just pure straight cumin, nothing else just a cumin burrito i'm into it.
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 01:45
|
|
|
Submarine Sandpaper posted:Maybr one surprise super hot pepper bite Just a whole birdseye chili located slightly left of center
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 01:47
|
|
|
TheAardvark posted:Every time I see that I get furious about just how dry that tortilla looks extremely same
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 01:52
|
|
|
Aruan posted:Can you add a can of condensed milk to the beans? Or to the seafood? Absolutely
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 01:54
|
|
|
TheAardvark posted:I do too but in the context of a burrito with marshmallow fluff? I think it's better that the burrito itself be gross rather than simply containing gross individual ingredients Agreed. They should be tasty foods that just don't belong together lol. +1 for smoked oysters and marshmallow fluff
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 01:58
|
|
|
DemonDarkhorse posted:if you're going to do pickled herring, order from local favorite http://www.mabaensch.com/. they've got original and sour cream varieties. my dad eats a jar of this poo poo every new year's eve. Same. Russian culture ftw.
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 02:58
|
|
|
OK OK I GOT IT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x91S2f6YuGg
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 20:59
|
|
|
Protein: kibble, soaked in liquified imitation crab.
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 22:35
|
|
|
The sauce should be an entire hungry man dinner run through a blender until smooth and then smothered over the wrap like a wet burrito
|
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2020 22:57
|
|
|
HugeGrossBurrito posted:I will add in gross things I think of as I go, I believe the correct spice for the oysters would be cinnamon lmao
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2020 01:24
|
|
|
HGB EAT THE HGB
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2020 02:24
|
|
|
I would love to see this thing seasoned with instant coffee crystals.
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2020 03:24
|
|
|
F I S H S A U C E
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2020 03:33
|
|
|
So when is this burrito getting made?
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2020 03:43
|
|
|
Who What Now posted:So when is this burrito getting made? We all have to cum first.
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2020 03:48
|
|
|
Protein: McDonald's Filet-O-Fish patties Filling N: McDonald's Fries Beans soaked in: Diet Coke Salsa: McDonald's Milk Shake
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2020 04:07
|
|
|
could throw some vegetable Jello cubes in there
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2020 04:36
|
|
|
ice burrito just ice
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2020 04:42
|
|
|
boiled okra.
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2020 04:49
|
|
|
The_Continental posted:Just a whole birdseye chili located slightly left of center I legitimately add these to my burritos and tacos and it makes them awesome. We're making gross burritos, not awesome burritos.
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2020 05:45
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj90HJpn2yk
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2020 08:02
|
|
|
Put 2 sauces in the burrito. 1 that is a mix of caramel and ketchup and the other that is a mix of mustard and hershey syrup. Bonus if you just put big old dabs of it in different spots in the burrito so you get different sauces in each bite.
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2020 08:06
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 4, 2024 00:46 |
|
|
Who What Now posted:So when is this burrito getting made? Hoping for next weekend
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2020 15:03
|
|