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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

i tried to think of a funny jeopardy joke but then i forgot to put it in the form of a question

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Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Has Biden locked her up yet?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



snl celebrity jeopardy is a death list

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Asproigerosis posted:

https://twitter.com/VeggiePowered/status/1325307659059343361?s=20

We must forgive and reach across the divide to heal they are not enemies

biden used to be a really good orator so it's been really funny to watch the HE HAS A STUTTTEERRRRR over the past year

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Taco Duck posted:

Has Biden locked her up yet?

turns out...................... biden was Q the whole time

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

why is Squizzle quoting old posts

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

I really want to adopt a dog. It’s been two years since my old dog passed away, and I feel like I’m ready. But I know it’s just because I’ve got the Rona Cabin Fever.

I barely made it 3 months after our dog died before we went to the shelter. just get a dog they’re good

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/geofflemon/status/1325392799496241152?s=20

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Judakel posted:

they're lawyers. morons with an education

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Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Squizzle posted:

after sean connery was gone, he had no reason to live

poo poo you’re right

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

cumshitter posted:

me, biting the tips of two FBI dicks through the business holes and refusing to let go even though theyre limp and strectched and bleeding as i point two pistols toward the team of FBI SWAT troopers who just battering rammed their way into my office stall: i wannaugh thpeak tah mah lawwah

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

lumpentroll posted:

bonghitz.py

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

lol "were not chuds honest now buy some poo poo!"

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

euphronius posted:

I have no idea why they think fracking is important to voters

Skrode
May 9, 2018


Hahaha

PlushCow
Oct 19, 2005

The cow eats the grass

Squizzle posted:

after sean connery was gone, he had no reason to live

lmao jesus

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

https://twitter.com/nicsampson/status/1325436217039728640?s=21

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Admiral Ray posted:

dolphin why did u let these people in ur house

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

:laffo:

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Skrode
May 9, 2018


:(

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!
This is all from long Covid, I believe.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

that guy's eyebrows are really really far apart

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

I mean, I would have accepted a check to host that poo poo show.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Intel&Sebastian posted:

does anyone elses approximately 2 year old do this thing where they try to headbutt everything? with a special rage move where they are doing like weaponized trust falls and flinging their body and skull backwards at targets forcing a parent to catch them and take a hit?

if so how long does this last?


this is how cats greet each other

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



hey peepee

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


God loving dammit

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

WarEternal
Dec 26, 2010

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Asproigerosis posted:

https://twitter.com/VeggiePowered/status/1325307659059343361?s=20

We must forgive and reach across the divide to heal they are not enemies

imagine being the type of idiot who has nothing better to do so you sit online all day listening to people tell you joe biden is gonna be the end of the world

lmao

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
:yooge:who the gently caress member of my family is outside the white house residence screaming at me to concede now? show urself coward i will never concede

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Bearjew posted:

hey peepee

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Schnorkles posted:

squizzle for your posting consideration euphronius playing WoW disqualifies him from being an IK imho

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
A lot of people are ignoring the biggest ramification of Trump losing; Barron will finally be able to vape in peace

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Joementum posted:

Very nasty, not a nice guy. Bye bye, plane! :smugdon:

Innocuous
Mar 1, 2003

It's a strange world.



Wrex Ruckus posted:

died at age 79
died at age 80

:thunk:

Judges?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

seattle plague rat posted:

its a tragic story & i hate to gossip but from what i can piece together schnorkles opened his cargo doors late & dropped a whole payload of some experimental goop right on an orphnage. they call him the butcher of east vietnam & he has to order pizza all the time bc the lady at the vietnamese restaurant knows his voice & screams ancient curses at him that he pretends not to understand but does bc of the original military issue autopilot

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LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
Trump Army freed from the shackles of sovereignty

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