- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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being successful and revered because of your virtues and merits in capitalism
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Nov 5, 2020 01:06
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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- Cobalt-60
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by Azathoth
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Smoking a cigarette through your tracheostomy.
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Nov 5, 2020 01:16
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- Yinlock
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sheathing a wood axe like it's a katana
Yinlock fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Nov 5, 2020
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Nov 5, 2020 02:23
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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playing rock music on the piano in church
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Nov 7, 2020 04:21
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- catapede
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Eatin' fish leaves
Gettin' strong
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i mean this is pretty cool, but wait till you see someone empty a box of wine thru that hole
Or open a beer bottle with one.
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Nov 7, 2020 04:27
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- Bacon Taco
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Machine's on the fritz? Don't worry everyone. I walk into the room. I bump the machine with my fist in that oh so cool way and the machine turns on. The machine is a Cyberdyne Systems terminator model-101 and it kills everybody
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Nov 7, 2020 10:09
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- Cobalt-60
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by Azathoth
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*puts cool sunglasses on*
*it's overcast*
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Nov 7, 2020 11:46
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- pecan
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Machine's on the fritz? Don't worry everyone. I walk into the room. I bump the machine with my fist in that oh so cool way and the machine turns on. The machine is a Cyberdyne Systems terminator model-101 and it kills everybody
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Nov 7, 2020 16:55
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Being a killer 80's retro synthwave producer but it's 1997
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Jan 9, 2021 08:53
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Just not giving a gently caress what your parakeets think of you.
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Jan 9, 2021 08:58
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Bragging to kids at school about losing your virginity but you're 38.
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Jan 9, 2021 09:04
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- nut
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wearing a lot of belts over ur waist arms and legs but ur not in an anime
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Jan 9, 2021 13:37
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Offering to share your bomb drugs with all at the party but you're in a rehabilitation centre and the party is for Vicky finishing the program.
Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Jan 9, 2021
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Jan 9, 2021 14:18
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Tying an onion to your belt but it's no longer the style of the time
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Jan 9, 2021 16:50
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- google THIS
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Using ace BYOB humor anywhere other than BYOB
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Jan 9, 2021 17:33
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- Sloane
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What do you mean I'm not on the list?
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walking across the hot sand while applying sunscreen to your swimsuit clad body, casually rubbing it all over your flexed muscles, just another beautiful day in the sandbox at a public park
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Jan 9, 2021 17:48
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- Finger Prince
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Driving your lamborghini to your 9-5 job as director of a local commercial cleaning service in the suburbs of a small, forgotten city in the Midwest.
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Jan 9, 2021 20:32
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- Finger Prince
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Rollin down the street smokin indo sippin on gin and juice, laid back, with your mind on your money and your money on your mind, dropping off your kids at Montessori.
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Jan 9, 2021 21:32
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- Finger Prince
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Motorcycle cop
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Jan 10, 2021 16:08
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- nut
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0 post count but u work at a blog
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Jan 10, 2021 16:58
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Casually walking by ignoring a celebrity but it's Dr. Fauci and he's begging you to put on a mask.
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Jan 10, 2021 17:19
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Shredding your guitar with massive amplifiers turned all the way but you're on a mountain during an avalanche warning.
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Jan 10, 2021 17:21
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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hand-carved buxom mermaid figurehead but it's on the popemobile
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Jan 10, 2021 19:04
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- Stoner Sloth
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hand-carved buxom mermaid figurehead but it's on the popemobile
this secretly gives the popemobile it['s unholy power
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Jan 10, 2021 19:11
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Always chasing the ladies and being "the stud" of the gang, but you are 90 and in an old people's home.
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Jan 10, 2021 21:58
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- Allie
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i appreciate a good bump like anyone else but can i just say:
chewbecca so far is the only username i recognize here
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Jan 11, 2021 05:38
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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i appreciate a good bump like anyone else but can i just say:
chewbecca so far is the only username i recognize here
Recognizing Chewbecca but all the other users are new and scary to you
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Jan 11, 2021 07:09
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- Stoner Sloth
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i appreciate a good bump like anyone else but can i just say:
chewbecca so far is the only username i recognize here
hoping chewbecca comes back to post with us again soon
wait... we have the perfect smiley for luring her back to BYOB now!
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Jan 11, 2021 08:57
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- Allie
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what was what’s his face’s name whose avatar is on the post button
pls someone give me an early byob refresher
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Jan 11, 2021 10:38
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- Allie
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o right it was pro target
yeah
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Jan 11, 2021 10:53
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- Adbot
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- Allie
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Jan 11, 2021 10:53
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