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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
I thought he was dark and disturbed!

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

JethroMcB posted:

I thought he was dark and disturbed!

No, he's not... he's just a fat little mental patient.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
No, he's a hipster doofus.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

https://twitter.com/seinfeldtv/status/1323683862245974016?s=21

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
You've forgotten what it's like, to have no oranges.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

DrBouvenstein! The Japanese guys had sake in the hot tub! You gotta get 'em outta the drawers and get 'em down here, or I don't have a focus group to sell the pilot to Japanese TV!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

potee posted:

DrBouvenstein! The Japanese guys had sake in the hot tub! You gotta get 'em outta the drawers and get 'em down here, or I don't have a focus group to sell the pilot to Japanese TV!

"Who is this?"

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

MightyJoe36 posted:

"Who is this?"

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
I had to eat at Reggie's, potee!

Reggie's!!!!!!!

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Gyshall posted:

I had to eat at Reggie's, potee!

Reggie's!!!!!!!
Kenny?

...

Kenny.

...

Kenny!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Gyshall posted:

I had to eat at Reggie's, potee!

Reggie's!!!!!!!

There's no “Big Salad.”

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
YOU'RE ALL WINNERS! :haw:

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Smugness is not a good quality.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Cheapness is not a sense!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
He's the loser.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

SirPablo posted:

He's the loser.

Good. Revenge is very good.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Pendant? Those bastards.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

"Everyone ITT" posted:



One moment. I’m reading the most inane thread by the most troublesome goons of these forums…

.....


and, done.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

One moment. I’m reading the most inane thread by the most troublesome goons of these forums…

.....


and, done.
You tell that son of a bitch no Goon is ever comin' to Houston! Not as long as you bastards are running things!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
They don't want me, I don't want them!

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
When you control the mail, you control the information.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker

Hank Morgan posted:

When you control the mail, you control the information.

I'll handle this Voilet, why don't you take your 3 hour break?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Hank Morgan posted:

When you control the mail, you control the information.

Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code reader breaks and it's *Publisher's Clearing House* day!!!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
It's a big forum, Seinfeld. Maybe I'll get to it someday... Right after I take care of the posters who are CIVIL to each other!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
He was not...master of his domain.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Are you telling me

There's not one condo in all of

...Del Boca Vista?!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
They don't want us there, so we're going.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

They don't want us there, so we're going.

I'm gone two weeks and you turn this thread into....into Bourbon street?!?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ginette Reno posted:

I'm gone two weeks and you turn this thread into....into Bourbon street?!?

Too bad you can't do that for a living. You'd be very successful at it. You could sell out Madison Square Garden. Thousands of people could watch you! You could be a big star!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Listen Potee, this is how it's gonna go down. You may be walking. Maybe the first sunny day of the spring. And a mail truck will slow beside you, and a door will open, and someone you know, maybe even trust, will be driving. And he will smile, a becoming smile. But he will leave open the door and offer to give you a lift.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
That van's a-rockin'!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

TMMadman posted:

That van's a-rockin'!

SO DON'T COME A KNOCKIN'!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

SO DON'T COME A KNOCKIN'!

It says right here, "Interesting trades considered."

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

It says right here, "Interesting trades considered."

YOU PUT THAT IN!

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

He took it out.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

MightyJoe36 posted:

Listen Potee, this is how it's gonna go down. You may be walking. Maybe the first sunny day of the spring. And a mail truck will slow beside you, and a door will open, and someone you know, maybe even trust, will be driving. And he will smile, a becoming smile. But he will leave open the door and offer to give you a lift.

This is EXACTLY how you said it's going down!

You said a goon I know, and your a GOON I KNOW!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

DrBouvenstein posted:

This is EXACTLY how you said it's going down!

You said a goon I know, and your a GOON I KNOW!

Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Why separate knob? WHY SEPARATE KNOB?

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



Turbo? Did you say “turbo?”

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.

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