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The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006












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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008









Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


The monkey paw curls, all the nude scenes will be hobbits.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Fister Roboto posted:

The monkey paw curls, all the nude scenes will be hobbits.



The only thing that bothers me oh bother is that the original cast is probably not going to get cameos and it will feel pale and stretched somehow.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Is that worse than the hobbit movies that felt pale and stretched out and did get cameos?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
Wait what were the list of things that Tolkien nerds didn't get in the brilliant film adaptation? Something about yellow boots mcgoo and there was definitely a fuckup regarding farmamir. Other than that LotR had zero sex appeal except the bits with Eowyn and Arwen and that was mostly poetry based sex and abstinence.

I hope they sex it up good somehow Sam and Rosie all rolling in the turnips.

*cough*

Sam and Frodo rolling it up in the cinders outside Mt Dooom.

On the DL

And fix Farmalade please he's a decent bloke he didn't deserve that treatment.

But leave the tree stuff right the gently caress out

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

RandomFerret posted:

Is that worse than the hobbit movies that felt pale and stretched out and did get cameos?

Did they? Did someone wake you up amongst all that? That was rude of them.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:



The only thing that bothers me oh bother is that the original cast is probably not going to get cameos and it will feel pale and stretched somehow.

Isn't Amazon's series based hundreds of years before the hobbit

I suppose they could get a lot of naked Elves in there.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Does anyone here know anybody at all working on the media production side of Amazon and can shoot them Elise's magnum opus

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Azhais posted:

Isn't Amazon's series based hundreds of years before the hobbit

I suppose they could get a lot of naked Elves in there.

https://www.indiewire.com/gallery/amazons-lord-of-the-rings-explained-plot-cast/

no, but if they tried the silmarillion i'd be interested

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

RandomFerret posted:

Is that worse than the hobbit movies that felt pale and stretched out

Like butter scraped over too much bread.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Azhais posted:

Isn't Amazon's series based hundreds of years before the hobbit

I suppose they could get a lot of naked Elves in there.

retry here I uh the unnamed elf archer guy from the two towers (heyo) I don't not want to see what they do with underwear I just want to have a gradient of male and female and intersexed elves and dear god his jaw line it's

why did he have to die!?!?

BaldDwarfOnPCP has a new favorite as of 06:58 on Nov 11, 2020

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
So wait... there's no nudity in The Boys but there will be tiddies in LotR?

WTF is going on at Amazon?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




mysterious frankie posted:

I wouldn’t be able to even begin to fathom what a button with any of those icons on it did, and would therefore crash the out of control spaceship metaphor for 1978 capitalism into a different metaphor for technology induced alienation, but one of the buttons does looks like a fat guy doing a side flip, one looks like a thin guy doing a side flip the three down on the left looks like Atari designed a boy scout badge. A+

sorry about your poo poo brain op

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Defenistrator posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gduUeX0N4Q


Pack it up idiots. Close this thread. This video has out meme'd anything you idiots could ever accomplish.

Lmao, I watched this whole video and didn't see any piss math, quantum pisschanics, or even some social pisschology; this video WISHES it would be as esteemed and accomplished as this thread.


Ignoring what I just said, this is in reply to the Star Trek and (the impending) LotR derails:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ftdu8yrKOw


Memes:




Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin




Memento has a new favorite as of 08:47 on Nov 11, 2020

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
Oh gently caress you.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

It's because I'm old and don't want prostate cancer, OP.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


Yes

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


Don't doxx my cat, that's very rude, tia.

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009






RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/GetGianni/status/1321250631437459456

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Elviscat posted:

Don't doxx my cat, that's very rude, tia.



Get a shallower bowl, one that doesn't irritate your cat's whiskers.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Defenistrator posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gduUeX0N4Q


Pack it up idiots. Close this thread. This video has out meme'd anything you idiots could ever accomplish.

This was a hell of a ride

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Chard posted:

sorry about your poo poo brain op

I’d say if you’re so smart try to figure out what they mean just by sight, but you probably memorized what they mean and have a body pillow of them and kiss them all night long. So I won’t say that.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

:doit:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Lowtax hits the skids

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Poor skids

Time Cowboy
Nov 4, 2007

But Tarzan... The strangest thing has happened! I'm as bare... as the day I was born!

This got a sensible chuckle out of me.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Wait till the end it's worth it
https://twitter.com/LZRS_87/status/1325843374423887874?s=20

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Heath posted:

Lowtax hits the skids

It’s not true! The skids are a bunch of crazy liars! Don’t believe the mob!!!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I have a reached an agreement for the purchase of the skids.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Ariong posted:

It’s not true! The skids are a bunch of crazy liars! Don’t believe the mob!!!



Would you believe them? Buncha fuckin degens.

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azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!


A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

I have a reached an agreement for the purchase of the skids.

Wondrous!

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