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bony tony posted:This isn't the aug thread, but I have to share Lord John's official picture. It is something. Dude looks like Darth Vader at the end of Return of the Jedi.
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dialhforhero posted:I appreciate the deeper irony of the song and also the date tomorrow (Tuesday, 9 November) and the whole song association for Germans and the DDR and... Your greater point aside, I hope it doesn't derail your week too much to learn that today is the 9th. Tomorrow (at least in the US) is Tuesday, November 10.
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cuber posted:Trumper on facebook trying to school all us idiots about real history (the kind they don't teach you in schools). Same boring conservative talking points, but this comment cracked me up:
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:Your greater point aside, I hope it doesn't derail your week too much to learn that today is the 9th. Tomorrow (at least in the US) is Tuesday, November 10. I drank a lot this weekend and had Monday free so I am uh, confused.
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Tony Phillips posted:Checking in with my recreational chud friend..... the only possible reply to this is "get over it, he won"
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someone quote the "Alton Brown is absolutely definitely a dom" bit or just exercise caution opening this link ah it's just further down: quote:We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. stringless has a new favorite as of 12:24 on Nov 10, 2020 |
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Somfin posted:What the gently caress, Alton
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what the gently caress it's like they put all five classical stages of acceptance in a blender and dripped the aftermath onto a keyboard stringless has a new favorite as of 14:09 on Nov 10, 2020 |
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Thinky Whale posted:
I now return to the rock I live under that only receives Alex Jones broadcasts.
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Thinky Whale posted:
How do you even see the world when you think Trump is the hardest working president ever? Or that he stood up for women? Or that he didn't profit??
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Vib Rib posted:Not only did he not do any of these things (except "thank you for being too much"), but in many cases he did the exact opposite. Through a very narrow Lou Dobbs shaped lens
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How do you respond to someone ORDERING you to do this by doing anything but putting your hand in your pocket, pulling it back out with a middle finger, and laughing derisively
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goblin week posted:Should've been a hint that he's republican And a born again Christian.
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Danaru posted:How do you respond to someone ORDERING you to do this by doing anything but putting your hand in your pocket, pulling it back out with a middle finger, and laughing derisively and you're the kind of person that carries around a pocketwatch? knowing it's unwound or is broken? but it's clearly visible? good loving luck lol sure you're gonna throw your middle fingers in the air at the guy that you're explicitly present to meet because he exposed your peccadillo i'd rather have Alton Brown be just disappointed in me than laugh in my face in front of at least one other person about how i'm a poser if i were in that circumstance i dunno the dude's obviously got control issues (watch Good Eats and try to catch both of his ears in a single camera take) but the spreader bars and such on the actual shows speak more than the "lmao my pocketwatch poser friend got totally called out by Alton Brown but in a super classy way so therefore AB fits into this particular box".
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10 Beers posted:Dude looks like Darth Vader at the end of Return of the Jedi. You quoted that photo at the top of the page and now every time I come to this thread it takes up my entire phone screen like a horrible wallpaper
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:No, no, Jeb! commits the Jeb!nocide. I'm looking forward to the next Dangan Ronpa introducing the famous serial killer/political icon Jeb!nocider Joe the Plumber.
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xtal posted:You quoted that photo at the top of the page and now every time I come to this thread it takes up my entire phone screen like a horrible wallpaper k i made it smaller for u better? 
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FFT posted:what the gently caress They burn, burn like a wicker cabinet Chalk white and oh-so-frail
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Flint_Paper posted:Tom is not the idiot:  I originally saw the headline on The Guardian's site and thought  and skipped it.Amazing.
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Antigravitas posted:
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Antigravitas posted:
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More like "idiots about social media" but fitting.. I work in a small shop, our owner came by and I heard him talking to another worker about "Hey, what's that new Twitter like site?" and of course the answer was Parler. After he left, I piped up with "So are we jumping on racist Twitter now?".  NO IT'S CONSERVATIVE TWITTER so it's UNCENSORED and you know what you're seeing is TRUE
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:k i made it smaller for u Face like a bag of smashed crabs.
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bony tony posted:This isn't the aug thread, but I have to share Lord John's official picture. It is something. And in true boomer fashion he keeps doubling down repeatedly in Twitter instead of admitting being an idiot on social media.
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knife_of_justice posted:Face like a bag of smashed crabs. Congrats on being the only person outside my immediate family to ever use this phrase that I have heard, glad to know it exists elsewhere 
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oops forgot to log into my sock puppet account https://twitter.com/DeanBrowningPA/status/1326190098086506496 
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xtal posted:You quoted that photo at the top of the page and now every time I come to this thread it takes up my entire phone screen like a horrible wallpaper Yessss. Give in to your hate, your anger....
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