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Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

AHH F/UGH posted:

Pretty close. They're taking second hand data and only looking at half of the programming operations, where it only increases Biden's lead and not Trump's. They're then (incorrectly) correlating the % lead/deficit numbers to the number of votes that one candidate gets at one time. Basically the % change programming and the total vote display programming are separate - but they think they're supposed to perfectly reflect each other even though they don't, and then when there's a discrepancy they scream FRAUD!! and beat themselves off.

In even more simpler terms, they're cherry picking data, and not even just because they're malicious and misleading people, but because they suck at programming.
So this is basically "babby wrote some Python code and put it on GitHub," the latter of which I've seen earnestly presented as evidence that these analyses are correct. :rolleyes:

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AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

It's like if I were to tally the number of lols in the thread using a python program and claim that there were missing lols and the thread was a fraud, but I never bothered to include programming for laffos, hmbols and lmaos.

Luckily for me, the users of the forum are too stupid and sheepish to do anything but go WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE LOLS? WHAT IS JEFFREY HIDING? COUNT ALL THE LOLS!! BRING BACK LOWTAX!!!

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
lol

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames
I'm sorry, I posted a fake lol earlier :(

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

END OF AN ERROR posted:

Ummm this seems like, legit scary?

It really loving is. Most likely outcome of the JCS disagreeing with a unlawful order is them resigning or being fired and 4 stars sympathetic to Trump being put in.

People should be making GBS threads themselves...lol

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

@realRichardKyanka: Why won't Crooked Jeffrey and the Mods allow observers from Fark.com and Reddit to observe the Lol counting process? Unfair $10 block put in place. Stories about missing lols becoming rampant. What are they trying to hide? We had many famous lols when I was Admin. Not good!

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Zugzwang posted:

So this is basically "babby wrote some Python code and put it on GitHub," the latter of which I've seen earnestly presented as evidence that these analyses are correct. :rolleyes:

lawyers representing the President of the United States are currently arguing in court that they've received hundreds of thousands of reports of voter fraud to their tip line

most of which are TikTok teens prank calling and goons spamming goatse

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
so jack poo poo was on hannity? lmao.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
I still love how "I don't like either side!" assholes go on about how you can't namecall and be nasty and tell Trump to accept his loss when 4 years ago, people were screaming that Hillary got robbed.

I don't remember that. I remember people being disgusted, but people screamed that Gore got robbed.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Imagined posted:

I literally cannot believe anyone is still asking this after the last four years.

Things are only illegal if anyone enforces the laws.

yes this administration has made it perfectly clear that the mindset it operates under is that its only illegal if somebody stops you

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

AHH F/UGH posted:

It's like if I were to tally the number of lols in the thread using a python program and claim that there were missing lols and the thread was a fraud, but I never bothered to include programming for laffos, hmbols and lmaos.
Man, so many laughs would be missed in the dataset if you did that.

Bomb-omb Texting
Sep 24, 2009
lol

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Cowslips Warren posted:

I still love how "I don't like either side!" assholes go on about how you can't namecall and be nasty and tell Trump to accept his loss when 4 years ago, people were screaming that Hillary got robbed.

I don't remember that. I remember people being disgusted, but people screamed that Gore got robbed.

Mostly I just remember people blaming Hillary for being a lovely candidate and being flabbergasted that Trump won. The election interference stuff came later.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

feelix posted:

Once people who aren't his lackeys get a look at the stuff they've been doing behind closed doors there is gonna be evidence of so many more crimes, he's just doing this to buy time

I wouldn't be surprised if that moving van was full of documents and hard drives heading for an incinerator.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Raged posted:

It really loving is. Most likely outcome of the JCS disagreeing with a unlawful order is them resigning or being fired and 4 stars sympathetic to Trump being put in.

People should be making GBS threads themselves...lol

The most powerful country on earth is a waking nightmare and I'm posting in GBS you bet I'm shidding my pants

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Zugzwang posted:

Man, so many laughs would be missed in the dataset if you did that.

this thread is fraudulent. starting from 2017, many lols missing.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1326353226749386757?s=20

lol he's never gonna leave without FBI Marshalls pulling him from the Oval Office

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

AHH F/UGH posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1326353226749386757?s=20

lol he's never gonna leave without FBI Marshalls pulling him from the Oval Office

its going to be hilarious

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Strong Sauce posted:

this thread is fraudulent. starting from 2017, many lols missing.



I'm taking Jeffrey to Supreme Court Tennis Supplies & Rental

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

AHH F/UGH posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1326353226749386757?s=20

lol he's never gonna leave without FBI Marshalls pulling him from the Oval Office

Whatever they do to him, I hope it hurts and I hope he shits himself in the process

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

wise words from noteworthy Donald Trump confidant The Dilbert Guy. thanks The Dilbert Guy

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Frank Frank posted:

Whatever they do to him, I hope it hurts and I hope he shits himself in the process

hes going to keep getting covid so no one can get near him

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Frank Frank posted:

Whatever they do to him, I hope it hurts and I hope he shits himself in the process

:same:

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
oh god he retweeted adams I coulg *hear* his ego inflating

Evil Bob
May 2, 2004

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
My lols are waning as the dumb gently caress pants shitter in chief and his enablers continue their anti democracy campaign.

Been 4 loving years of having untruths pushed on the public all leading to denying the election results. gently caress

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Lolling at how republicans still can’t wrap their heads around the idea that more votes come from places where people live

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

CJacobs posted:

wise words from noteworthy Donald Trump confidant The Dilbert Guy. thanks The Dilbert Guy
He's spent the last 5 years publicly hitching himself to the notion that Trump is secretly a super-genius persuader, so good that any evidence against his persuasion ability is actually evidence for his persuasion ability, so Turmpf's loss has gotta be quite the psychological blow to him.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Evil Bob posted:

My lols are waning as the dumb gently caress pants shitter in chief and his enablers continue their anti democracy campaign.

Been 4 loving years of having untruths pushed on the public all leading to denying the election results. gently caress

Relax it's fine my cpu (5600x) is on its way. Apparently Canada has it! Like Canada what the gently caress are you doing with my CPU? I miss the days of small mom and pop cpu manufacturers.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Nov 11, 2020

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

By the way here's the hell timeline for the rest of 2020

1. Trump claims massive voter fraud and irregularities, widespread election rigging
2. Trump throws everything but the kitchen sink at the courts to try to build a case for voter fraud
3. Biden wins the same 306 EVs after recounts and absentee ballots are in and states certify the vote totals.
4. Trump takes states to court to de-certify the vote totals, which doesn't work.
5. Trump even possibly tries to send in the national guard to keep these states' electors from meeting.
6. The states have the electoral college votes on December 14th and Biden wins 306 EVs, which the states certify and send to the joint session of congress.
7. After finding only extremely few and far between, often ones in his case, Trump ignores the findings and continues to push the narrative, now suing the states and claiming that they're breaking the law by certifying the votes and sending PA, GA, NV and AZ votes there. Congress tabulates the votes regardless and Biden is declared the winner, even with Mike Pence and the entire GOP claiming this is fraud and not valid.
8. Trump refuses to accept the tabulation and says he will not leave and Biden and the Democrats are attempting a coup and he is invalidating the election.
9. People start protesting and drat near scale the White House gates. Somewhere in the National Mall, someone on one side or the other start shooting each other and chaos breaks out and the army and national guard are called in.
10. We become an autocracy. The DOD and DOJ, filled with cronies, arrest Biden for treason.

Welcome to hell

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Zugzwang posted:

He's spent the last 5 years publicly hitching himself to the notion that Trump is secretly a super-genius persuader, so good that any evidence against his persuasion ability is actually evidence for his persuasion ability, so Turmpf's loss has gotta be quite the psychological blow to him.

That’s the main problem with Trump cultists. They pushed “all-in” on Trump being some sort of savior - investing their own egos in his bullshit. That’s why they can’t back down. This is not a political contest for these idiots, it’s a battle for their own pride and identities. THAT is why I’m afraid they are going to start killing people. Without Trump, there’s nothing left for these idiots.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

The Walrus posted:

oh god he retweeted adams I coulg *hear* his ego inflating

Like an ouroboros of poo poo.

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames
It's cool that I lived long enough to see reality just buckle and collapse

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://www.theverge.com/2020/11/10/21559677/tiktok-cfius-court-petition-ban-deadline

TikTok says the Trump administration has forgotten about trying to ban it, would like to know what’s up

quote:

TikTok has filed a petition in a US Court of Appeals calling for a review of actions by the Trump administration’s Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States (CFUIS). The reason, according for the company, is that it hasn’t heard from the committee in weeks about an imminent deadline for parent company ByteDance to sell off US assets over national security concerns.

lol that he just forgot about something that was literally the most important thing to him like 2 months ago

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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AHH F/UGH posted:

8. Trump refuses to accept the tabulation and says he will not leave and Biden and the Democrats are attempting a coup and he is invalidating the election.
9. People start protesting and drat near scale the White House gates. Somewhere in the National Mall, someone on one side or the other start shooting each other and chaos breaks out and the army and national guard are called in.
10. We become an autocracy. The DOD and DOJ, filled with cronies, arrest Biden for treason.

Welcome to hell

This is stupid as gently caress

Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

AHH F/UGH posted:

By the way here's the hell timeline for the rest of 2020

1. Trump claims massive voter fraud and irregularities, widespread election rigging
2. Trump throws everything but the kitchen sink at the courts to try to build a case for voter fraud
3. Biden wins the same 306 EVs after recounts and absentee ballots are in and states certify the vote totals.
4. Trump takes states to court to de-certify the vote totals, which doesn't work.
5. Trump even possibly tries to send in the national guard to keep these states' electors from meeting.
6. The states have the electoral college votes on December 14th and Biden wins 306 EVs, which the states certify and send to the joint session of congress.
7. After finding only extremely few and far between, often ones in his case, Trump ignores the findings and continues to push the narrative, now suing the states and claiming that they're breaking the law by certifying the votes and sending PA, GA, NV and AZ votes there. Congress tabulates the votes regardless and Biden is declared the winner, even with Mike Pence and the entire GOP claiming this is fraud and not valid.
8. Trump refuses to accept the tabulation and says he will not leave and Biden and the Democrats are attempting a coup and he is invalidating the election.
9. People start protesting and drat near scale the White House gates. Somewhere in the National Mall, someone on one side or the other start shooting each other and chaos breaks out and the army and national guard are called in.
10. We become an autocracy. The DOD and DOJ, filled with cronies, arrest Biden for treason.

Welcome to hell

We need to start seeing some lols or you're toast buddy

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/PeterHamby/status/1326365105404047361

DoctorG0nzo
May 28, 2014
I never post but feel compelled to. For any doomposters: just remember that Trump's legal fundraiser says in the fine print that 50% (maybe 60%) of each donation will go to paying off Trump's campaign debt. He is literally only doing this because he desperately needs money. It's a final, slapdash, desperate grift. If that's not an omegalol I dunno what is

Evil Bob
May 2, 2004

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Duck and Cover posted:

Relax it's fine my cpu (5600x) is on its way. Apparently Canada has it! Like Canada what the gently caress are you doing with my CPU? I miss the days of small mom and pop cpu manufacturers.

:hmmyes: good point I’ll keep this in mind

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Duck and Cover posted:

Relax it's fine my cpu (5600x) is on its way. Apparently Canada has it! Like Canada what the gently caress are you doing with my CPU? I miss the days of small mom and pop cpu manufacturers.

dude you've been more unhinged than usual are you OK?

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Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




Dunno how this ends, really. There isn't going to be any investigation that he'll accept unless the result is "Trump remains President and also gets a third term for doubting him". He has never admitted to being wrong, he will never concede defeat. And the process to where anyone could force him to leave is over two months away.

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