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shipwrek: Dec 11, 2009; Drunk octopus wants
to fight you

Sininu posted:

Well hello to you too :wink:

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bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/cincinnatizoo/status/1326250804223877122?s=21

# ? Nov 10, 2020 20:53

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

muscles like this! posted:

My favorite thing about pandas is how they look and act like people in costumes.

Specifically, drunk people in costumes.

# ? Nov 10, 2020 22:26

Basticle: Sep 12, 2011

https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/1325974546894217218

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/catsdotexe/status/1326229270230917120

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Taerkar: Dec 7, 2002; kind of into it, really

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/cincinnatizoo/status/1326250804223877122?s=21

Such a purry boy.

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Basticle: Sep 12, 2011

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706597695594430504/775874832898195456/dorc.mp4

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/xaWrzlz.mp4

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raverrn: Apr 5, 2005; Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!

https://i.imgur.com/vPCWyFb.mp4

# ? Nov 11, 2020 03:55

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

https://twitter.com/YLaylee/status/1326376864718483461

# ? Nov 11, 2020 06:38

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:

https://twitter.com/YLaylee/status/1326376864718483461

I do not understand. Why does Kirby, the smallest of them, not simply EAT the other workers?!

# ? Nov 11, 2020 06:47

Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/Ltq2xGO.gifv

# ? Nov 11, 2020 11:30

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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Plank Walker: Aug 11, 2005

Samovar posted:

I do not understand. Why does Kirby, the smallest of them, not simply EAT the other workers?!

How do you think he got the office worker outfit in the first place?

# ? Nov 11, 2020 16:03

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:

https://twitter.com/YLaylee/status/1326376864718483461

kirby is low key super terrifying.

# ? Nov 11, 2020 16:07

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

Cartoon Man posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4

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-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/mbhIiLp.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/4oLoWaj.mp4

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Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

The videos from this rescue farm are delightful.

https://twitter.com/caenhillcc/status/1326562406768717825?s=20

# ? Nov 11, 2020 17:40

Safari Disco Lion: Jul 21, 2011; Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1326388509385629698

eta: This lovely man has a whole youtube channel of feeding raccoons. :kimchi:

https://www.youtube.com/user/vjamb/videos

# ? Nov 11, 2020 19:43

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Safari Disco Lion posted:

https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1326388509385629698

eta: This lovely man has a whole youtube channel of feeding raccoons.

https://www.youtube.com/user/vjamb/videos

One day that pile of raccoons will disperse leaving a skeleton behind.

# ? Nov 11, 2020 19:53

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

Holy poo poo, his oldest videos are from 2011 and on the same porch. He must be a legend in the local raccoon community.

# ? Nov 11, 2020 20:00

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Those raccoons are SO FAT. :btroll:

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Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Ror posted:

Holy poo poo, his oldest videos are from 2011 and on the same porch. He must be a legend in the local raccoon community.

He probably started out with 2 raccoons

Give it another ten years and there will be 200 on that porch

# ? Nov 11, 2020 20:59

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/Ot2WXer.gifv

Today is not the day I tear your face off.

# ? Nov 11, 2020 21:41

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Ot2WXer.gifv

Today is not the day I tear your face off.

Never been more disappointed to find out a gif doesn't have sound.

# ? Nov 11, 2020 23:00

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Dick Trauma posted:

Those raccoons are SO FAT.

Those raccoons must be "disturbed", because they're certainly down with the thiccness

# ? Nov 11, 2020 23:00

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/vW266nc.mp4

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Basticle: Sep 12, 2011

https://giant.gfycat.com/ShockedYellowishDarwinsfox.webm

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Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

https://youtu.be/HESe9voNWXs

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goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/LondonFire/status/1326775275632386049

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

CW: Fox News

A group of foxes is called a 'skulk'

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Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

-Zydeco- posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4oLoWaj.mp4

Exactly how I react when I see a Wallmaster.

# ? Nov 12, 2020 14:10

Basticle: Sep 12, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/2sDfUkF.mp4

# ? Nov 13, 2020 00:58

BaronVonVaderham: Jul 31, 2011; All hail the queen!

It's time! The third sphynx coloring book by this amazing artist is out!

Rexie's gonna be in it, and I think Alexis, too! Also many other sphynxes I know from various social media groups (I can spam you guys with a list of sphynx accounts to follow upon request).

# ? Nov 13, 2020 01:23