TRUMP 1460: HAVE A GOOD LIFE, WE WILL SEE YOU SOON!

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Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011; stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Foo Diddley posted:

ah, i see, but "drinking until you remember it doesn't matter" is how a lot of ppl are coping rn

just drink until you dont remember anything

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:48

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 13:04

chibi luda: Apr 17, 2013

Buddykins posted:

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

JaneError posted:

i was just wondering today if there was a news thread on here that didn't come with a heaping side of doombraining that i guess some people mistake for leftist wokeness

like, i thought i was pessimistic but

stop arzying milkdrinkers :cheers:

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:48

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

D1E posted:

They should be posting in D&D instead of C-SPAM. This sub is for people to laugh at everything terrible happening in the world, not believe it will chamge.

Sorry officer.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:48

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Just Post Piss

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:48

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Crusader posted:

OMG THAT FONT

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:48

Qurnah: May 9, 2008; every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make; Grimey Drawer

Buddykins posted:

just drink until you dont remember anything

there's not enough alcohol in this world to make me forget sailor!

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:49

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/govkristinoem/status/1325905797495320576

I guess we know what Donnie is doing after Twitter bans him

the second american civil war will break along the twitter/parler line, with facebook soon allying with parler and nextdoor with twitter

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:49

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

Buddykins posted:

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Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011; stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:49

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Sarsapariller posted:

At some point some people in this thread are going to have to absorb the reality that Trump does not give a flying poo poo about the law or propriety or whatever. He's going to stay right where he is and keep making noises about how it's all a sham and dare the other side to use force to remove him, and we all get to see who blinks first. Dems are going to have to violate a loving norm to remove him, full stop, and I'm not sure they are capable of doing it. Mitch will encourage this for the sake of the elections on the 5th because he's a nihilist monster.

Alternately:

>Me, checking the basketball rulebook for the 375th time: "But it says here that if the dog does try to play basketball, the refs can just drag him off the court. Refs? REFS?!?"

Our menu changes at 10:30, so you'll have to order something else. I'm sorry.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:49

Cool guy Nice: Nov 6, 2020; by Pragmatica

Posting is not helping anybody cope, it�s making their mind weak and ruining their life.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:50

Brogeoisie: Jan 12, 2005; "Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."

D1E posted:

The people in this thread aren't ever going to recognize reality - they're still waiting for AOC to come in and save the Democratic party. They're broke-brained in the sense they believe that politics will ever go back to "normal" in this country.

They should be posting in D&D instead of C-SPAM. This sub is for people to laugh at everything terrible happening in the world, not believe it will chamge.

the party will suck rear end yeah sure but no way in hell Trump coups US government. It's pretty loving simple: he's a coward. I don't think more to it than that. He'll scream the entire time that he is the rightful heir or whatever the gently caress but ain't no way he actually tries to commit a coup, that's just fantasy by the Qanon, Mark Levin and 700 club branch of the US (read: loud vocal minority but still minority).

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:50

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011; stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

DrPossum posted:

Our menu changes at 10:30, so you'll have to order something else. I'm sorry.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:50

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

Buddykins posted:

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alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Dustcat posted:

the second american civil war will break along the twitter/parler line, with facebook soon allying with parler and nextdoor with twitter

nextdoor is the most racist of all of them (which is saying a lot), it would definitely side with parler

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:50

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

baw posted:

lol it's his wife

https://twitter.com/leeladaou/status/1325926947587813378

incredible

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:50

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

D1E posted:

The people in this thread aren't ever going to recognize reality - they're still waiting for AOC to come in and save the Democratic party. They're broke-brained in the sense they believe that politics will ever go back to "normal" in this country.

They should be posting in D&D instead of C-SPAM. This sub is for people to laugh at everything terrible happening in the world, not believe it will chamge.

The only thing I've learned the last 4 years is that objective reality is a comforting myth akin to jesus or santa claus.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:50

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011; stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Cool guy Nice posted:

Posting is not helping anybody cope, it�s making their mind weak and ruining their life.

yeah it owns whats the issue

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:50

Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

7 different people tryin to provide an emotional/ideological summary of Those People Who Post In This Thread and theyre all different

me personally. i'm just here to meet hot chicks

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:50

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Buddykins posted:

Not my POTUS

^ My POTUS

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:51

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

stop arzying milkdrinkers

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:51

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Cool guy Nice posted:

Posting is not helping anybody cope, it’s making their mind weak and ruining their life.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

a smooth brain is a resilient brain, like a cue ball

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:51

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:51

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Sarsapariller posted:

At some point some people in this thread are going to have to absorb the reality that Trump does not give a flying poo poo about the law or propriety or whatever. He's going to stay right where he is and keep making noises about how it's all a sham and dare the other side to use force to remove him, and we all get to see who blinks first. Dems are going to have to violate a loving norm to remove him, full stop, and I'm not sure they are capable of doing it. Mitch will encourage this for the sake of the elections on the 5th because he's a nihilist monster.

Alternately:

>Me, checking the basketball rulebook for the 375th time: "But it says here that if the dog does try to play basketball, the refs can just drag him off the court. Refs? REFS?!?"

The Biden people have already released a statement like "the united states government is very capable of removing trespassers from the white house" so I dunno why you think this plan is gonna work.

I mean I don't know why you wouldn't immediately tell the secret service to drag his fat crying rear end out of there in front of every tv camera in the world it would be tremendous content.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:51

J. P. Beagley: Apr 11, 2008

Also btw this will all go down during the peak of COVID. Tough to "resist" when half of your friends and family are sick or hospitalized

J. P. Beagley has issued a correction as of 00:29 on Nov 10, 2020

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:51

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011; stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Not my POTUS

^ My POTUS

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:51

KaptainKrunk: Feb 6, 2006

the only truth of this world is that the simulation will bend over backwards to ensure c-spam is wrong so we have to doompost as much as possible

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:52

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

gently caress off we're full

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:52

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

baw posted:

lol it's his wife

https://twitter.com/leeladaou/status/1325926947587813378

lmfao

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:52

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

Homeless Friend posted:

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:
stop arzying milkdrinkers

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:52

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

turbumbo is gonna wander off to FL come decemberish if not Thanksgiving and he'll not come back

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

who tf came up with the word doompost so i can kill them

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:52

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Homeless Friend posted:

who tf came up with the word doompost so i can kill them

I didn't, but I welcome death.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:52

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

mrmcd posted:

The Biden people have already released a statement like "the united states government is very capable of removing trespassers from the white house" so I dunno why you think this plan is gonna work.

I mean I don't know why you wouldn't immediately tell the secret service to drag his fat crying rear end out of there in front of every tv camera in the world it would be tremendous content.

# ? Nov 9, 2020 23:53