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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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El Pipila
Dec 30, 2006
I am invincible; I have a stone on my back!

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Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

the only things i know about law are from watching crime shows and playing ace attorney games, and i’m pretty sure i’m overqualified for trump’s legal team

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

that's a perfect amount of cum


5/5 bravo

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Lawman 0 posted:

I read this entire thread and I want to die

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Eleven Eleven posted:

gently caress you

Comparing trump to ceaser?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Gringostar posted:



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Eleven Eleven
Nov 12, 2016

Chris James 2 posted:

gently caress you

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

cumshitter posted:

theres a scene in the film where one of the heroes receives an owl from hitler begging the wizards to help him stop the holocaust

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

waydownLo posted:

A goon purporting to be a cardiac surgeon once explained what Bill is about to undergo, but I can’t remember that poster’s name, or the name of the surgical procedure.

Does anyone know whatever Bill’s about to have done is called?

sounds like a typical vampiric transformation

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Hatebag posted:

I practice nerdo loser posting

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

waydownLo posted:

A goon purporting to be a cardiac surgeon once explained what Bill is about to undergo, but I can’t remember that poster’s name, or the name of the surgical procedure.

Does anyone know whatever Bill’s about to have done is called?

No but he made it sound like rip bill

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Eleven Eleven posted:

Barron William Trump being the American Augustus would be loving hilarious.

yeah Minecraft Steve is the Maecenas in this situation

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
bill mitchell is getting his ribs removed

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

waydownLo posted:

A goon purporting to be a cardiac surgeon once explained what Bill is about to undergo, but I can’t remember that poster’s name, or the name of the surgical procedure.

Does anyone know whatever Bill’s about to have done is called?

it was supposedly a PTE iirc

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Mayor Dave posted:

wikifeet bearjew shoe size

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Consummate Professional posted:

Pwned in the brown/taint area. that sucks

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


buckwheats

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Zuck explicitly patterns his whole personal brand on Augustus

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Rocks posted:

https://twitter.com/thecoopertom/status/1325710953305026560?s=20

lol the furries put four seasons into VR. this looks fun, i think i might become a furry.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

skaboomizzy posted:

I didn't wash my hair before work today (I almost never do that) and I wore my sunglasses on my drive because most of it is facing east and the girl at the McD's drive-thru asked me twice if I was a greaser and I am now literally dead

Eleven Eleven
Nov 12, 2016

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Comparing trump to ceaser?

In the sense that he THINKS that he's Caesar.

And that any plans for lifetime dictatorship are likely to be cut short.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
What's this 4 seasons joke?

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Eleven Eleven posted:

In the sense that he THINKS that he's Caesar.

And that any plans for lifetime dictatorship are likely to be cut short.

Chud theory of trumps intelligence and self awareness

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

its 11.5

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

waydownLo posted:

A goon purporting to be a cardiac surgeon once explained what Bill is about to undergo, but I can’t remember that poster’s name, or the name of the surgical procedure.

Does anyone know whatever Bill’s about to have done is called?

Embalment

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Agrajag posted:

NO gently caress

BILLIONAIRES AND CORPORATIONS MADE OUT LIKE CROOKS

SENATORS loving INSIDER TRADED ON PANDEMIC INFO RIGHT IN OUR FACES RIGHT BEFORE THE PANDEMIC

THOUSANDS ANDS THOUSNDS OF SMALL BUSINESS ARE NEVER COMING BACK BECAUSE THE FUCKIGN GOVT DOESNT GIVE A poo poo AND THOUSANDS OF loving AMERICANS ARE GOING HOMELESS FOR CHRISTMAS

AND DEMS ARENT GONNA LEARN poo poo OR CHANGE EVEN AFTER 4 YEARS OF THS GARBAGE

WHAT IS THERE TO BE HAPPY ABOUT?

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

that USPS guy who recanted his recant to the postal inspectors said he would update us today with his findings. did he do it yet?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009

https://twitter.com/bussydouche/status/1326641742259449856?s=20

Grimoire
Jul 9, 2003

when u order a large cheese, forget to specify "pizza"

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Consummate Professional posted:

bill mitchell is getting his ribs removed

thank God

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/ryanbeckwith/status/1326647078366441475

Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?


The last thing you hear below you is someone shouting "PECKERWOOD"

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



thinking about how i honored our veterans by drinking an entire six pack of IPA last night then sleeping until 2 in the afternoon

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Agrajag posted:

NO gently caress

BILLIONAIRES AND CORPORATIONS MADE OUT LIKE CROOKS

SENATORS loving INSIDER TRADED ON PANDEMIC INFO RIGHT IN OUR FACES RIGHT BEFORE THE PANDEMIC

THOUSANDS ANDS THOUSNDS OF SMALL BUSINESS ARE NEVER COMING BACK BECAUSE THE FUCKIGN GOVT DOESNT GIVE A poo poo AND THOUSANDS OF loving AMERICANS ARE GOING HOMELESS FOR CHRISTMAS

AND DEMS ARENT GONNA LEARN poo poo OR CHANGE EVEN AFTER 4 YEARS OF THS GARBAGE

WHAT IS THERE TO BE HAPPY ABOUT?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1326631009471750144?s=19

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Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Gringostar posted:



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Can confirm, in college I worked at a Starbucks right outside of Joel Osteen’s church

And by church I mean the stadium where the Houston Rockets used to play

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