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# ? Nov 11, 2020 05:04 |
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 05:46 |
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The monkey paw curls, all the nude scenes will be hobbits.
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 06:22 |
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Fister Roboto posted:The monkey paw curls, all the nude scenes will be hobbits. The only thing that bothers me oh bother is that the original cast is probably not going to get cameos and it will feel pale and stretched somehow.
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 06:30 |
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Is that worse than the hobbit movies that felt pale and stretched out and did get cameos?
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 06:35 |
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Wait what were the list of things that Tolkien nerds didn't get in the brilliant film adaptation? Something about yellow boots mcgoo and there was definitely a fuckup regarding farmamir. Other than that LotR had zero sex appeal except the bits with Eowyn and Arwen and that was mostly poetry based sex and abstinence. I hope they sex it up good somehow Sam and Rosie all rolling in the turnips. *cough* Sam and Frodo rolling it up in the cinders outside Mt Dooom. On the DL And fix Farmalade please he's a decent bloke he didn't deserve that treatment. But leave the tree stuff right the gently caress out
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 06:40 |
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RandomFerret posted:Is that worse than the hobbit movies that felt pale and stretched out and did get cameos? Did they? Did someone wake you up amongst all that? That was rude of them.
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 06:40 |
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:
Isn't Amazon's series based hundreds of years before the hobbit I suppose they could get a lot of naked Elves in there.
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 06:41 |
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Does anyone here know anybody at all working on the media production side of Amazon and can shoot them Elise's magnum opus
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 06:45 |
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Azhais posted:Isn't Amazon's series based hundreds of years before the hobbit https://www.indiewire.com/gallery/amazons-lord-of-the-rings-explained-plot-cast/ no, but if they tried the silmarillion i'd be interested
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 06:45 |
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RandomFerret posted:Is that worse than the hobbit movies that felt pale and stretched out Like butter scraped over too much bread.
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 06:46 |
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Azhais posted:Isn't Amazon's series based hundreds of years before the hobbit retry here I uh the unnamed elf archer guy from the two towers (heyo) I don't not want to see what they do with underwear I just want to have a gradient of male and female and intersexed elves and dear god his jaw line it's why did he have to die!?!? BaldDwarfOnPCP has a new favorite as of 06:58 on Nov 11, 2020 |
# ? Nov 11, 2020 06:55 |
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So wait... there's no nudity in The Boys but there will be tiddies in LotR? WTF is going on at Amazon?
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 07:09 |
mysterious frankie posted:I wouldn’t be able to even begin to fathom what a button with any of those icons on it did, and would therefore crash the out of control spaceship metaphor for 1978 capitalism into a different metaphor for technology induced alienation, but one of the buttons does looks like a fat guy doing a side flip, one looks like a thin guy doing a side flip the three down on the left looks like Atari designed a boy scout badge. A+ sorry about your poo poo brain op
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 07:17 |
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 08:12 |
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Defenistrator posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gduUeX0N4Q Lmao, I watched this whole video and didn't see any piss math, quantum pisschanics, or even some social pisschology; this video WISHES it would be as esteemed and accomplished as this thread. Ignoring what I just said, this is in reply to the Star Trek and (the impending) LotR derails: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ftdu8yrKOw Memes:
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 08:24 |
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Memento has a new favorite as of 08:47 on Nov 11, 2020 |
# ? Nov 11, 2020 08:28 |
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Oh gently caress you.
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 09:02 |
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It's because I'm old and don't want prostate cancer, OP.
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 09:07 |
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Yes
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 09:15 |
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pseudorandom posted:] Don't doxx my cat, that's very rude, tia.
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 09:16 |
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 11:19 |
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https://twitter.com/GetGianni/status/1321250631437459456
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 11:52 |
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Elviscat posted:Don't doxx my cat, that's very rude, tia. Get a shallower bowl, one that doesn't irritate your cat's whiskers.
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 12:00 |
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Defenistrator posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gduUeX0N4Q This was a hell of a ride
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 13:21 |
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 14:55 |
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Chard posted:sorry about your poo poo brain op I’d say if you’re so smart try to figure out what they mean just by sight, but you probably memorized what they mean and have a body pillow of them and kiss them all night long. So I won’t say that.
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 16:09 |
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 16:15 |
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 17:11 |
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 17:12 |
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Lowtax hits the skids
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 17:18 |
Poor skids
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 17:21 |
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This got a sensible chuckle out of me.
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 17:24 |
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Wait till the end it's worth it https://twitter.com/LZRS_87/status/1325843374423887874?s=20
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 17:29 |
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Heath posted:Lowtax hits the skids It’s not true! The skids are a bunch of crazy liars! Don’t believe the mob!!!
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 17:29 |
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I have a reached an agreement for the purchase of the skids.
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 17:42 |
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Ariong posted:It’s not true! The skids are a bunch of crazy liars! Don’t believe the mob!!! Would you believe them? Buncha fuckin degens.
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 17:47 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 02:19 |
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:I have a reached an agreement for the purchase of the skids. Wondrous!
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# ? Nov 11, 2020 17:48 |