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Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

I want this to be true, but it's too good.

https://twitter.com/Bob_Witeck/status/1325217244817858561

# ? Nov 8, 2020 00:43

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# ? May 27, 2024 16:15

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I want this to be true, but it's too good.

https://twitter.com/Bob_Witeck/status/1325217244817858561

Gonna be a lot of people in DC with odd gaps in their resumes.

# ? Nov 8, 2020 00:44

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I want this to be true, but it's too good.

https://twitter.com/Bob_Witeck/status/1325217244817858561

We absolutely can.

# ? Nov 8, 2020 01:04

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

Skwirl posted:

Gonna be a lot of people in DC with odd gaps in their resumes.

I've seen suggestions that you claim you were in jail for drunk driving between 2016-2020.

# ? Nov 8, 2020 01:09

number 1 snake fan: Jul 16, 2018

https://twitter.com/BTSOriented/status/1325167102039191552?s=19

# ? Nov 8, 2020 02:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I've seen suggestions that you claim you were in jail for drunk driving between 2016-2020.

Probably less shameful. At least you can claim your judgement was impaired

# ? Nov 8, 2020 02:25

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Ultra Carp

number 1 snake fan posted:

https://twitter.com/BTSOriented/status/1325167102039191552?s=19

a true american hero :911:

# ? Nov 8, 2020 02:34

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

number 1 snake fan posted:

https://twitter.com/BTSOriented/status/1325167102039191552?s=19

I'm from Canada. Though his accent is pretty thick, that's basically perfect French.

# ? Nov 8, 2020 02:51

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1325219903700406273

# ? Nov 8, 2020 03:08

grittyreboot: Oct 2, 2012

Cocaine Bear posted:

I'm from Canada. Though his accent is pretty thick, that's basically perfect French.

Every single millennial knows how to say cheese omelette in French.

# ? Nov 8, 2020 03:08

Poops Mcgoots: Jul 12, 2010

Cocaine Bear posted:

I'm from Canada

# ? Nov 8, 2020 03:09

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

What the gently caress would a Canadian know about speaking good French. Shouting yourself hoarse and punctuating every sentence with the name of a random object you see at church is not a dialect

# ? Nov 8, 2020 03:14

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/cristoferosgro/status/1325070462670528512

# ? Nov 8, 2020 03:16

wizzardstaff: Apr 6, 2018; Zorch! Splat! Pow!

https://twitter.com/novafunbun/status/1325176683519995906

# ? Nov 8, 2020 03:45

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1325274640084848641

# ? Nov 8, 2020 04:13

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

https://twitter.com/mcjesse/status/1246995923579752448?s=21

# ? Nov 8, 2020 04:14

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/nanglish/status/1325242917519233024?s=20

# ? Nov 8, 2020 11:12

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

EL BROMANCE posted:

https://twitter.com/mcjesse/status/1246995923579752448?s=21

# ? Nov 8, 2020 12:45

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/ThatcherFunFact/status/1325407912504725508?s=20

https://twitter.com/Reach4ACopsGun/status/1325328551067885570?s=20

# ? Nov 8, 2020 13:05

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

https://twitter.com/balconyshirts/status/1325417111586533377?s=21

# ? Nov 8, 2020 16:56

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

https://twitter.com/BradMossEsq/status/1325482902004621312

# ? Nov 8, 2020 19:02

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/1325495244784168960

# ? Nov 8, 2020 20:00

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/brookeamasters/status/1325502501441986560?s=20

# ? Nov 8, 2020 20:12

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

That Works posted:

https://twitter.com/spiritnght/status/1325491349701988353?s=20

# ? Nov 8, 2020 20:13

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Was it this thread that had the christiana applegate freakout storm

# ? Nov 8, 2020 23:11

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Milo and POTUS posted:

Was it this thread that had the christiana applegate freakout storm

Sure is

trapped mouse posted:

https://twitter.com/stankysausages/status/1323312992369307648

Content:

https://twitter.com/kar3w/status/1325541833548632071

Memento has a new favorite as of 23:56 on Nov 8, 2020

# ? Nov 8, 2020 23:19

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

https://twitter.com/lydiaburrell/status/1325572972686553088?s=21

# ? Nov 9, 2020 00:17

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

EL BROMANCE posted:

https://twitter.com/lydiaburrell/status/1325572972686553088?s=21

Something to wear to Ben Shapiro's holiday party.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 00:53

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/MENA_Conflict/status/1325233942916722697

# ? Nov 9, 2020 03:11

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/1325575741656821760

# ? Nov 9, 2020 04:01

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

wizzardstaff posted:

https://twitter.com/novafunbun/status/1325176683519995906

Wow,

"The business is located between a crematorium and an adult book store called Fantasy Land"

Reality just said gently caress it and gave up on this one.

* https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/poli...tel/ar-BB1aOgJm

# ? Nov 9, 2020 04:34

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/doc_jlmeier/status/1325421484458831873

# ? Nov 9, 2020 07:17

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/mamaco_primata/status/1318683303201902595?s=21

# ? Nov 9, 2020 07:34

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

What kind of lunatic gives a chimp a knife?

# ? Nov 9, 2020 07:35

Yoshi Wins: Jul 14, 2013

The kind of lunatic who teaches a chimp to use a blender, apparently.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 08:17

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Mak0rz posted:

What kind of lunatic gives a chimp a knife?

If you see a chimp with a knife and you're worried about the knife then you don't understand chimps.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 09:50

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/derek8185338005/status/1325141922894151680

# ? Nov 9, 2020 10:04

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

Splicer posted:

If you see a chimp with a knife and you're worried about the knife then you don't understand chimps.

Yeah if I was in a room with a chimp who wanted to kill me, I would much rather they had a knife than not

# ? Nov 9, 2020 11:32

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Splicer posted:

If you see a chimp with a knife and you're worried about the knife then you don't understand chimps.

Elysiume posted:

Yeah if I was in a room with a chimp who wanted to kill me, I would much rather they had a knife than not

Eh, yeah good point.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 16:35

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Tangents: Aug 23, 2008

https://twitter.com/WebDesignMuseum/status/1325468311283511297?s=20

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