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Captain Hygiene posted:I'll be honest, I kinda expected better simulated cat technology for a generational upgrade in the year 2020 Valhalla is an Xbone/PS4 game. The next Assassin's Creed, now that's when we'll see the highest quality cat pixels.
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The Yakuza series' creator doesn't want Kiryu to be in a fighting game, because that would mean he'd have to fight women, and Kiryu respects women too much for that. The little thing is that after this interview was found and tweeted about, people checked back into the series, and... sure enough, in all of the nine Yaluza games he's in (plus two remakes), Kiryu has never knowingly fought a woman. He's only once fought a woman pretending to be a guy, and he felt pretty bad about that.
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Turns out Staminan X is the real Respect Women Juice.
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Cleretic posted:The Yakuza series' creator doesn't want Kiryu to be in a fighting game, because that would mean he'd have to fight women, and Kiryu respects women too much for that. This is a lie! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMxLTvcpmr8 Pictured here is Kiryu *clearly* beating up a woman.
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Kiryu already kills people
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Leal posted:Kiryu already kills people He actually has never done this and I challenge you to find even one example
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Besides, Kiryu has absolutely hit a woman before, here's a gif of the dastardly deed if you really must see such a heinous act committed
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Nov 10, 2020 02:23
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CJacobs posted:He actually has never done this and I challenge you to find even one example He doesn't kill people the same way that batman doesn't kill people
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I just out of nowhere remembered the pappapishu bush in Monkey Island 3 and it's all I can do not to burst out laughing at work
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CJacobs posted:He actually has never done this and I challenge you to find even one example bobbilljim posted:He doesn't kill people the same way that batman doesn't kill people These sort of posts always remind me of that Minority Report videogame where your guy's accused of precrime murder and then you can run around kicking guys off 5 story tall buildings and out skyscraper windows and then go into the next cutscene where he's like I WOULDN'T KILL ANYONE. It was also a decently fun beat em up from what I remember.
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You can leave thugs lying unconscious face down in puddles in the Arkham games. Thankfully Spider-Man knew how to solve this problem 
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Quick Resume + Tetris Effect means at any time you are a mere moment away from tetris bliss. Yakuza 7 also stole everything from Dragon Quest and name drops it so frequently Im half expecting square to get royalties. It plays a goshdarn 8 bit celebration song when someone joins your party and if the loading screens lasted longer than half a second you could appreciate the 16 bit Ichiban sprite
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Nov 10, 2020 14:13
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CJacobs posted:Besides, Kiryu has absolutely hit a woman before, here's a gif of the dastardly deed if you really must see such a heinous act committed I just got to this scene last night. It comes about an hour after another character slaps his daughter before saying basically “I love you so much, stop doing stupid things” Related favorite thing is when I’m cruising around as Kiryu and start some sub story that involves putting the hurt on some misguided salary man, but I have Heat meter so the first thing I do is powerbomb a motorcycle onto their face. Just the immediate escalation from “I don’t want to fight you” to “I was born in Beast mode, let me feed you pain” is very funny to me.
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My Lovely Horse posted:I just out of nowhere remembered the pappapishu bush in Monkey Island 3 and it's all I can do not to burst out laughing at work MI3 is so good! One interesting favorite thing about this, speaking of little favorite things, is that looking at that sign for the pappapishu plant is actually optional! If you don't look at it then for the rest of the game Guybrush will just say "ouch" instead of "pappapishu" whenever he gets hurt
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Ruffian Price posted:You can leave thugs lying unconscious face down in puddles in the Arkham games. Thankfully Spider-Man knew how to solve this problem My favorite thing in Spider-Man 2 was hauling some goon up to the top of the Empire State Building and pile driving him down to the street. Luckily that just knocks them unconscious.
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It's not really IN a game, but I'm replaying Snatcher on Mega CD and there's a site that adds achievements to retro games that features it. It's a really fun list of stuff to do! https://retroachievements.org/game/10067
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Necrothatcher posted:It's not really IN a game, but I'm replaying Snatcher on Mega CD and there's a site that adds achievements to retro games that features it. It's a really fun list of stuff to do! That's really neat, gonna have to check out some other older games as well and see what's on there
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Barudak posted:Yakuza 7 also stole everything from Dragon Quest and name drops it so frequently Im half expecting square to get royalties. It's been some time since I beat it but I'm pretty sure that Yuji Horii is thanked in the credits - and there's a bunch of Dragon Quest stuff that's referred to by name in 7 when they only used parody names in previous games.
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Necrothatcher posted:It's not really IN a game, but I'm replaying Snatcher on Mega CD and there's a site that adds achievements to retro games that features it. It's a really fun list of stuff to do! Retroachievements is awesome. It's got plugin support for RetroArch, so if you're into emulation you can load it up and actually see popups as you play. Really great way to go back and play classic RPGs or stuff like Pokemon which have possibilities for unique cheevos.
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I still think it's cool that you can get a Good, Bad, and The Ugly style poncho in Red Dead Redemption as soon as you hit Mexico. And wear it the rest of the game. Discovering that after watching the movie just made me appreciate it more. It fits the character of John Marston to a T.
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The_dude_abides posted:I still think it's cool that you can get a Good, Bad, and The Ugly style poncho in Red Dead Redemption as soon as you hit Mexico. And wear it the rest of the game. Discovering that after watching the movie just made me appreciate it more. It fits the character of John Marston to a T. John Marston is Blondie after he bumped his head.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUXGW6sWYDY I legitimately will never forget this moment. It changed my taste in games and what I thought video games could be capable of artistically forever.
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CJacobs posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUXGW6sWYDY Right there with you. I still think about it from time to time
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Same except https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR_Ze5v9jUs
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CJacobs posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUXGW6sWYDY I kept waiting for you to get ragdolled in a hilarious manner, but instead I just had to listen to a good song and remember that same awesome part of that game.
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Jesus, does anyone in Gears of War look normal?
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How! posted:I kept waiting for you to get ragdolled in a hilarious manner, but instead I just had to listen to a good song and remember that same awesome part of that game. Same, but I appreciate the actual video too. Still, so we're not all left disappointed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnkLElGclOw
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CJacobs posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUXGW6sWYDY I somehow managed to take a route through a river or with a raft or beif shot at or something? that basically made this scene kind of ridiculous, and I still feel like I was cheated, as people mention it from time to time. I'd love to play Red dead on PC again, I have no motivation to play it on the PlayStation.
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This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a video game and I had to stop playing because I couldn't stop laughing It's just so insanely hacky even by dumb action game writing standards, I cannot believe somebody thought that was a good idea I loving love it Veib has a new favorite as of 23:06 on Nov 10, 2020 |
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Nov 10, 2020 22:59
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Veib posted:This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a video game and I had to stop playing because I couldn't stop laughing Holy poo poo. I played Gears 1, then peaced out until 4 and 5. I still laugh sometimes when I think of that ridiculous commercial for the first game that had Mad World in the background, but always thought it was some weird marketer's idea. Nope, guess Cliffy B reaaaaaly likes his sad songs!
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CJacobs posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUXGW6sWYDY I have extremely good memories with like, real emotional depth, of playing rdr for the first time, on a ragged 360 in Orlando, Florida, and getting to that part. Newly moved to the US, extremely baked, playing rdr with like 5 other people chilling in the living room of my tiny 2 person/one bedroom apartment. I think I'll remember that song till the day I die.
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And I remember getting off the horse about ten seconds after crossing the river to pick a cactus or some poo poo, then riding the rest of the way in silence. Good times.
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I never understood the love for it. I hated the song. The undead nightmare one was much better.
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A neat thing about the new Assassin's Creed game is that when you start it has adjustable difficulty for both combat and stealth.
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Assassin Creed Origins  Some assassin photobombing cutscenes
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muscles like this! posted:A neat thing about the new Assassin's Creed game is that when you start it has adjustable difficulty for both combat and stealth. The newer games do that and have it for Combat, Stealth and Exploration which I think is a nice touch.
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I never understood the love for it. I hated the song. The undead nightmare one was much better. I think part of the reason it fits so well is because Mexico is the "map #2" of RDR, basically. Before this point you can't go to Mexico because there's no way to cross the river, and if you try anyway you get gibbed by infinitely respawning resistance, so it feels like a big stepping stone toward your goal. The song is meant to give you some self-reflection time since a big climactic shootout just happened in order to get you there at all. It's like the turning point in the story almost, where you have a good spread of weapons and you know your way around the first half of the map, but now you're in uncharted territory again and have to start from scratch looking for leads on Bill and Javier. CJacobs has a new favorite as of 02:06 on Nov 11, 2020 |
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That's one reason I found it so disappointing. You get this neat song. And then you're back doing menial work for everyone with almost no protest. "Help me find my gang or I'll kill you" "How about you do a billion loving things for me instead" "Yeah ok"
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It is a Rockstar Games game, it's true. edit: That said, John does try to just walk up and shoot Bill and Javier once he finds them. It does not go particularly well as they've captured iirc an Army fort, so he looks elsewhere for help breaking in. So at least they justify you having to go around shaking hands and making friends again. CJacobs has a new favorite as of 02:28 on Nov 11, 2020 |
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Inspector Gesicht posted:Jesus, does anyone in Gears of War look normal? Yeah women look normal. Because of course they do. (They may have added beefcake women later, I think I stopped after 2).
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