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OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

Mak0rz posted:

crabs purr!?

holy poo poo

You just have to get your face in reeeaal close to hear it.


e: ack, need a pic


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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Get near my tumbly, hear the rumbly

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Certain species of hermit crabs can chirp.

https://youtu.be/qWgDGHUvPQ0

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




The caption on this is "Yeti crab eats bacteria that it grows on its arms" which I feel makes it some kind of platonic goon ideal

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

Captain Hygiene posted:


The caption on this is "Yeti crab eats bacteria that it grows on its arms" which I feel makes it some kind of platonic goon ideal

well tbf that crab has a better personal economy than 99% of humanity

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Want to hear that ghost crab, ngl

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:
good news!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiYG6S2m-1s
:yeeclaw:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:3: but with a couple snoppers

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


An EXTREMELY lucky lady.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Ror posted:

oh my god, this is the most blessed content

https://i.imgur.com/nFRlTjj.mp4

Herbert has no legs but he's gonna be OK with a little TLC

These crabs can end up losing most of their legs naturally while fighting each other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBMUhG0aEFg

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Captain Hygiene posted:


The caption on this is "Yeti crab eats bacteria that it grows on its arms" which I feel makes it some kind of platonic goon ideal

chase it with some frozen gas

degenerate crab

naem
May 29, 2011

don’t mind me, just gnawing on my arm hair with my multiple sets of mouth hands

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/derekhennen/status/1325650545164619777

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
He makes a great point. Who are the crab people?!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Slaan posted:

He makes a great point. Who are the crab people?!

*just kind of vaguely waves at thread*

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOEJLY2PWfg

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Hey I'm gonna run out to the crab machine, anyone else want one?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I painted this tonight I didn't know there was a crab thread I might do a horse shoe next I'm trying to broaden the colors of crab

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Captain Hygiene posted:


Hey I'm gonna run out to the crab machine, anyone else want one?

I like how the URL is as if a crab skittered across a keyboard

Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019


:yeeclaw:

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Sid Vicious posted:

I painted this tonight I didn't know there was a crab thread I might do a horse shoe next I'm trying to broaden the colors of crab


I love it

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

very fruity crab, sid. looks good

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Xenomrph posted:

Is this real? It looks like a Disney character. :psyduck:

Here's a little known fact: all Disney characters are actually based on crabs!

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


has anyone itt spoken about the Samurai crabs from Japan: Heike crabs?

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Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
The shell of their snoppers is folded over 400 times

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I attempted a horseshoe crab I'm not as happy with it but it's still a colorful crustacean!

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
ACAB: all crustaceans are beautiful

Especially yours :swoon:

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Sid Vicious posted:

I attempted a horseshoe crab I'm not as happy with it but it's still a colorful crustacean!



I would definitely flip this friend over if I saw him stuck on his back

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


:kimchi:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Sid Vicious posted:

I attempted a horseshoe crab I'm not as happy with it but it's still a colorful crustacean!



That crab is just cruisin' on a Sunday

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

has anyone itt spoken about the Samurai crabs from Japan: Heike crabs?



I was going to post the story about how they were artificially selected to look that way because fishermen kept throwing the face-iest crabs back, but it turns out CARL SAGAN LIED TO ME!!

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

survived all that only to meet his match in the form of Capitalism.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

uber_stoat posted:

survived all that only to meet his match in the form of Capitalism.

So have we all

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




That champ, in particular.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
i didn't get a screenshot but i was playing ye olde morrowind and they have this mod that ads all the stuff that was cut when the game was first in development.

The first enemy you see in that is of course the old reliable mudcrab, and when i saw another new crab i went to touch the tip top

the crab started ferociously scuttling at the usual 1mph pace of crabs, except this time?

One snop, one kill.

I will find this mighty crab once again. Somehow.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Quest: Don't Touch The Tip-Top [failed]

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

With this tip top's touch, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the snip snopped world you have created.

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Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
A snip snop in time saved Khajit nine lives

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