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TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Sydin posted:

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/live-blog/2020-11-06-trump-biden-election-results-n1246707/ncrd1246881#liveBlogHeader


lmao he's not even going to declare victory. Just give a thumbs up and reassure everybody that things are looking good! Trust the process!!!

It would be pretty lol if, after they had been saying "wait until all the votes are counted" they turned around and said "yeah we won" before anyone else officially did

The worst snipe

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PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

NBC Said that Pennsylvania hasn’t started to count the 100,000”provisional vote” which are all in red counties and they won’t be counted until possibly Tuesday or Wednesday.

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!
Look at those eyes. Either Joe has been blazing in the campaign bus for the last few hours or he is barely able to keep those suckers open. They are so red, I think if he blinks too much, he'll get blood tears...

At least the slowed the teleprompter down for him.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

This seems equal to Trump's desperation two nights ago.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Biden's glitches are...something

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

nah that's just the 60s vodka and cigarette voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw

the russians are training to get to the front of the line in our amusement parks!

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Mask mandate? Financial relief? Mortgage/Rent freeze? No? :waycool:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

MoaM posted:

Biden's glitches are...something

They finally fixed that T-posing thing but the patch just completely screwed up his dialogue.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
It owns that to be president you have to be too old to have the stamina for it

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
just say you won hahahaha what is going on lmao

this is strange beyond belief

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lol this mans braindead

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

a helpful bear posted:

just say you won hahahaha what is going on lmao

this is strange beyond belief

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Tzen posted:

Mask mandate? Financial relief? Mortgage/Rent freeze? No? :waycool:

En Garde Motherfuckers
Apr 29, 2009

Hey. Is it just me, or do my balls itch?
Hell yeah, Election Forever!!!!!

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


liberals have embraced the occult messaging of QAnon in the lamest way possible

Shear Modulus posted:

why haven't they called this yet

funny option is they are trying to negotiate a transition with Trump's team

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

anybody know who this guy is?

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

a helpful bear posted:

just say you won hahahaha what is going on lmao

this is strange beyond belief

Seriously. Decorum poisoning.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
cnn needs to show all of biden's EVs just moving over to trump slowly as his stumbles through this teleprompter speech

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



In Training posted:

anybody know who this guy is?

the prez

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."
who the gently caress is advising him? Do they know how loving tepid and lame this poo poo is? Like Americans want to be pumped the gently caress up, not put to sleep while you won't even claim victory. gently caress

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
may god protect our troops

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
the goal posts are empty-rear end normalcy

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Brogeoisie posted:

who the gently caress is advising him? Do they know how loving tepid and lame this poo poo is? Like Americans want to be pumped the gently caress up, not put to sleep while you won't even claim victory. gently caress
lol cue to this NBC panel sucking him off

Wolfy
Jul 13, 2009

the troops yall

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
This man campaigned exclusively on owning the poo poo out of Donald Trump and he's not even doing that

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
March 3, 2023.... the final vote is counted in alaska and joe biden finally promises to start being president now

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Homeless Friend posted:

may god protect our troops

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

merry christmas

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
imagine voting for or being excited about this guy lol

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

This speech convinced me that Biden is losing.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
This

Is

Th

Is the

This

Is

The

President

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

The Human Crouton posted:

This speech convinced me that Biden is losing.

his mind. dementia joe

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

HycoCam posted:

Look at those eyes. Either Joe has been blazing in the campaign bus for the last few hours or he is barely able to keep those suckers open. They are so red, I think if he blinks too much, he'll get blood tears...

At least the slowed the teleprompter down for him.

whichever d&d mod is literally joe biden irl: you will be tolerated in the cspam weed thread

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Brogeoisie posted:

who the gently caress is advising him? Do they know how loving tepid and lame this poo poo is? Like Americans want to be pumped the gently caress up, not put to sleep while you won't even claim victory. gently caress

no music

no snappy lines

it's bonkers




trump just needs to show up for one 3 minute ramble to destroy him lol

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Brogeoisie posted:

who the gently caress is advising him? Do they know how loving tepid and lame this poo poo is? Like Americans want to be pumped the gently caress up, not put to sleep while you won't even claim victory. gently caress

this is exactly who america voted for. a bowl of tapioca pudding in the dayroom. this is what we want.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ur in my world now posted:

imagine voting for or being excited about this guy lol

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Lmao imagine a solid week of every news site headline reading "Biden closes in!"

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FuzzySlippers
Feb 6, 2009

lol I wanted them both to lose and my dream seems to be happening

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