TRUMP 1460: HAVE A GOOD LIFE, WE WILL SEE YOU SOON!

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Ghislaine of YOSPOS: Apr 19, 2020

https://youtu.be/qhccKl383s8

# ? Nov 8, 2020 06:56

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 20:13

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

# ? Nov 8, 2020 06:56

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

DryGoods posted:

KKKeebler elf

# ? Nov 8, 2020 06:57

pancake rabbit: Feb 21, 2011

Rocks posted:

Matt Whitaker a big dick toilet salesman becoming the attorney general

holy poo poo i COMPLETELY forgot about that fucker

# ? Nov 8, 2020 06:57

mst4k: Apr 18, 2003; budlitemolaram

"they knew what they signed up for" was always one of my favorites and its a joke at work

# ? Nov 8, 2020 06:57

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

when they literally stole Obama�s inauguration cake design for trumps inauguration

# ? Nov 8, 2020 06:57

J. P. Beagley: Apr 11, 2008

Willzilla posted:

Ivanka getting snubbed by actual world leaders at some g6 bullshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yUko1YCuxY

warning: don't watch this if you want to live

# ? Nov 8, 2020 06:58

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings

# ? Nov 8, 2020 06:58

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

cumshitter posted:

the first things he did after getting to the white house were to pick a fight with the president's daughter and get himself labeled as the real mind behind trump's decisions lol

the media immediately gobbled up his puppetmaster defense lol

# ? Nov 8, 2020 06:58

Zeno-25: Dec 5, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I forgot who made this but I'm from Chicago so it's funny

# ? Nov 8, 2020 06:58

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1325315601401778176?s=20

# ? Nov 8, 2020 06:58

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Rocks posted:

when they literally stole Obama�s inauguration cake design for trumps inauguration

when Melania plagiarized Michelle Obama's speech

# ? Nov 8, 2020 06:59

BAE OF PIGS: Nov 28, 2016; Tup

being credibly accused of rape multiple times

# ? Nov 8, 2020 06:59

Brogeoisie: Jan 12, 2005; "Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."

sebastian gorka wearing nazi LARPing outfit to trump's inauguration

# ? Nov 8, 2020 06:59

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

https://twitter.com/AshBCoffin/status/1325315234425413632?s=20

# ? Nov 8, 2020 06:59

Sleekly: Aug 21, 2008

Stepping all over 100s of years of decorum with the queen lol

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:00

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Abe's wife pretending not to speak a word of English so she wouldn't have to talk to Donald and Melania

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:00

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Lpzie posted:

what's Sharpiegate 2?

Sharpiegate 1 was the Hurricane drama stuff
Sharpiegate 2 was 4 days ago with their disinfo about sharpies.

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:00

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

Sickening posted:

https://twitter.com/AshBCoffin/status/1325315234425413632?s=20

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:00

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

His juche-rear end liar of a doctor claiming he was 6'3" and 239, so 1 lb shy of medically obese. then nominating the dr. to be the surgeon general and ruining his career cause the nomination was shut down because the doctor was an infamous drunk who handed out pills like candy.

Then the next year they "admitted" he'd gained weight up to 243, making him officially obese.

Meanwhile the whole time he's obviously in the 280-300 lb range and anyone with eyeballs can tell lol

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:01

BAE OF PIGS: Nov 28, 2016; Tup

when trump asked putin if he meddled in the election, and putin said no, and trump was like "ok"

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:01

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

DryGoods posted:

I had no joke completely forgotten jwff sessions

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:01

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Trump posted:

We have that a lot. Even -- if they caught this person -- I'm being nice when I use the word "person" -- they probably wouldn't have known what to do. They're not going to put him in jail. And yet -- so there's no -- that middle ground of having that institution, where you had trained people that could handle it and do something about it and find out how sick he really is. Because he is a sick guy, and he should have been nabbed a number of times, frankly.

Your concept and your idea about school concealed carry -- and it's -- it only works where you have people very adept at using firearms, of which you have many, and -- who would be teachers and coaches -- if the coach had a firearm in his locker, when he ran at this guy -- that coach was very brave -- saved a lot of lives, I suspect.

But, if he had a firearm, he wouldn't have had to run. He would have shot, and that would have been the end of it. And this would only be, obviously, for people that are very adept at handling a gun. And it would be -- it's called concealed carry, where a teacher would have a concealed gun on them.

They'd go for special training, and they would be there, and you would no longer have a gun-free zone. "Gun-free zone," to a maniac -- because they're all cowards -- a gun-free zone is "Let's go in and let's attack, because bullets aren't coming back at us."

And if you -- if you do this -- and a lot of people are talking about it -- it's certainly a point that we'll discuss -- but concealed carry for teachers and for people of talent -- of that type of talent -- so let's say you had 20 percent of your teaching force -- because that's pretty much the number -- and you said it -- an attack has lasted, on average, about three minutes.

It takes five to eight minutes for responders -- for the police to come in. So the attack is over. If you had a teacher with -- who was adept at firearms, they could very well end the attack very quickly.

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:01

The Chairman: Jun 30, 2003; But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

"YMCA" somehow becoming the 2020 campaign theme song and Trump doing his patented double-handjob dance the whole time

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:01

spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9uvX_A-x80

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:01

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

J. P. Beagley posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yUko1YCuxY

warning: don't watch this if you want to live

this one was always too cringe for me

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:02

Brogeoisie: Jan 12, 2005; "Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."

Vim Fuego posted:

I had no joke completely forgotten jwff sessions

same. it's shocking the amount of poo poo that we have forgotten about over the years. too much content!

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:02

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Pook Good Mook posted:

Omg when he decided an interview was over and he just sat down at the Resolute Desk and pretended to read the lone piece of paper intently

lol that was so loving good, he was so bad at pretending. someone please post the video

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:03

Skrode: May 9, 2018

Harrow posted:

I think they thought they'd be getting Onion Biden back but instead the Onion is satirizing Biden as an actual politician now and once again never loving missing so the libs are mad

They think the Onion is run by butthurt bernie bros

Yah love to see it

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:03

BAE OF PIGS: Nov 28, 2016; Tup

Pook Good Mook posted:

Omg when he decided an interview was over and he just sat down at the Resolute Desk and pretended to read the lone piece of paper intently

lmao that was a good one

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:03

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:03

Sleekly: Aug 21, 2008

when everyone except Spicy got to meet the pope and dersh whining he can't go to parties no more

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:03

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Pook Good Mook posted:

Omg when he decided an interview was over and he just sat down at the Resolute Desk and pretended to read the lone piece of paper intently

you're going to need to be more specific

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:03

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

Vim Fuego posted:

I had no joke completely forgotten jwff sessions

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:04

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Brogeoisie posted:

that time he threw paper towels at crowd of hurricane maria victims like he was a celeb chucking shirts at a Yankees game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEe7_zgZbuI

first time seeing this was definitely a moment where my brain lurched towards wherever it is now

# ? Nov 8, 2020 07:04